Are you a musician or you are interested in someone who is a musician? If so, these clever pick up lines may work for you.

Music Instrument Pick Up Lines 
Are you a baritone? Because I'd like to get to 1st bass with you.Baritone
Can you put your baritone inside my tuba? I want to see if it fits.Baritone; Tuba
Date a bassist. We don't mind going down low.Bass
I hear you're a second bass. Want to go to third with me?Bass
This cello isn't the only big wood between my legs.Cello
You had me at cello.Cello
You must be a choir director, because you make my heart sing!Choir
Did you just move chord V to chord I? Because I think you're perfect.Chords
This reed isn't the only thing I can get wet.Clarinet
Hey baby, you know "One more time" doesn’t really mean one more time.Conductor
If I were a drum I'd let you bang me all night long!Drum
Save a drum, bang a drummer.Drum
Come sit between me and my drums, I could bang you all night.Drums
The pads on my MPC2000XL aren't the only thing I'll be banging tonight.Electronic Musical Intrument
Flute players provide some cheap trills.Flute
I bet that flute isn't the only thing you know how to blow.Flute
You sound a bit flat. Do I pull out or push in?Flute
I have a flute you can blow.Flute
The flute isn't the only thing I know how to blow.Flute
Oh baby, trust me, I’m a french horn player. I know where to blow and where to put my hands and fingers on the right place.French Horn
Let's make some sweet music together, honey.General
Good boys deserve more than just fudge.General
I just lost my job and may be Baroque, but that doesn't mean I can't show you a good time.General
Perhaps you and your friend would like to play a trio with me?General
I'd like to finger your fret board.Guitar
My guitar teacher says my fingering is good, especially on the G-stringGuitar
I'd love to strum your g-stringGuitar
Are you a guitar player? 'Cause you just pulucked my heart strings.Guitar
Hey babe! I want to play you like my harmonica!Harmonica
I C Major potential in us getting together.Music
Damn girl, you're lookin' sharp!Music
You must be a fourth or a fifth, because you're just perfect!Music
I bet we'd get into some serious Treble together.Music
Composers always score.Music
Is that an anacrusis? Because you're about to hear a pick-up.Music
Enough exposition. Let's move this to the development section.Music
My bowing arm is pretty sore...Because you just made me tremolo.Music
Ooh, I love your accent... what is it, agogic?Music
You must be a C major scale... All natural.Music
Is that a fugue I can hear? Because we're about to get entangled.Music
If you were a scale, I’d go up and down on you. You decide the tempo.Music
Are you a fermata? Because I want to hold you.Music
Hey baby, I know all sorts of alternate positions that’ll ensure maximum playing speed and accuracy.Music Instruments
If you were an oboe, I’d be the only one who could play you correctly.Oboe
Would you like to play my organ?Organ
How would you like to see my big organ?Organ
That's a nice set of mallets you have.Percussion Instrument
You can tickle my ivories anytime, baby.Piano
Baby I want to bang you as hard as I bang the keys of my piano when I play Beethoven's 5th symphony.Piano
How about you give me some piano lessons? We could play all night and make some sweet music.Piano
Hey baby, you know pianists do it with 10 fingers.Piano
You light up my world like a piccolo lights up the sharp side of a tuner.Picoolo
Excuse me, do you believe in premarital sax?Saxaphone
You want to know how to play the saxophone? Why, it’s easy. You just blow a lot and sometimes use your tongue. Would you like to try?Saxophone
You wanna grease my slide?String Instrument
I wanna rosin your bow…String Instrument
Girl, you give me a tromboner.Trombone
Trombones can do seven positions, and baby, my favourite’s on the floor.Trombone
Are you a trumpet player? Because you sure are makin' me horny!Trumpet
My embouchure is good for more than just playing the trumpet, if you know what I mean.Trumpet
I heard you’re a trumpet player. Want to try blowing my horn?Trumpet
Tubas. We’re twelve times hornier than an ordinary french horn.Tuba; French Horn
Would you like to borrow my tuner? You're looking pretty sharp to me.Tuner
Your chin rest isn’t the only thing that gives good hickeys.Violin
I can make you hit all the high notes!Vocal
Altos know how to go down low.Vocal
Slow down girl, you're giving me a woodwind.Woodwind Instrument


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