83 Bread Bakery Pick Up Lines

Visiting a bakery or buying bread? Flirt with hot girls and guys with these bread inspired pick up lines. Be the most interesting guy or girl. Consider adapting and adjusting these pick up phrases to match with the type of bread. They are tasty and delicious!

Bread Bakery Pick Up Line
At yeast you’re in my thoughts, all the time.
Babe, I got all the dough you will ever need.
Baby, I really knead you right now.
Be prepared, I’m really into roll play.
Bready for some roll play?
Can I serve you a frittata made with local ducks eggs in bed tomorrow morning?
Can you take me to the bakery? Because, I want a Cutiepie like you!
Come to bread with me now.
Do you prefer French Press or Bialetti for your morning coffee?
Do you want to get double stuft?
Even my new stainless steel pan set isn’t as slick as you.
Girl you look like a damn fine puff, now you just need some sweet cream inside of you.
Girl you make me rise all night long.
God put as much work into you as a fine piece of artisan cheese.
God put as much work into you as an excellent piece of artisan bread.
Have you ever tried hand-pulled, salted cardamom toffee? Why don’t we head back to my place and I’ll whip you up a batch.
Hey baby, dough you wanna get down & dirty tonight?
How hot does your gas oven get?
I am Bready for you.
I can last as long as a Le Creuset.
I can last longer than cast iron.
I feel like this can be true loaf.
I knead to put some of my seeds in your oven.
I knead you, let's roll in bed.
I know milk does a body good, but damn girl, how much have you been drinking.
I studied at a culinary school in France and know all the secrets to joie de vivre.
I think I could bake you feel real good.
I think we’d grow a great organic buns together.
I wanna see you rise all night long.
I would love to make you part of this season’s bounty.
I would love to stuff some of my jam in your buttery cheeks.
I’d buy you flours and anything your heart could ever want.
I’d turn vegan for you.
I’m going to start calling you blue cheese because you are dressing.
I’m local, all natural, homemade and certified organic: wanna taste?
I’m new in town, where’s the best place to get late night paté?
I’ve got some nice buns that I think you’ll like.
I'd buy you flours and anything your heart could ever want.
If I was a chalkboard, would you write the daily special on me?
If you shave your legs as well as that fennel, I can’t wait to touch them.
Is it too soon to start sowing seeds?
Is that banana from Ecuador?
Just crust me, I’ll make your fantasies come true.
Just know, I would biscuit all in the name of love.
Mmmm girl! You are so sweet. I m going to get diabetes.
Mmmm, girl you remind me of butter. I want you on everything!
Must be jelly because jam doesn’t shake like that!!!
Need a baking partner because I could fire up your oven.
Need a cooking partner because I am amazing in the kitchen.
Nice buns.
Pack your baguette and come on over, baby.
Pies aren’t the new cupcakes, baby. You are.
Rye can’t I stop thinking about you?
See you soon, my loafer.
Some sweet loving will dough you good.
Staring at you is better than looking at food porn.
Things will definitely get real toasty if I get to see you later.
Things would be a lot butter if you just came over.
This loaf of bread is stiff and 100% organic, it will satisfy you anytime.
Those short shorts look so good on you. I wish I had some butter for them biscuits.
Wait, those eggs aren’t dirty or are they.
Want to be extra naughty and buy non-organic strawberries to dip in chocolate?
Were you born on a farm? You look a-maize-ing.
When it comes to me, you’ve got free range.
Will you let me be the avocado in your sandwich?
Would you like some ranch dressing in your sweet buns?
You are my loafer.
You are my true loaf.
You can come to bread with me, if you’d like.
You know, I cook best in the morning.
You make my soufflé rise; can I buy you a drink?
You must be one spicy dish because you’re making my heartburn.
You must put a lot stuffing in your buns, because I want to eat it all.
You remind me of milk ‘cuz you’re doing my body good.
You’re as complete as quinoa.
You’re looking so sweet, you’ve got my eyes glazed over like doughnuts.
You’re my missing ingredient.
You’re so cute I could bottle you up in a mason jar.
You’re so hot that you could make creme brulée with your looks.
You’re so hot, you could make creme brulée with just your looks.
Your cupcakes make my soufflés rise.
Your name must be Candy because you look so sweet.
Your skin is smoother than the finest panna cotta.
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