33 Egg Pick Up Lines

Eating eggs and using funny egg pick up lines at the same time. How do you like your eggs, tinder chicken or the egg pick up line, and what came first. These dirty pick up lines using eggs are perfect. Different pickuplines involve eggs like egg roll, egg puns, scrambled eggs, and more. Easy Copy & Paste.

Our Easter pick up lines or Dr. Seuss pick up lines may also work for you.

Eggs Pick Up Lines 
Are you a fried egg? Because you are sizzling hot and I want to turn you over.
Are you an egg? Because I wanna scramble your insides.
Are you an egg? Because the moment I see you, my smile turns sunny side up.
Are you the chicken or the egg? Either way, I’ll make sure you come first.
Babe I feel like I am an egg tonight. Because I am about to get laid.
Baby, your bacon my eggs!
Girl, you're the Egg McMuffin of one night stands.
Green eggs and damn!
Hey baby, I got 2 eggs on me, wanna find them?
Hey baby, let me put an egg in you.
Hope you like scrambled eggs. Because I will be scrambling them tonight.
How do you feel about breakfast? I'd like to serve your eggs with my sausage.
How do you like your eggs in the morning? Because I like mine fertilized.
How do you like your eggs in the morning? Scrambled or fertilized.
How do you like your eggs? Because you are staying for breakfast.
How do you like your eggs? Scrambled, over-easy, or fertilized?
How do you like your sausage in the morning. Scrambled or blown?
I don't put all my eggs in one basket. But for you, you are my basket.
I get fresh eggs daily.
I got an eggstra meal for you tonight.
I got the chorizo, you bring the eggs.
I may be a ham, but girl I’d treat you egg-cellent.
I’ll let you play with my eggs and you let me fertilize yours.
I’ll take a half dozen organic eggs and one of you.
I’m going to call you omelette. Because you look like you’ve got milk and fresh eggs.
I'll bring the bacon if you bring the eggs.
Is that an egg in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
Is your dad chef. Because he created masterpiece from two eggs
Will you be the sauce to my egg roll?
You are the hollandaise to my poached egg.
You can scramble my egg.
You might be just be an egg to others. But you are the hottest chick in my world.
You must be an egg. But your body is cracking.

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