253 Food Pick Up Lines

Use this complete list of food related pick up lines to help you get the guys or girls. we have included different types of food based on ethnicity such as Asian or about cheese specific food items, or at common restaurant locations such as McDonald, 7-11, and more. Enjoy and hope these pick up lines can work for you.

Food Pick Up Lines  
Your like 7-11 everyone gets a slurp and i think its my turn7-11
Do you like Bacon? Wanna strip?Bacon
I'm a master baker.Baking
This city has [insert number] of microbrews, but only this one has the blonde I want.Bar
Are you going to the BBQ (What BBQ?) My meat in your grillBBQ
Do you like BBQs, cause I'm gonna slap my meat across your grillBBQ
You look so good, I could put you on a plate and sop you up with a biscuit!Biscuit
If it's true that we are what we eat, I could be you by morning!Breakfast
I wanna butter your toast and eat you for breakfast.Breakfast
Let's do breakfast tomorrow. Should I call you or nudge you?Breakfast
I'm going to make you breakfast...Omelet you suck this dick.Breakfast
I love the way you move...like butter on a bald monkey.Butter
You look like a cake I'm dying to get a piece of, before Janice from accounting eats you all up. Janice is a cannibal, and that's not a joke.Cake
Girl you're sweet as candy, can I taste u "Now And Later"Candy
Your name must be Candy… ‘cuz you look so sweet.Candy
Mmm girl! You so sweet I'm gonna get diabetes!Candy
You’re like my favorite candy bar, half sweet, half nuts.Candy Bar
Girl your like a candy bar half nuts n half sweet!Candy Bar
Have you ever tried hand-pulled, salted cardamom toffee? Why don’t we head back to my place and I’ll whip you up a batch.Candy; Toffee
Do you like Kellogg's? (yes) Wanna frost my flakes?Cereal
Damn girl! have you been eating Lucky Charms?(why?) because you're looking magically delicious!Cereal
Is your daddy Tony The Tiger (Frosted Flakes) because you look gggggreatCereal
God put as much work into you as a fine piece of artisan cheese.Cheese
Omelette you in on a secret. You and I would brie perfectly gouda. Life would be feta if we were togetha. We'll be grate.Cheese
I want to grow mold with you. Just like blue cheese.Cheese
Your intellect turns me on. You're sharp as cheddar.Cheese
My crush on you makes me crumble like feta.Cheese
If you get with me, I can promise more than just a gouda time.Cheese
You're the Colby to my Monterey Jack.Cheese
My love for you is as hot as deep fried mozzarella sticks.Cheese
If anyone else hits on you, I'll just tell them, “That's nacho girl.”Cheese
Without you, my heart feels like swiss cheese – full of holes.Cheese
Hey girl, I hope that's nacho man over there.Cheese
Do you wanna come over? I'm feeling provolonely.Cheese
Let's ditch this party and hit the after-Havarti at my place.Cheese
Wanna spend the night at my cottage?Cheese
Let's just stay in and curdle tonight.Cheese
Hey girl, your butte is outta this world.Cheese
I can't control myself around you. You turn me into a muenster.Cheese
I don't mean to brag, but I'm grate in bread.Cheese
Please brie my valentine.Cheese
I wish you were cheesecake, 'cause I'd eat you right up.Cheese
Hey girl, you look real gouda.Cheese
Are you interested in a fromage a trois?Cheese
You are the cheese to my macaroni.Cheese
You look gouda nuff to eat.Cheese
God put as much work into you as a fine piece of artisan cheese.Cheese
You're like a fancy French cheese. Some people find your strong aroma offensive but I know it just means you're high quality.Cheese
Let me be a chicken nugget. and take a dip in yo sauce.Chicken Nugget
I heard you like DIM SUM, well you gonna take this dick and DIM SUM more.Chinese; Dim Sum
Baby I might not be a Doritos Locos Taco but, I sure will spice up your night.Chips
You're like a Pringles. Once I pop you, I can't stop you!Chips
Are you a Frito cause your really cornyChips
Gurl, you remind me of a box of chocolates.....(Why?) Cause I want to take your top off.Chocolate
Do you like chocolate, cause your gonna choke a lot on this dickChocolate
Hershey factories make millions of kisses a day, but I'm asking for only one.Chocolate
I'm like chocolate pudding, I may not look that good but I taste greatChocolate Pudding
Do you prefer French Press or Bialetti for your morning coffee?Coffee
Can you pass the coffee and sugar because you just made me cream in my pantsCoffee
Hey ,they call me coffee cause I grind so fineCoffee
Are you from Starbucks? Because I like you a latte.Coffee; Starbucks
Wanna see how my cookie crumbles?Cookies
Do you like Smores?, well how about s'more of this dick up you a**Cookies
Need a cooking partner? Because I am amazing in the kitchen.Cooking
I studied at a culinary school in France and know all the secrets tojoie de vivre.Cooking
If I wrote a cookbook, you’d be the featured recipe.Cooking
Staring at you is better than looking at food porn.Cooking
You know, I cook best in the morning.Cooking
How about we go back to my place and make something to write about on my food blog?Cooking
I'm not good at cooking, so lets go out sometime!Cooking
I know we just met, but will you marinade me?Cooking
I can last longer than cast iron.Cookware
Even my new stainless steel cookware set isn’t as slick as you.Cookware
Do you like Cool Whip, cause its gonna be Cool to whip this dick in yo faceCool Whip
Did you bring these cupcakes in the break room? No? Oh, I figured you did, considering how incredibly sweet they are.Cupcakes
If you were a dessert, I would drizzle a balsamic reduction all over you.Dessert
You’re so hot, you could make creme brulée with just your looks.Dessert
Your skin is smoother than the finest panna cotta.Dessert; Panna Cotta
Dinner is on me. I know the chef.Dinner
Anyone can sit here and buy you drinks. I want to buy you dinner!Dinner
I like my women like I like my doughnuts... HOT and HOLY!Donuts
You’re looking so sweet, you’ve got my eyes glazed over like doughnuts.Donuts
Have you ever tried bone luging?Drink
You’re as intoxicating as a home distilled liquor.Drink; Liquor
If your lips are vodka, then I want to get wasted.Drink; Vodka
I’m a locavore…  I got all I need right in front of me.Eating
Staring at you is better than looking at food porn.Eating
Can I reheat my egg roll in your microwave?Egg Roll
Can I serve you a frittata made with local ducks eggs in bed tomorrow morning?Eggs
When it comes to me, you’ve got free range.Eggs
How do you like your eggs cooked? Why? Well I just wanted know what to make for you in the morning!Eggs
How do you like you eggs in the morning? scrambled or fertilized!Eggs
Let’s pretend you’re a farm and I’ll be the table.Farm
What are you doing this fall? How about we take advantage of the harvest season?Farm
Once the rainy seasons comes, we should forage together.Farm
Do you need someone to help pitch your tent at farmers market?Farm
Damn girl, you sure know how to farm! Cause' you are growing my stalk!Farm
Let’s pretend you’re a farm and I’ll be the table.Farm
Crispy Crunchy Tender Flaky Crust... (Hot Pocket)Fast Food
I'll be the Burger King, and you'll be the Dairy Queen... You treat me right, and I'll do it your way.Fast Food Restaurant
Baby if you were a burger at McDonalds you would be a McGorgeous.Fast Food Restaurant
Are you a meal at McDonalds? If you were you would be a mchottieFast Food Restaurant
Are you McDonalds? 'Cause you're going straight to my thighs.Fast Food Restaurant
Do you like Wendy's.. Cause your going to love wendys balls slap against yo faceFast Food Restaurant
You remind me of fast food because I want to take you out, and then eat you in my car.Fast Food Restaurant
Do you like Wendys? Well I'm sure you'll like it Wendys nuts slide across your face.Fast Food Restaurant
Is your daddy the owner of Wendy's because you make me want to eat great even late!Fast Food Restaurant
Damn baby is your body from McDonalds?(No Why?) Because "I'm Lovin' It"Fast Food Restaurant
You must work at subway...cause you're givin' me a foot long.Fast Food Restaurant
They call me the king… ‘cuz you can have me your way (Burger King).Fast Food Restaurant
If you were a burger at McDonald's, you'd be named McStunning.Fast Food Restaurant
I'm like KFC, I'm finger lickin' good.Fast Food Restaurant
I'm like Burger King you can have it YOUR WAY.Fast Food Restaurant
Just like at BK, You're the boss. (Burger King)Fast Food Restaurant
Just like at BK, my fire's always ready (Burger King)Fast Food Restaurant
HAHA you're like burger king, home of the whopper.Fast Food Restaurant
My p**** is like Rally's, you GOTTA eat.Fast Food Restaurant
Like Taco Bell, I'm up late and I eat great ;).Fast Food Restaurant
Like at McDonalds I LOVE to see you smile.Fast Food Restaurant
You're like McDonald's baby, I'm lovin it!Fast Food Restaurant
My p**** is like Wendy's, fresh and never frozen.Fast Food Restaurant
It's WAAAYYY better than fast food (Wendy's)Fast Food Restaurant
Do what tastes right, and that's ME. (Wendy's)Fast Food Restaurant
Just like Wendy's, Where's the beef baby?Fast Food Restaurant
My junks like Papa Johns, better ingredients, better p****. Fast Food Restaurant
Sleepin with me is like quizno's.. MMM TOASTYFast Food Restaurant
Hey baby, you wanna eat fresh? (Subway)Fast Food Restaurant
Baby, you got more legs than a bucket of KFC!Fast Food Restaurant; Fried Chicken
Did you just come from KFC, cause your have thighs and breasts just gave me a drumstick.Fast Food Restaurant; Fried Chicken
I'm German, do you want to see my Weiner schnitzel?Fast Food Restaurant; Hot Dog
I'm like Domino's Pizza. If I don't come in 30 minutes, the next one is free.Fast Food Restaurant; Pizza
Excuse me? Do you work at Little Caesars? Cuz Ur Hot And I'm Ready.Fast Food Restaurant; Pizza
Do you like Pizza Hut? Cause I want to stuff your crust.Fast Food Restaurant; Pizza
This first date is going so well. Should we drop everything and buy a food truck together?Food Truck
Do you want fries with that shake!French Fries; Milk Shake
They say apples don't fall far from the tree, so that must mean your mom's hot tooFruit; Apple
I might not be 8 inches but this banana is still worth peeling.Fruit; Banana
Hey do you want to make like a banana and split the check.Fruit; Banana; Ice Cream
So do you like strawberries or blueberries? [choose one] cause i need to know what kind of pancakes to order you in the morning.Fruit; Berry; Pancakes
Do you like cherries? If not can I have yours?Fruit; Cherry
Hey baby lets play a fruity game... I pop your cherry with my bananaFruit; Cherry; Banana
Hey, you have a lovely bunch of coconuts.Fruit; Coconuts
They call me Dr. Grape...The G is silentFruit; Grape
Are you a fruit? Cause honeydew you know how fine you look right now?Fruit; Honeydew
Honeydew you think we should just have a big wedding now? 'Cause I cantaloupe.Fruit; Honeydew; Cantaloupe
Baby, if you were a fruit you’d be a fineapple.Fruit; Pineapple
If I was a watermelon, would you spit or swallow my seed?Fruit; Watermelon
I've gotta thirst, baby, and you smell like my Gatorade.Gatorade
Do you know the difference between a hamburger and a blow job? No! D'ya wanna do lunch?Hamburger
Do you like hamburgers? cuz i'll go in-n-out of you!Hamburger
Do you know the difference between a hamburger and a blow job? No! Well in that case, D'ya wanna do lunch?Hamburger; Lunch
I would love to make you part of this season’s bounty.Harvest
Do you like Hibachi?, Hibachi drop them panties and get on deez nutzHibachi
Here let me lick the honey off those buns!!Honey
(Guy) My name is Hostess...Because I have the cream fillingHostess
Do you sell hot dogs? Because you know how to make a wiener stand.Hot Dog
Gurl, you should sell hot dogs. Because you already know how to make a wiener stand.Hot Dog
Do you like hot dogs girl? cause I'd put my wiener between those bunsHot Dog
Have you ever stuck a hot dog through a donut? Do you want to?Hot Dog; Donuts
You’re spicier than sriracha.Hot Sauce
You’re spicier than Sriracha.Hot Sauce
Can you put some hot sauce on my enchilada, I need some spice in my lifeHot Sauce; Enchilada
I want you more then a Hagen-Daas on a hot summer day.Ice Cream
Can I have a waffle cone, and 2 scoops of you.Ice Cream
I like my women, like I like my ice cream, fat free and dripping down my fingersIce Cream
I have a bunch of Klondike bars back at my place.Ice Cream
You make me melt like hot fudge on a sundae.Ice Cream
You look like a bowl of ice cream, I just gotta spoon you.Ice Cream
You’re my missing ingredient.Ingredient
You’re my missing ingredient.Ingredient
(If Italian) Baby do you like Italian food? (if yes) then come back to my place and Ill let you try the sausage.Italian; Sausage
Do you like Jalapenos?...Because in a minute imma be jalapeno pu**y.Jalapenos
You’re so cute I could bottle you up in a mason jar.Jam
Baby you are the jam in my jelly roll.Jam
You must be Jelly, cause jam don't shake like that.Jam
Your name must be Jelly... ‘cuz jam don't shake like that.Jelly
Hey you thirsty, cause I can give you the Sunny-DJuice; Sunny-D
Even my new stainless steel cookware set isn’t as slick as you.Kitchen; Cookware
If you shave your legs as well as that fennel, I can’t wait to touch them.Kitchen; Fennel
How hot does your gas oven get?Kitchen; Gas Oven
I can last as long as a Le Creuset.Kitchen; Pot
Hey baby, do you want to get lunch or do you want to be lunch?Lunch
How about we skip the hors d'oeuvres and head straight for the digestif?Meal
Do you like reading? I’ve heard Omnivore’s Dilemma is the perfect bedtime story.Meal
If I threw you a dinner party, I’d use my good linen.Meal
I’m new in town, where’s the best place to get late night paté?Meal
Girl, you're like a fajita plate. Your bottom is sizzling hot!Meal; Fajita
If this were an artisan meat market, I would take you home for dinner.Meat
Do like meat and ass? Can i stick my meat in ur assMeat
If I was a chalkboard, would you write the daily special on me?Menu
Now what's on the menu? Me-n-uMenu
I always read the Menu, because there is always me and youMenu
You're like milk, I want to make you a part of my complete breakfast.Milk
I know milk does a body good, but damn girl, how much have you been drinking?Milk
Do you like milk? Cause you have it around your lipsMilk
Hi, I'm the new Milkman. Do you want it in the front or the back?Milk
Your skin is so creamy that it may cause an issue with my lactose intolerance.Milk
You remind me of milk ‘cuz you’re doin’ my body good.Milk
Your so fine, I want to pour milk all over you and make you part of my complete breakfast.Milk; Breakfast
I'm a stud muffin baby, why don't you take a bite?Muffin
I must be allergic to nuts, but there's no way you are.Nuts
I heard you like Assorted Nuts, well sit back as I sort these nuts in yo mouthNuts
I just scored a rare sampling of imported olive oils; wanna come back to my place for a tasting?Oil
Can I double stuff your Oreo?Oreo Cookies
If sexy were an Oreo. you would be double stuffedOreo Cookies
Your legs are like an Oreo cookie, I want to spread them and eat the good stuff in the middle.Oreo Cookies
I’m local, all natural, homemade and certified organic: wanna taste?Organic
I think we’d grow a great organic garden together.Organic
Holy guacamole, I'd love for you to pad thai me up, place your hot dog between my buns and do your Worcestershire to me.Pad Thai; Hot Dog
I'd take you to the bakery but there's nothing sweeter than youPastry
You must be peanut butter because you're making my legs feel like jelly.Peanut Butter
Your legs are like peanut butter, smooth creamy and easy to spread.Peanut Butter
I don't know much about pies but DAMN you make my banana cream.Pie
Baby I love you like a fat man loves pie!Pie
Pies aren’t the new cupcakes, baby. You are.Pie
Oh are you cravin Pizza, cause I'll gladly give you a pizz a this dickPizza
Come on baby, sex is like pizza: Even if it's bad, it's still pretty good.Pizza
Hey babe, how about a pizza and some sex? [Slap] HEY! What's wrong, you don't like pizza?Pizza
Do you like pudding? Cause in a minute I'll be pudding this dick in yo mouthPudding
You’re as complete as quinoa.Quinoa
Are you a raisin? cus your a raisin my dick.Raisin
Do you have any raisins? (no...) How about a date?Raisin
You eat Ramen Noodles, well I'll be Ramen my noodle in you laterRamen Noodles
If you were going to open a restaurant, what would you call it? Mine would be Devour.Restaurant
You & Me. Sounds like a great idea, or maybe the name of the next hot restaurant. You in?Restaurant
Can I sprinkle some sea salt on your salad?Salad
Are you into salads? Because I think I’m falling in lovage.Salad
I wanna open your bread basket and eat a BOLOGNA sandwich.Sandwich
If you were a seed, I’d plant an entire community garden of you.Seed; Garden
Your name must be Coca Cola, because you're so-da-liciousSoda; Coca Cola
You make my soufflé rise; can I buy you a drink?Souffle
Do you like Alphabet soup...Cause you gonna be choking on the DSoup
Are you spaghetti? 'Cause I want you to meat my balls.Spaghetti
Baby, you remind me of my spice cabinet ‘cuz you got a fine grind goin’ on.Spice
If you were a steak you would be well done.Steak
Hey baby can I fry my steak in your hot sizzling grill?Steak
I want you to steak your claim on me because our love is oh so rare.Steak
Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Cause you have a pretty sweet ass!Sugar
You want Mexican food tonight? 'cause I want to eat your tacoTaco
You are like a microwavable taquito, I'd love to drunkenly end my night with you.Taquito
Excuse me sir, is your name Earl Grey? Because you look like a hot-tea!Tea; Earl Grey
Do you make your own kombucha? Because those probiotics are doing your body good.Tea; Kombucha
I’d turn vegan for you.Vegan
Baby, I wanna strip you down like an artichoke, so I can get to your heart.Vegetable; Artichoke
Will you let me be the avocado in your turkey sandwich?Vegetable; Avocado; Sandwich
You looking at me is making me turn as red as that roasted beet salad.Vegetable; Beet; Salad
Do you live in a corn field? Cause I'm stalking you!Vegetable; Corn
Boy if you were a vegetable you'd be a cutecumberVegetable; Cucumber
If you were a potato I would totally mash youVegetable; Potato
Your eyes are as effervescent as this sparkling water.Water
Girl......you are like a tall glass of water. And im telling youuuu straight up im thirsty.Water
If only I were that wine you are drinking, because then I would already be inside of you.Wine
I do not fancy wines, I prefer moansWine

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