41 Milk Pick Up Lines

Get milky with the best milk pick up lines. Add milk into your flirty routine in all types of milking situations. Milk tea, milk with breakfast, boba milk tea, cheesy milk, and more. Easy Copy & Paste!

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Milk Pick Up Lines
Are you a cow? Because it's milking time.	Copy This.
Are you a dairy farmer? Because I’ve got something you can milk.	Copy This.
Are you breakfast? Because you go good with milk.	Copy This.
Are you fresh milk? Because I need you dairy.	Copy This.
Are you lactose intolerant? It's OK because my cream is dairy free.	Copy This.
Are you milk? Because I wanna churn your insides and make it feel like melting butter.	Copy This.
Are you milk? Because you ain't complete until I insert my Vitamin D.	Copy This.
Are you ready for some milkshake out of that milk jug of yours?	Copy This.
Are you Santa? Because I’m ready for all that milk in my cookie.	Copy This.
Babe, let's turn my cheesy pick up lines into fresh milk in bed.	Copy This.
Baby, we'll never have to run to groceries for milk.	Copy This.
Call me Milk, because I will do your body good.	Copy This.
Did you just take a milk bath? Your skin are so soft and smooth.	Copy This.
Do you know the different between you and cow? None because I will milk you either way.	Copy This.
Do you know what’s the difference between me and you? You can’t milk these.	Copy This.
Girl are you milk? Because I don't want 1% or 2%, I want the whole of you.	Copy This.
Girl, are you a coconut? Because I’m wondering what that milk tastes like.	Copy This.
Girl, be my Ms. Potato and I'll smash your and pour milk all over you.	Copy This.
Girl, I got a snake that you could milk.	Copy This.
Girl, I want to milk you with my mouth.	Copy This.
Girl, I want to put some milk in you.	Copy This.
Girl, you are so sweet, how about you bring the honey and I'll bring my milk.	Copy This.
Got milk? I do!	Copy This.
Got milk? I will fill you up inside and outside.	Copy This.
Have you ever milked a cow before? Because your going to need a bucket for this bull.	Copy This.
Hey are you my chocolate milk. Because I’d drink every last drop of you.	Copy This.
Hey girl are you milk. Because you're making my bone big and strong.	Copy This.
I may not be Dairy Queen, baby, but I'll treat you right!	Copy This.
I’m going to call you an omelette. Because you look like you’ve got milk and fresh eggs	Copy This.
If beauty was a drop of milk, you would be a cow.	Copy This.
If you a were a cow I'd never forget to milk you.	Copy This.
If you are milk, you are definitely a nonfat milk.	Copy This.
I'm an amazing chef. Give my eggs and milk and I will give you my amazing sausage.	Copy This.
Is that your milk letdown reflex or are you just happy to see me?	Copy This.
Let’s just say that when I’m done with you tonight, you’ll be producing powdered milk.	Copy This.
Milk does a body good. But Damn girl what you been drinking?	Copy This.
My name's Coco. Would you like to try my nut milk?	Copy This.
Want some non-dairy organic milk?	Copy This.
Whoa girl, do you own a dairy farm? Because you got some nice calves!	Copy This.
Your milkshake brought this boy to your yard.	Copy This.
You're like milk, I want to make you a part of my complete breakfast.	Copy This.