22 Vitamin Pick Up Lines

Are you into some girl or guy who is into vitamin and supplements? Uses these funny vitamin pick up lines for the various common vitamins and minerals.

Vitamin Suppliment Pick Up Line
All I want is Vitamin B with you.
Are you multivitamin? Because you have everything that I need.
Are you omega-3? Because you support my healthy heart.
Are you stressed? I heard Magnesium and Vitamin D vitamin helps, and ...sex helps too.
Are you vitamin C? I am getting sick missing you.
Are you vitamin deficient? I know a way to pump some into you.
Babe are you calcium pill, because you made my bone hard.
Did you get some magnesium supplment? Because you are totally magnetic.
Do you need Vitamin Me?
Girl are you an iron supplement? Because you got my blood flowing.
I am down for anything, including that sweet Vitamin A(ss) of yours.
I don't need no vitamin complex, all I want is just simply You.
I got some Vitamin D for you.
I know that you want me bad, but do not chew before swallowing.
My doctor said that I'm deficient in vitamin U. The only cure is if you vitamin C me.
My doctor says I'm lacking Vitamin U.
What vitamin are you looking for? I heard semen is made out plenty of proteins, vitamin, and mineral, and I happen to have some with me right now. Want some?
You do not need anymore Chili Pepper Extracts, because babe you are already HOT.
You must be a vitamin, because I cannot function without you.
You must be regulated by the FDA because you treat, cure, and prevent my broken heart.
Baby are you an antioxidant? Because you keep this free radcial in check.
If you ask me what kind of vitamin are you, I want you to be VitaMIN E.

Pick Up Lines About Vitamins

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