Paleo living is a lifestyle choice. Are you into hot guys or sexy woman who’s into the Paleo diet themes and living style. Use these Paleo diet themed pick up lines that feature some of the common recipes, themes, and well known paleo advocates. Break the ice with simple common grounds to help you meet new people or flirt with loved one with these Paleo pick up lines.

Paleo Pick Up Lines
Anybody ever tell you that you look a lot like Denise Minger?
Are you kidding me? My omega 6 to 3 ratio is fricking Okinawan.
Baby, I can turn your world 180 degrees, Matt Stone style.
Baby, I have the best grassfed butter in town.
Clearly your LDL is of the large, fluffy kind. Very impressive indeed.
Come on over to my place, I've got a free trial of a very expensive protein shake.
Come over to my place and you can milk my cow.
Come over tonight and I'll show you what the posterior kinetic chain is really good for.
Did you hear the one about Dr. Davis and the butter churn?
Don't worry, my Room is pitch black and sound insulated.
Got any paleo in ya? Want about 7 inches?
Have you seen the latest studies linking Sex to improved insulin sensitivity?
Hey baby, I usually go full paleo, but even I can 't resist those buns.
Hey girl, breakfast was delicious. No one could have guessed you'd hidden raw liver in my smoothie.
Hey girl, I know how you feel about refined carbohydrates. So instead of buying you chocolates. I got you 50 lbs of raw, organic grassfed butter.
Hey girl, this local, raw, unfiltered honey is twice as sweet as white sugar, but it’s still not as sweet as you.
Hey girl. Let’s do it tonight. Let’s finally set up that kombucha continuous brew system.
Hey girl. You were right. Beet kvass is a better pairing for duck liver pâté than red wine.
Hey girl. You’ve filled all the GAPS in my heart and soul with your bone broth, ghee, sauerkraut juice, and nut bread.
Hey, baby, how about some primal reenactment?
I believe in getting in touch with my primal side as often as possible
I can dead lift twice your bodyweight - so come over to my cave so I can workout
I couldn't help but notice that you don't use deodorant.
I eat only the finest of free-range meats
I like my meat raw, of course
I like to go as bare as possible...when running...
I love your primal body.
I make incredible Paleo Chili. Ill show you the "secret ingredient".
I make sure to use every part of the animal
I put coconut oil on everything
I'll show you mine if you show me yours - vitamin D levels that is.
I'm not afraid of commitment – my fridge is stuffed with Kerrygold.
I'm not just Paleo, I'm Paleo 2.0.
I'm totally Paleo. Nothing but water and Flintstones Vitamins.
I've got bacon.
I've got some ideas for High Intensity Exercise....
If you're going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until the afternoon.
It's getting late, we'd better get you to bed quick before your Melatonin becomes disrupted.
Let's limbo--how low (carb) can you go?
Lets go back to your place and grind some organ meat. Or we can go to mine. I'll give you the best brain you've ever had.
Listen. I don't like to talk bad about anybody behind their back, but you don't want to get with that dude. He's not your type. He eats margarine.
Monogamy is for agrarians
Pardon me, are you bio-available?
Speaking of Free the Animal, I have an amazing collection of food porn back at my place.
This is the best steakhouse in town...according to Peter at Hyperlipid.
Want me to slip some organ meat into your chili?
Why don't you come over to my place tonight and show me how you make beef jerky?
Would you like Steak or Eggs with your Bacon?
Would you like to come up and see my etchings of Chesterton?
Yeah, I read Jimmy Moore's menus.
You are as pretty as the cover of Chronicles.
You are like honey on my bacon.
You are looking fine in those Vibrams.
You can butter my bacon, baby!

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