Are you looking for some cheesy pick up lines to help you break the ice with that hot girl or guy? These fully cheesy pick up lines for her and him will do the trick. These general pick up lines can work with almost any situations. So take note and these and put them to the test when the time is right.

Cheesy Pick Up Lines
(As she is leaving) Hey aren't you forgetting something? (What?) Me!
(Ask a person for the time) 9:15? So today is May 1, 2008, at 9:15 PM, thanks I just wanted to be able to remember the exact moment that I met the woman of my dreams.
(hold out hand) Would you hold this for me while I go for a walk?
(Put your fingers on the other's nipples) Hey, here's (name), comin' at you with the weather. Can I be your warm front?
(She asks you the time) Its two flirty and the date's with you and me.
(steps on some ice) Now that the ice is broken, what's your name?
(To someone working somewhere where a counter seperates you) You're like a drug to me. Good thing you're over the counter.
(Walk up to someone and bite them anywhere) Sorry, taking a bite out of crime. [WHAT?] Well it has to be illegal to look that good!
[Look at her shirt label.] When they say, "What are you doing?" You respond: "Yep! Made in heaven!"
[Point at her butt] Pardon me, is this seat taken?
A boy gives a girl 12 roses. 11 real, 1 fake and he says to her " I will stop loving you when all the roses die"
A face without freckles is like a night sky without stars.
All those curves, and me with no brakes!
Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
Are those diamonds real? [YES] I was talking about the ones in your eyes.
Are those space pants? Because your ass is out of this world!
Are we related? Do you want to be?
Are you a banana? Because I find you a-peeling
Are you a beaver? Because daaaaam!
Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.
Are you a campfire? Because you are hot and I want s'more.
Are you a cat? Because you are purrrfect
Are you a crayon? Because you bring color to my life.
Are you a fruit, because Honeydew you know how fine you look right now?
Are you a girl scout, cause you tie my heart in knots.
Are you a hipster, because you make my hips stir.
Are you a Hurricane [name]? Because you're blowing me away.
Are you a kidnapper? Because you just abducted my heart.
Are you a light switch? 'Because you turn me on!
Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears!
Are you a magician??? Because Abraca-DAYUM!
Are you a microwave oven? Because you melt my heart.
Are you a model?
Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got FINE written all over you.
Are you a Snickers bar? Because you satisfy me.
Are you a tamale? 'Because you're hot.
Are you a terrorist? ... cause you're the bomb!
Are you African? Because you're a frican babe.
Are you an interior decorator? Because when I saw you, the entire room became beautiful.
Are you an interior decorator? Because you are making this room beautiful
Are you an orphanage? Because I wanna give you kids.
Are you as beautiful on the inside as you are on the outside?
Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koala-fications.
Are you busy tonight around 2 a.m.?
Are you cold? You look like you could use some hot chocolate... Well, here I am!
Are you form Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!!!
Are you from China? Because I'm China get your number.
Are you from Holland? Because amsterdayyyuuumm.
Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!
Are you going to kiss me or do I have to lie about that part?
Are you going to kiss me or do I have to lie to my diary?
Are you Google? Because I've just found what I've been searching for.
Are you Jewish? Because you ISRAELI HOT.
Are you looking for a shallow relationship?
Are you lost ma'am? Because heaven is a long way from here
Are you my Appendix? Because I have a funny feeling in my stomach that makes me feel like I should take you out.
Are you my phone charger? Because without you, I'd die.
Are you on Nickelodeon? Because you're a-Dora-ble!
Are you related to Jean-Claude Van Damme? Because Jean-Claude Van Damme you're sexy!
Are you religious? Because you're the answer to all my prayers.
Are you sure you're not an alien because you've just abducted my heart!
Are you the moon? Because even when it's dark, you still seem to shine.
Are you the new school janitor? Because you just swept me off my feet.
Are you Willy Wonka's daughter, Because you look sweet and delicious.
Are your parents bakers? Because they sure made you a cutie pie!
Are your parents retarded, 'cause you sure are special.
Babe, your beauty makes the morning sun look like the dull glimmer of the moon.
Babe! you look so fine I could drink your bath water!
Baby I might not be Sriracha sauce but, I sure will spice up your life.
Baby, I know my chemistry, and you've got one significant figure.
Baby, I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock!
Baby, if you were words on a page, you'd be what they call FINE PRINT!
Baby, you are so fine I could put you on a plate and sop you up with a biscuit.
Baby, you're so hot, you make the equator look like the north pole.
Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's outta business.
Be unique and different, say yes.
Because of you, I laugh a little harder, cry a little less, and smile a lot more.
Bond....James Bond
Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I'll give it back.
Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the man/woman of my dreams.
Can I borrow your cell phone? I need to call animal control, because I just saw a fox!
Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?
Can I copy your dance moves?
Can I follow you home? Because my parents always told me to follow my dreams.
Can I have directions? [To where?] To your heart.
Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
Can I take your picture to prove to all my friends that angels do exist?
Can I tie your shoe? Because I can't have you fall for anyone else.
Can you kiss me on the cheek so I can at least say a cute girl kissed me tonight?
Can you pull this heart-shaped arrow out of my butt? A damn little kid with wings shot me.
Can you take me to the bakery? Because, I want a Cutiepie like you!
Can you take me to the doctor? Because I just broke my leg falling for you.
Come live in my heart, and pay no rent.
Could you please step away from the bar? You're melting all the ice!
Crap. Something is wrong with my cell phone. {Oh Really. What is that?} Its just that...your numbers not in it.
Damn girl, I thought diamonds were pretty until I laid my eyes on you!
Damn girl, if you were a fruit, you'd be a FINEapple!
Damn girl, you have more curves than a race track
Damn girl, your legs go all the way up and make and ass of themselves!
Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!
Damn! You with those curves and me without brakes!
Did god take the thunder out the skys and put it in your thighs?!
Did it hurt? (Did what hurt?) When you fell out of heaven?
Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?
Did you clean your pants with Windex? I can practically see myself in them.
Did you fart, cause you blew me away.
Did you get your license suspended for driving so many guys crazy?
Did you go to bed early last night? From the looks of it, you got your beauty sleep.
Did you have lucky charms for breakfast? Because you look magically delicious!
Did you hear that? Was that canon fire? Oh no, it's just my heart pounding!
Did you invent the airplane? Because you seem Wright for me
Did you just come out of the oven? Because you're hot.
Did you read Dr. Seuss as a kid? Because green eggs and... damn!
Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Because you have a pretty sweet ass
Did your father have sex with a carrot? Because you've got nice eyes.
Didn't I see you on the cover of Vogue?
Do I know you? Because you look a lot like my next girlfriend.
Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?
Do you bleach your teeth? 'Because your smile lights up the entire room like a candle in the dark. Let's go prove it.
Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
Do you have a keg in your pants? Because I'd like to tap that!
Do you have a map? Because I just keep getting lost in your eyes!
Do you have a mirror in your pocket? 'Because I could see myself in your pants.
Do you have a name or can I call you mine?
Do you have a pencil? Because I want to erase your past and write our future.
Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?
Do you have a twin sister? Then you must be the most beautiful girl in the world!
Do you have an eraser? Because I can't get you out of my mind.
Do you have any raisins? [No] How about a date?
Do you have any sunscreen? 'Because you are burning me up!
Do you have the time? [Tells you the time] No, the time to write down my number?
Do you have the time? No, the time to write down my number?
Do you know how I got these biceps? By lifting children out of poverty.
Do you know karate cause your body is kickin
Do you know karate? Because your body is really kickin'.
Do you know karate? Because your body's kickin!
Do you know what I did last night? I looked up at the stars, and matched each one with a reason why I love you.
Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend material.
Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.
Do you like short love affairs? I hate them - I've got all weekend.
Do you live in a corn field, cause I'm stalking you.
Do you remember me? [No.] Oh that's right, we've only met in my dreams.
Do you sleep on your stomach? No. Can I?
Do you want to see a picture of a beautiful person? (hold up a mirror)
Do you work at Dick's? Because you're sporting the goods.
Do you work at Starbucks? Because I like you a latte.
Do you work at subway? Because you just gave me a footlong!
Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.
Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.
Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?
Does your father sell diamonds? Because you are FLAWLESS!
Does your left eye hurt? Because you've been looking right all day.
Don’t you work at Hooters?
Even if there wasn't any gravity on earth, I would still fall for you!
Excuse me, but does this smell like chloroform to you?
Excuse me, but I think I dropped something. MY JAW!
Excuse me, but you dropped something back there" (What?) "This conversation, lets pick it up later tonight.
Excuse me, could you please dial down your hotness, it's causing global warming
Excuse me, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
Excuse me, I don't want you to think I'm ridiculous or anything, but you are the most beautiful woman I have ever seen. I just felt like I had to tell you.
Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too
Excuse me, I think you have something in your eye. Oh wait, it's just a sparkle.
Excuse me, I'd like to have kids someday, and I wanted to know how your parents created such a beautiful creature.
Excuse me, I'm lost. Can you give me directions to your house?
Excuse me, if I go straight this way, will I be able to reach your heart?
Excuse me. I'm from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I'm going to have to ask you to assume the position
Fascinating. I've been looking at your eyes all night long, 'cause I've never seen such dark eyes with so much light in them.
For a moment I thought I had died and gone to heaven. Now I see that I am very much alive, and heaven has been brought to me.
Forget about Spiderman, Superman, and Batman. I'll be your man.
Girl you so fine I wish I could plant you and grow a whole feild of y'all!
Girl you're like a car accident, cause I just can't look away.
Girl, are you a cop? [No] Because you're America's Finest
Girl, if I were a fly, I'd be all over you, because you're the shit!
Guess what I'm wearing? The smile you gave me.
Have you always been this cute, or did you have to work at it?
Have you been to the doctor lately? Because I think you're lacking some Vitamin Me.
Heaven's missing an Angel.
Hello are you married? [Yes] Well I didn't hear you say "happily".
Hello how are you? [Fine] Hey, I didn't ask you how you looked!
Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.
Hello, I'm doing a survey of what people think are the cheesiest pickup lines. So, do you pick 'Do you come here often?', 'What's your sign?', or 'Hello, I'm doing a survey of what people think are the cheesiest pickup lines.'?
Hello. Are you taking any applications for a boy/girlfriend?
Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back
Here's $10. Drink until I am really good looking, then come and talk to me.
Here's the key to my house, my car... and my heart
Hershey's makes millions of kisses a day.. .all I'm asking for is one from you.
Hey baby you're so fine you make me stutter, wha-wha-what's your name?
Hey baby, I must be a light switch, because every time I see you, you turn me on!
Hey baby, you've got something on your butt - my eyes!
Hey baby. You got a jersey? [A jersey?...Why?] Because I need your name and number.
Hey how many boyfriends have you had? (Like 10 I Think) Could I Make That 11?
Hey, are you my appendix? Because I don't understand what you do, but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out?
Hey, don't frown. You never know who could be falling in love with your smile.
Hey, don't I know you? Yeah, you're the girl with the beautiful smile.
Hey, how did you do that? (What?) Look so good?
Hey, I didnt know angels flew so low.
Hey, I'm new in town.
Hey, is it just me, or are we destined to be married?
Hey... Didn't I see your name in the dictionary under "Shazaam!"?
Hey... somebody farted. Let's get out of here.
Hi, did your license get suspended for driving all these guys crazy?
Hi, I have big feet.
Hi, I'm a fashion photographer. Would you like to be in my next photo shoot?
Hi, I'm Mr. Right--I heard you were looking for me.
Hi, I'm writing a term paper on the finer things in life, and I was wondering if I could interview you?
Hi, my name is Doug. That's "god" spelled backwards with a little bit of U wrapped up in it
Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.
Hi. I'm an astronaut, and my next mission is to explore Uranus.
How come you're not on top of a Christmas tree? I thought that's where angels belonged.
How does it feel to be the most beautiful girl in this place?
How is your fever? [What fever?] Oh... you just look hot to me.
How much does a polar beat weight? Enough to break the ice!
How much? To buy your heart baby...
How was heaven when you left it?
I am a man of few words. You are beautiful. Would you like to go out?
I bet you $20 you're gonna turn me down.
I blame you for global warming... your hotness is too much for the planet to handle!
I can hold my liquor but kissing you would make me weak at the knees.
I can't believe I've been hear the entire evening with all these beautiful people and the moment I find 'The One', all I have time to say is "good bye".
I can't think of anyone else I'd rather survive a Zombie Apocalypse with.
I could use some spare change and you're a dime.
I didn't believed in heaven, until I saw you.
I didn't know angels were allowed on campus.
I didn't know that angels could fly so low!
I didn't see any stars in the sky tonight, the most heavenly body was standing right next to me.
I don't have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?
I don't know how I'll ever get to class on time when it's so easy to get lost in your eyes.
I don't know if you're beautiful, I haven't gotten past your eyes yet.
I don't know which is prettier today, the water, the sky or your eyes.
I don't know you, but I think I love you already
I have an "owie" on my lip. Will you kiss it and make it better?
I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me?
I hear they banned you from school lunches for being so sweet.
I hope there's a fire truck nearby, cause you're smokin'!
I hope there's a fireman around, cause you're smokin'!
I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away!
I hope you like coffee...because I always have Folgers in my Cup
I hope your day has been as beautiful as you are.
I just got dumped, and I think that you could make me feel better.
I just got this naughty list from Santa and I'm pretty sure you're on it.
I just had to come talk with you. Sweetness is my weakness.
I just wanted to show this rose how incredibly beautiful you are!
I know I don't have a chance, but I just wanted to hear an angel speak.
I know I'm not a library book but I can tell when you're checking me out.
I know milk does a body good, but baby, how much have you been drinking?
I know somebody who likes you but if I weren't so shy, I'd tell you who.
I like Legos, you like Legos, why don't we build a relationship?
I love my bed, but I'd rather be in yours.
I love you like a pig loves not being bacon.
I may not be a genie, but I can make your dreams come true.
I may not be DQ, but I could treat you right.
I must be a snowflake, because I've fallen for you.
I must be dancing with the devil, because you're hot as hell.
I must be in a museum, because you truly are a work of art.
I must be in heaven because I'm looking at an angel!
I need a dollar, but I only have 90 cents... do you want to be my dime?
I need more than 140 characters to tell you how beautiful you are.
I need some answers for my math homework. Quick. What's your number?
I never need to see the sun again because your eyes light up my world.
I play the field, and it looks like I just hit a home run with you.
I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
I sneezed because God blessed me with you.
I think I can die happy now, cause I've just seen a piece of heaven.
I think it is time I tell you what people are saying behind your back. Nice Ass!
I think there's something wrong with my eyes because I can't take them off you.
I think you just stole something. [What?] My heart.
I think you're suffering from a lack on vitamin me.
I thought happiness started with an H. Why does mine start with U?
I tried my best to not feel anything for you. Guess what? I failed.
I tried to send you something sexy last night but the mail man told me to get out of the mailbox
I wanna live in your socks so I can be with you every step of the way
I want our love to be like pi, irrational and never ending.
I want to be your tear drop, so I could be born in your eyes, live on your cheeks, and die on your lips.
I want to tell you your fortune. [Take her hand and write your phone number on it.] Your future is clear.
I want you almost as much as I want world peace.
I was feeling a little off today, but you definitely turned me on.
I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into that wall over there. So I'm going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.
I was wondering if you had an extra heart mine seems to have been stolen
I was wondering if you have a moment to spare for me to hit on you?
I wasnt sure if you were a beautiful angel or a sexy devil, but now that I'm close I see heaven in your eyes.
I will stop loving you when an apple grows from a mango tree on the 30th of February.
I wish I was cross eyed, so I could see you twice.
I won't give you a pick-up line, if you let me buy you a drink.
I would die a million deaths if it meant I could be with you!
I'd marry your cat just to get in the family.
I'd offer you a cigarette, but you're already smoking hot.
I'd say God Bless you, but it looks like he already did.
I'd suck a fart out of your ass and hold it like a bong hit.
I'll be Burger King and you be McDonald's. I'll have it my way, and you'll be lovin' it.
I'll cook you dinner if you cook me breakfast.
I'll show you my tan lines if you show me yours.
I'm drowning in the sun and need mouth to mouth now!
I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight.
I'm going outside to make out... care to join me?
I'm going to need a tall glass of cold water, because baby your making me HOT!
I'm lactose intolerant so please keep your cheesy pick up lines away from me.
I'm learning about important dates in history. Wanna be one of them?
I'm Mr. Right, someone said you were looking for me?
I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?
I'm no mathematician, but I'm pretty good with numbers. Tell you what, Give me yours and watch what I can do with it.
I'm no organ donor but I'd be happy to give you my heart.
I'm not a photographer, but I can picture me and you together
I'm not actually this tall. I'm sitting on my wallet.
I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you.
I'm not staring at your boobs. I'm staring at your heart.
I'm not trying to impress you or anything, but... I'm Batman!
I'm sorry, I don't think we've met. I wouldn't forget a pretty face like that.
I'm sorry, were you talking to me? [No] Well then, would you like to?
I'm writing a term paper on the finer things in life, and I was wondering if I could interview you.
I've been wondering, do your lips taste as good as they look?
I've got skittles in my mouth, wanna taste the rainbow?
I've gotta thirst, baby, and you smell like my Gatorade.
I've had a really bad day but it always makes me feel better when I see a pretty girl smile. Would smile for me and make my day?
I've had such an off week but seeing you just turns me on.
I've heard it's bad luck not to kiss someone at midnight. (New Year's Eve)
I've noticed you noticing me and I'm just giving you notice that I've noticed you!
I’m single and desolate. Can you help me?
I’ve only got three months to live.
If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, don't worry I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas.
If a thousand painters worked for a thousand years, they could not create a work of art as beautiful as you
If beauty were time, you'd be eternity
If God made anything more beautiful than you, I'm sure he'd keep it for himself.
If I could reach out and hold a star for everytime you've made me smile, I'd hold the sky in the palm of my hand.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put 'U' and 'I' together.
If I followed you home, would you keep me?
If I freeze, it's not a computer virus. I was just stunned by your beauty.
If I get hooked on you, will you hook up with me?
If I had a garden I'd put your two lips and my two lips together.
If I had a penny for every time I thought of you, I'd have exactly one cent, because you never leave my mind.
If I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I would be walking through my garden forever.
If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I'd have a galaxy in my hand.
if I had to choose between breathing or loving you, I would say "I love you" with my last breath!
If I had to choose between one night with you or winning the lottery...I would chose winning the lottery...but it would be close...real close...
If I had to rate you out of 10 I'd rate you a 9... because I am the one that you are missing!
If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents.
If I told you that you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?
If i was cosin squared and you were sin squared we would be one.
If I were a cat I'd spend all 9 lives with you.
If I were a stop light, I'd turn red everytime you passed by, just so I could stare at you a bit longer.
If I were a transplant surgeon, I'd give you my heart.
If I were to ask you out on a date, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?
If I were writing an essay on your beauty, I wouldn't need to double-space or increase the margin sizes to satisfy the minimum page requirement.
If it weren't for that DAMNED sun, you'd be the hottest thing ever created.
If kisses were snowflakes, I'd send you a blizzard
If LOVE was written on every grain of sand in the Sahara Desert that still doesn't equal my love for you.
If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?
If stars would fall everytime I would think of you, the sky would soon be empty.
If this bar is a meat market, you must be the prime rib.
if we shared a garden, I'd put my tulips and your tulips together. (tulips = two lips)
If we’re going to have sex later, you probably should be there.
If women were trophies, you'd be first place!
If you could put a price tag on beauty you'd be worth more than Fort Knox.
If you stood in front of a mirror and held up 11 roses, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world.
If you were a booger I would pick you first.
If you were a booger I'd pick you first.
If you were a chicken, you'd be impeccable.
If you were a laser you would be set on stunning.
If you were a library book, I would check you out.
If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be a McGorgeous.
If you were a potato, you'd be a sweet one.
If you were a steak you would be well done.
If you were a tear in my eye I would not cry for fear of losing you.
If you were a transformer, you'd be a HOT-obot, and your name would be Optimus Fine
If you were a tropical fruit, you'd be a Fine-apple!
If you were a vegetable you'd be a cute-cumber.
If you were ground coffee, you'd be Espresso cause you're so fine.
If you weren't here I'd be the hottest person in this place.
If you're advertising, I'm buying!
If your heart was a prison, I would like to be sentenced for life.
If your left leg is Thanksgiving, and your right leg is Christmas, can I visit you between the holidays?
Inheriting 10 million dollars doesn't mean much when you have a weak heart
Inheriting eighty million bucks doesn't mean much when you have a weak heart.
Is it bright out here, or is that just your halo?
Is it hot in here or is it just you?
Is there a rainbow today? I just found the treasure I've been searching for!
Is there a science room nearby, or am I just sensing the chemistry between us?
Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?
Is your body from McDonald's? Because I'm lovin' it!
Is your father a Baker? Because you've got some nice buns!
Is your father a drug dealer? Because you're so Dope!
Is your father a jewel thief? because you're a real jem.
Is your father a terrorist? Because you are the bomb.
Is your father an art thief? Because you're a masterpiece.
Is your father Little Caesar? Because you look Hot 'n Ready.
Is your last name Campbell? Because you're "mmmm... good!"
Is your last name Campbell? Because you're mm mm good!
Is your last name Gillette? Because you are the best a man can get.
Is your last name Whitman, because I want to sample you.
Is your name "swiffer"? 'Because you just swept me off my feet.
Is your name Katrina? [No, why?] 'Cuz baby, you rock me like a hurricane!
Is your name mickey? because your so FINE!
Is your name Summer? 'Because you are as hot as hell.
It's a good thing I wore my gloves today; otherwise, you'd be too hot to handle.
It's a good thing that I have my library card. Why? Because I am totally checking you out!!
It's dark in here. Wait! It's because all of the light is shining on you.
It's not my fault that I fell for you, you tripped me!
Kiss me if I'm wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?
Kissing burns 5 calories a minute. How about a workout?
Kissing is a language of love, so how about a conversation?
Know what's on the menu? Me-n-u.
Lemme borrow that number gurl.
Let me tie your shoes, cause I dont want you falling for anyone else.
Let's commit the perfect crime: I'll steal your heart, and you'll steal mine.
Let's have breakfast together tomorrow; shall I call you or nudge you?
Let's make like a fabric softener and snuggle!
Let's play Winnie the Pooh and get my nose stuck in your honey jar.
Lets play carpenter. First we get hammered, then I'll nail you!
Life without you would be like a broken pencil... pointless.
Looks like you dropped something , My jaw!
Me without you is like a nerd without braces, A shoe without laces, aSentenceWithoutSpaces
Most guys need 3 meals a day to keep going... I just need eye contact from you.
Most people like to watch the Olympics, because they only happen once every 4 years, but I'd rather talk to you cause the chance of meeting someone so special only happens once in a lifetime.
My buddies bet me that I wouldn't be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl in the bar. Wanna buy some drinks with their money?
My doctor says I'm lacking Vitamin U.
My friend thinks you're kinda cute, but I don't... I think you're absolutely gorgeous!
My lenses turn dark in the sunshine of your love.
My lips are like skittles. Wanna taste the rainbow?
My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.
My name is [your here] but you can call me tonight!
My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me any time you want to!
Nice to meet you, I'm (your name) and you are...gorgeous!
No wonder the sky is grey today, all the blue is in your eyes
Of all the beautiful curves on your body, your smile is my favorite.
Oh no, I'm choking! I need mouth to mouth, quick!
On a scale of 1 to 10, you're a 9. I'm the 1 you need.
On a scale of one to America, how free are you tonight?
Ouch! My tooth hurts! [Why?] Because you are soooo sweet!
Our break-up is worse than traffic in NY. I cant move-on!
People call me John, but you can call me Tonight!
Pinch me. [Why?] You're so fine I must be dreaming.
Pointing at a spot on a girls face and say; You got a little beautiful on your face.
Put down that cupake... you're sweet enough already.
Rejection can lead to emotional stress for both parties involved and emotional stress can lead to physical complications such as headaches, ulcers, cancerous tumors, and even death! So for my health and yours, JUST SAY YES!
Roses are red, bananas are yellow, wanna go out with a nice little fellow?
Santa's lap isn't the only place wishes come true.
Say "I bet I can kiss you on the lips without touching you." and kiss her, then tell her you lost the bet.
See my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I'm cute.
See these keys? I wish I had the one to your heart.
Shall we talk or continue flirting from a distance?
She/He says: "Hold on"
Should I smile because we are friends, or cry because I know that is what we will ever be?
Smile if you want to sleep with me.
Smoking is hazardous to your health... and baby, you're killing me!
So there you are! I've been looking all over for you, the woman of my dreams
So, do you have a new years resolution, I'm looking at mine right now.
So, what do you do for a living besides always making all the men excited and warm all over?
Somebody better call God, cause heaven's missing an angel
Somebody call the cops, because it's got to be illegal to look that good!
Somebody needs to call the bomb squad, because you're the bomb!
Someone should call the police, because you just stole my heart!
Sorry, but you owe me a drink. [Why?] Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine.
Stand still so I can pick you up!
Stare at girl . ("What're you staring at?")
Stop, drop, and roll, baby. You are on fire.
Summer's over, because you're about to fall for me.
That dress would look great on my bedroom floor!
The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name.
There are 20 angels in the world 11 are playing, 8 are sleeping and 1 of them is standing in front of me.
There are 206 bones in the human body... do you want another one?
There are people who say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Apparently, none of them have ever been in your arms.
There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn't have your number in it
There isn't a word in the dictionary for how good you look.
There isn't a word in the dictionary to describe how beautiful you are.
There must be a lightswitch on my forehead because everytime I see you, you turn me on!
There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.
There's a big sale in my bedroom right now. Clothes are now 100% off!
There's only one thing I want to change about you, and that's your last name.
Theres a party in my pants and your invited.
They say dating is a numbers game... so can I get your number?
They say milk does a body good, but you're living proof!
They say not to judge a book by it's cover but I don't even know you and I'm checking you out.
This isn't a beer belly, It's a fuel tank for a love machine.
This time next year let’s be laughing together.
Too cheesy for you? Try these dirty lines
Vogue just called, they want to put you on the cover.
Wanna get some coffee, Because I like you a Latte
Wanna play Words With Friends With Benefits?
Wanna ring in the new year with a bang?
Want to be different? Say yes.
Want to come see my HARD DRIVE? I promise it isn't 3.5 inches and it ain't floppy.
Was that an earthquake or did you just rock my world?
Was you father an alien? Because there's nothing else like you on Earth!
Was your father a baker? Because you've got a nice set of buns.
Was your father a boxer? Because you're a knockout!
Was your father a mechanic? Then how did you get such a finely tuned body?
Was your father a thief? 'Because someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
Was your father an alien? Because there's nothing else like you on earth!
Was your father in the Air Force? Because you're da bomb.
Was your father king? He must have been to make a princess like you.
We're like Little Ceasar's, we're Hot and Ready.
Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes?
Well, I AM telepathic, and I can tell that you love me. Right? [NO!] Darn, I always get "love" and "lust" mixed up.
Were do you hide your wings?
Were you arrested earlier? It's gotta be illegal to look that good.
Were you in Boy Scouts? Because you sure have tied my heart in a knot.
Were your parents Greek Gods, 'cause it takes two gods to make a goddess.
What are you doing for the rest of your life? Because I want to spend it with you.
What do you and the weather have in common? You're both Hot!
What do you want for Christmas? A date with you!
What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room?
What has 148 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My Zipper!
What is your favorite color? [Color] Mine too!
What size shoe you wear babygirl? I'm gonna guess size sexy!
What time do you have to be back in heaven?
What's a nice girl like you doing in a place like this?
What's on the menu? Me-n-U
What's that on your face? Oh, must just be beauty. Here, let me get it off. Hey, it's not coming off!
When God made you, he was showing off
When I first saw you I looked for a signature, because every masterpiece has one.
When I first saw you, I knew we could win the Stanley Cup in tonsil hockey.
When I look into your eyes, it is like a gateway into the world of which I want to be a part.
When I'm older, I'll look back at all of my crowning memories, and I'll think of the day my children were born, the day I got married, and the day that I met you.
Whenever I think of the finer things in life, I think of exotic cars, fine wine and you.
Why don't you surprise your roommate and not come home tonight?
Would you grab my arm so I can tell my friends I've been touched by an angel?
Would you sleep with a stranger? [No] Then Hi, my name is...
Would you touch me so I can tell my friends I've been touched by an angel?
Wouldn't we look cute on a wedding cake together?
Wow! Are those real?
Yes, that's a iPhone in my pocket, but I'm also glad to see you.
You are a 9 - you'd be a perfect 10 if you were with me.
You are like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts.
You are so beautiful that I would marry your brother just to get into your family.
You are so beautiful that you give the sun a reason to shine.
You are so fine, I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of you!
You are so sweet you could put Hershey's out of business.
You are the reason men fall in love.
You are the reason Santa even has a naughty list.
You are what I want for Christmas.
You Auto-Complete me.
You be the Dairy Queen and I'll be your Burger King: You treat me right, and I'll do it your way.
You better call Life Alert, because I've fallen for you and I can't get up.
You don't need keys to drive me crazy.
You hear that? The ocean wants you to join me for a drink.
You know how they say skin is the largest organ? Not in my case.
You know I'd like to invite you over, but I'm afraid you're so hot that you'll skyrocket my air-conditioning bill
You know the more I drink, the prettier you get!
You know what material this is? [Grab your shirt] Boyfriend material.
You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.
You know, beautiful is my favorite color. (girl) that's not a color.(boy) its the color of your eyes.
You know, Dr. Phil says I'm afraid of commitment...Want to help prove him wrong?
You know, I would die happy if I saw you naked just once!
You know, it'd be a lot easier for me to sweep you off your feet if you stood up.
You know, you might be asked to leave soon. You are making the other women look bad.
You look beautiful today, just like every other day.
You look cold. Want to use me as a blanket?
You look familiar.
You look like a cool glass of refreshing water, and I am the thirstiest man in the world.
You look like my third wife. [how many time have you been married?] Twice.
You look like Pamela Anderson’s sister.
You look so familiar… didn't we take a class together? I could've sworn we had chemistry.
You make me melt like hot fudge on a sundae.
You make me wish I weren't gay!
You make my software turn to hardware!
You may be asked to leave soon, you're making all the other women look bad.
You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall... is in love with me.
You must be a hell of a thief because you stole my heart from across the room.
You must be a high test score, because I want to take you home and show you to my mother.
You must be a ninja, because you snuck into my heart
You must be from Pearl Harbor, because baby, you're the bomb.
You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy
You really shouldn't wear makeup. You're messing with perfection!
You remind me of a magnet, because you sure are attracting me over here!
You Say: "Sorry, I can't hold on... I've already fallen for you."
You see my friend over there? [Point to friend] He wants to know if YOU think I'M cute.
You see my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I'm cute
You should be someone's wife.
You should go in the water, because you're so hot you're on fire!
You shouldn't wear makeup. It's messing with perfection
You spend so much time in my mind, I should charge you rent.
You wanna know what's beautiful? Read the first word again.
You, Before I Wake Up From this Dream.
You'd better direct that beauty somewhere else, you'll set the carpet on fire.
You're 'No Parking' right? Just trying to guess your sign.
You're hotter than donut grease.
You're hotter than Papa Bear's porridge.
You're kinda, sorta, basically, pretty much always on my mind.
You're like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life!
You're like a prize winning fish. I dont know whether to eat you or mount you.
You're like pizza. Even when you are bad, you're good
You're single. I'm single. Coincidence? I think not.
You're so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line
You're so hot you must've started global warming.
You're so hot you would make the devil sweat.
You're so hot you would make the devil sweat.
You're so hot, I bet you could light a candle at 10 paces.
You're so hot, I could bake cookies on you.
You're so hot, that if you ate a piece of bread, you'd poop out toast!
You're so hot, you'd make the devil sweat
You're so hot; you make the sun envious.
You're so sweet, you're giving me a toothache.
You're the only girl I love now... but in ten years, I'll love another girl. She'll call you 'Mommy.'
You’re so beautiful; your birthday should be a national holiday.
Your ass is so nice that it is a shame that you have to sit on it.
Your body is 65% water and I'm thirsty.
Your eyes are as blue as window cleaner.
Your eyes are blue, like the ocean. And baby, I'm lost at sea.
Your eyes are bluer than the Atlantic ocean, and baby I'm lost at sea!
Your eyes are like a sunset, They're Beautiful, inspiring, and hard to turn away from.
Your father must have been a baker, because you've got a nice set of buns
Your father must have been a thief. Because he stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
Your hand looks heavy. Let me hold it for you
Your legs must be tired because you've been running through my mind all night
Your lips look so lonely.... Would they like to meet mine?
Your name must be Lucky Charms because you’re magically delicious!
Your smile lit up the room, so I just had to come over.


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