Are you a musician or you are interested in someone who is a musician? If so, these clever pick up lines may work for you.
| Music Instrument Pick Up Lines | ||
|---|---|---|
| Are you a baritone? Because I'd like to get to 1st bass with you. | Baritone | |
| Can you put your baritone inside my tuba? I want to see if it fits. | Baritone; Tuba | |
| Date a bassist. We don't mind going down low. | Bass | |
| I hear you're a second bass. Want to go to third with me? | Bass | |
| This cello isn't the only big wood between my legs. | Cello | |
| You had me at cello. | Cello | |
| You must be a choir director, because you make my heart sing! | Choir | |
| Did you just move chord V to chord I? Because I think you're perfect. | Chords | |
| This reed isn't the only thing I can get wet. | Clarinet | |
| Hey baby, you know "One more time" doesn’t really mean one more time. | Conductor | |
| If I were a drum I'd let you bang me all night long! | Drum | |
| Save a drum, bang a drummer. | Drum | |
| Come sit between me and my drums, I could bang you all night. | Drums | |
| The pads on my MPC2000XL aren't the only thing I'll be banging tonight. | Electronic Musical Instrument | |
| Flute players provide some cheap trills. | Flute | |
| I bet that flute isn't the only thing you know how to blow. | Flute | |
| You sound a bit flat. Do I pull out or push in? | Flute | |
| I have a flute you can blow. | Flute | |
| The flute isn't the only thing I know how to blow. | Flute | |
| Oh baby, trust me, I’m a French horn player. I know where to blow and where to put my hands and fingers on the right place. | French Horn | |
| Let's make some sweet music together, honey. | General | |
| Good boys deserve more than just fudge. | General | |
| I just lost my job and may be Baroque, but that doesn't mean I can't show you a good time. | General | |
| Perhaps you and your friend would like to play a trio with me? | General | |
| I'd like to finger your fret board. | Guitar | |
| My guitar teacher says my fingering is good, especially on the G-string | Guitar | |
| I'd love to strum your G-string | Guitar | |
| Are you a guitar player? 'Cause you just plucked my heart strings. | Guitar | |
| Hey babe! I want to play you like my harmonica! | Harmonica | |
| I C Major potential in us getting together. | Music | |
| Damn girl, you're lookin' sharp! | Music | |
| You must be a fourth or a fifth, because you're just perfect! | Music | |
| I bet we'd get into some serious Treble together. | Music | |
| Composers always score. | Music | |
| Is that an anacrusis? Because you're about to hear a pick-up. | Music | |
| Enough exposition. Let's move this to the development section. | Music | |
| My bowing arm is pretty sore...Because you just made me tremolo. | Music | |
| Ooh, I love your accent... what is it, agogic? | Music | |
| You must be a C major scale... All natural. | Music | |
| Is that a fugue I can hear? Because we're about to get entangled. | Music | |
| If you were a scale, I’d go up and down on you. You decide the tempo. | Music | |
| Are you a fermata? Because I want to hold you. | Music | |
| Hey baby, I know all sorts of alternate positions that’ll ensure maximum playing speed and accuracy. | Music Instruments | |
| If you were an oboe, I’d be the only one who could play you correctly. | Oboe | |
| Would you like to play my organ? | Organ | |
| How would you like to see my big organ? | Organ | |
| That's a nice set of mallets you have. | Percussion Instrument | |
| You can tickle my ivories anytime, baby. | Piano | |
| Baby I want to bang you as hard as I bang the keys of my piano when I play Beethoven's 5th symphony. | Piano | |
| How about you give me some piano lessons? We could play all night and make some sweet music. | Piano | |
| Hey baby, you know pianists do it with 10 fingers. | Piano | |
| You light up my world like a piccolo lights up the sharp side of a tuner. | Piccolo | |
| Excuse me, do you believe in premarital sax? | Saxophone | |
| You want to know how to play the saxophone? Why, it’s easy. You just blow a lot and sometimes use your tongue. Would you like to try? | Saxophone | |
| You wanna grease my slide? | String Instrument | |
| I wanna rosin your bow… | String Instrument | |
| Girl, you give me a tromboner. | Trombone | |
| Trombones can do seven positions, and baby, my favorite's on the floor. | Trombone | |
| Are you a trumpet player? Because you sure are makin' me horny! | Trumpet | |
| My embouchure is good for more than just playing the trumpet, if you know what I mean. | Trumpet | |
| I heard you’re a trumpet player. Want to try blowing my horn? | Trumpet | |
| Tubas. We’re twelve times hornier than an ordinary French horn. | Tuba; French Horn | |
| Would you like to borrow my tuner? You're looking pretty sharp to me. | Tuner | |
| Your chin rest isn’t the only thing that gives good hickeys. | Violin | |
| I can make you hit all the high notes! | Vocal | |
| Altos know how to go down low. | Vocal | |
| Slow down girl, you're giving me a woodwind. | Woodwind Instrument |
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