44 Pick Up Lines For Days of the Week

Are you looking for something witty and funny to spice up your daily life? May it be a boring Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, or even Sunday? We have compiled a list of rhyming pick up lines that are tailored to each day of the week. Use these weekday related pick up lines to spice up your life. Flirt with your loved one, or pick up completely new strangers!

Days of the Week Pick Up Lines 
Are you Sunday? Because you are my sunshine!
Babe, in case you miss me last night, it's me seductive Sunday!
Hey baby, my name is Dick. Wanna suck my Richard? Happy Suckday!
You know, if you are going to sleep in on Sunday, I make a great body pillow. Happy Sleepday!
Are you Monday? Because you can suck my dick.
Happy Mature Monday!
Hey baby, I can make you moan louder than ever. Happy Moanday!
Monday is my favorite day of the week. I have waited the whole weekend to see you...
Today is mature Monday. I'm leaving my immature ways in the weekend. What can I say women are like a fine wine and only get better with age.
Without you everyday is Monday.
You know, you make all my blues go away! Happy Monday!
Are you Tuesday? Because you are a naughty naughty girl.
Do you know it is Titty Tuesday? It will mean the world to me if I can caress, nibble, and suck on your sexy boobs.
Happy Titty Tuesdays! Flash me now!
Hey baby, guess what I can make you come with just my tongue. Happy Tongueday!
I love dirty Tuesday!
Are you Wednesday? Because I want to hump you.
Happy hump day!
Happy Hump Day...May all your ups and downs today be between the sheets or on the couch or the floor or the kitchen table.
Happy Whoa Wednesday!
Hey baby, just the thought of you make me wet. Happy Wetnesday
I need some Whoa's to help me get through Wednesday.
It's Hump Day. Start it off with a bang.
Just once I'd like to actually get humped on hump day.
Are you Thursday? Because I am love-stroke by your thunder. (Thor)
Happy Thirsty Thursday! I can't wait to get my hands on you... wait... did I just say that out loud?
Hey baby, your body is 75% water, and I'm thirsty. Can I drink you? Happy Thirstday!
It's Thirsty Thursday! Let's get the party started!
It's Thursday and I'm thirsty!
Who cares about class on Friday? Happy Thirsty Thursday.
Are you Friday? Because I am ready to Frigg in love with you.
Didn't you know it is Flash them Friday? You can flash me NOW!
Do you want to go out on Friday? Also, can you pick me up? I will be drunk.
Freaky Friday! Hell I'm just glad it's Friday.
Happy Flash'em Friday! If you are happy and you know it show me your boobs!
Hey baby, I wanna get freaky with you! Happy Freakday!
Wanna get a taste of free tap Friday?
I'm so glad this work day is over. I'm ready for the weekend. Hurry up Friday!
If ya got them, Flaunt them! It's Flash Friday!
Are you Saturday? Because we are going to party all night.
Happy Sexy Saturday!
Hey baby, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged. Happy Sexyday!
Hey glad you made it through the week, because it is sexy Saturday!
Hey Sexy, what is your plan for this Saturday?

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