47 Avocado Pick Up Lines

Do you like avocados or do your loved ones love avocados? Use cheesy avocado pick-up lines. Eating, smashing, ripe avocados for every pick up lines involving avocados. Are you an avocado, cute avocado, and more pickuplines with avocado? Impress and flirt with your loved ones with common foods with avocado. Easy Copy & Paste!

Avocado Pick Up Lines 
All you need is love and an avocado.
And we will live happily avo after.
Are you an avocado? Because I’m craving your gua-cock-mole.
Are you an avocado? Because I'm gonna guacamolinside you.
Are you guacamole? Because avocadon't get me started.
Avocado a crush on you.
Avocado for me, avocado for you. We smash and make sexy guacamole.
Avocados are getting kind of expensive. Can I smash you instead?
Babe I need your avocado fat on my breadstick.
Babe you avocado? Because I want to spread you and eat you good.
Babe you got some avocados? Go out with me will be a move in the ripe direction.
Babe, I'll put you between a guac and a hard place.
Babe, let's do some avocardio in bed.
Babe, you are so hot you making my avocado in my pocket hard.
Damn girl are you an avocado? Because I am seeing past delicious fat underneath your ugly clothes.
Girl are you an avocado? Because I'm gonna get the nut from your soft insides.
Girl, let's guac’ed around the clock.
Girl, you are a perfectly ripe avocado. You are so good you could guaced my entire world.
Girl, you are avocado out of this world.
Girl, you want avo good time?
Holy guacamole you are hot and ripe.
How do you know when an avocado is ripe?
I am avocado, eat me while I am ripe and ready.
I could hit your guac bottom any night.
I heard you liked avocados? Well I’m a good fat.
I love you like I love avocado.
I wanna Guaccupuncture you tonight.
I wanna paint you green and spank you like a disobedient avocado.
I want to put my seed in your avocado.
If you have nothing but love for your avocados, and you take joy in turning them into guacamole, all you need is someone to share it with.
I'll tap your guac bottom any day to get my nuts out.
I'm gonna name your ass avocado. Because it's the good kind of fat.
Is this the produce department. Because I'm harder than a grocery store avocado.
It’s OK, guacamole. I’m extra too.
Let's Avocuddle.
Let's put together avocados. Pound and guac a good time.
Not yet, not yet, not yet, not yet, not yet, eat me now, too late. Avocado.
Our love is like delicious avocado. So wrong, but so ripe!
Spread love as thick as you would avocado.”
We’re going to avo-baby.
What does the half avocado say to the other half? You complete me.
Will you sleep with me if I buy you guacamole? No, maybe you are not an avocado-ho.
With you in my bed, I got a hard guac life.
You are all I avo wanted.
You are avo-ry special person to me.
You’re the avocado of my life.
You’re the avocado to my toast.

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