Are you looking for something witty and funny to spice up your daily life? May it be a boring Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, or even Sunday? We have compiled a list of rhyming pick up lines that are tailored to each day of the week. Use these weekday related pick up lines to spice up your life by flirting with your loved one, or pick up completely new strangers!

Days of the Week Pick Up Lines 
Are you Sunday? Because you are my sunshine!Sunday
Babe, in case you miss me last night, it's me seductive Sunday!Sunday
Hey baby, my name is Dick. Wanna suck my Richard? Happy Suckday!Sunday
You know, if you are going to sleep in on Sunday, I make a great body pillow. Happy Sleepday!Sunday
Are you Monday? Because you can suck my dick.Monday
Happy Mature Monday!Monday
Hey baby, I can make you moan louder than ever. Happy Moanday!Monday
Monday is my favorite day of the week. I have waited the whole weekend to see you...Monday
Today is mature Monday. I'm leaving my immature ways in the weekend. What can I say women are like a fine wine and only get better with age.Monday
Without you everyday is Monday.Monday
You know, you make all my blues go away! Happy Monday!Monday
Are you Tuesday? Because you are a naughty naughty girl.Tuesday
Do you know it is Titty Tuesday? It will mean the world to me if I can caress, nibble, and suck on your sexy boobs.Tuesday
Happy Titty Tuesdays! Flash me now!Tuesday
Hey baby, guess what I can make you come with just my tongue. Happy Tongueday!Tuesday
I love dirty tuesday!Tuesday
Are you Wednesday? Because I want to hump you.Wednesday
Happy hump day!Wednesday
Happy Hump Day...May all your ups and downs today be between the sheets or on the couch or the floor or the kitchen table.Wednesday
Happy Whoa Wednesday!Wednesday
Hey baby, just the thought of you make me wet. Happy WetnesdayWednesday
I need some Whoa's to help me get through Wednesday.Wednesday
It's Hump Day. Start it off with a bang.Wednesday
Just once I'd like to actually get humped on hump day.Wednesday
Are you Thursday? Because I am love-stroke by your thunder. (Thor)Thursday
Happy Thirsty Thursday! I can't wait to get my hands on you... wait... did I just say that out loud?Thursday
Hey baby, your body is 75% water, and I'm thirsty. Can I drink you? Happy Thirstday!Thursday
It's Thirsty Thursday! Let's get the party started!Thursday
It's Thursday and I'm thirsty!Thursday
Who cares about class on friday? Happy Thirsty Thursday.Thursday
Are you Friday? Because I am ready to Frigg in love with you.Friday
Didn't you know it is Flash them Friday? You can flash me NOW!Friday
Do you want to go out on Friday? Also, can you pick me up? I will be drunk.Friday
Freaky Friday! Hell I'm just glad it's Friday.Friday
Happy Flash'em Friday! If you are happy and you know it show me your boobs!Friday
Hey baby, I wanna get freaky with you! Happy Freakday!Friday
Wanna get a taste of free tap friday?Friday
I'm so glad this work day is over. I'm ready for the weekend. Hurry up Friday!Friday
If ya got them, Flaunt them! It's Flash Friday!Friday
Are you Saturday? Because we are going to party all night.Saturday
Happy Sexy Saturday!Saturday
Hey baby, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged. Happy Sexyday!Saturday
Hey glad you made it through the week, because it is sexy Saturday! Saturday
Hey Sexy, what is your plan for this Saturday?Saturday

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