56 Your Daddy Pick Up Lines

One of the best way to break into conversation is by complimenting or flattering the girl that you are interested. Without knowing the exact background of the girls, it can be hard at times. However, these genius “is your daddy…” pick up lines are funny ways to flatter the women that you meet. Use these funny pick up lines with “your daddy” themes to help.

Your Daddy Pick Up Lines
Are your parents assholes? Because your the shit.
Did your daddy write a dictionary because you put meaning in my life
Does your daddy work at the grocery store because you have nice melons!
Does your father sell diamonds? Because you are FLAWLESS!
Excuse me is your daddy a lumber jack? Girl: No. why? because everytime i look at you i get wood in my pants
If you got those eyes from your mother, I know exactly why your daddy married her.
Is you daddy a lumberjack, because baby you giving me wood
Is you daddy named Oliver, because soon you'll be Oliver this dick.
Is your daddy a boxer? "No Why?" Because your one hell of a knock out!!!
Is your daddy a butcher? Because I want to bone you.
Is your daddy a car salesman? [Why?] Because you have nice head lights.
Is your daddy a carnie (carnival worker) Because I want you sit to on my face while I try to guess your weight.
Is your daddy a dentist?(if yes) Then open wide
Is your daddy a doctor? Because you just cured my erectile dysfunction.
Is your daddy a donkey? Because you have a great ass!
Is your daddy a drug dealer? because you sure are dope!
Is your daddy a farmer? Because you sure do know how to raise the cock.
Is your daddy a genie because your making my dreams come true
Is your daddy a grocery store attendant because you have nice melons!
Is your daddy a hunter? Because your such a fox!
Is your daddy a japelano because you sure are hot
Is your daddy a lock smith because you have the keys to my heart.
Is your daddy a magician? Because abracaDAYUM!
Is your daddy a photographer? Because I can picture us together.
Is your daddy a pilot because my heart taking off
Is your daddy a pilot? Because you're FLY!
Is your daddy a sergeant because your making my privates stand at attention!
Is your daddy a spandex salesman? ... Because you're TIGHT!
Is your daddy a terrorist? Because you r the bomb.
Is your daddy a thief, Because he stole all of the stars in the sky and put them in your eyes
Is your daddy a thief, because he stole all those diamonds and put them in your eyes.
Is your daddy a thief? Why? Because I saw him steal all the stars out of the sky and put them in your eyes.
Is your daddy a traffic cop? Because you got fine written all over you.
Is your daddy a wielder, [wait for answer]? Because you know how to mend my broken heart"
Is your daddy a wrestler, because I just want to take you down.
Is your daddy an alien because your out of this world
Is your daddy an Aquafina worker because your jugs are perfect
Is your daddy an artist because your a fine peice of work
Is your daddy an astronaut? Girl:no then how did you get those stars in your eyes
Is your daddy an electrician? (if answered no) O i thought he was b/c you are so Electrifying (If answered yes) I knew there had to be a reason why you are so electrifying!
Is your daddy retarded because your special.
Is your daddy the owner of Wendy's because you make me want to eat great even late!
Is your daddy Tony The Tiger (Frosted Flakes) because you look gggggreat
Is your daddy Willy Wonka because you look delicious
Is your mom a hooker? Because I'm hooked on you.
Was your daddy a bricklayer? Because you have one hell of a foudation.
Was your daddy a leprechaun, because Irish you were naked.
Was your daddy a mechanic? Then how did you get such a finely tuned body?
Was your father a meat-burgler? because someone stole two fine hams and shoved them down the back of your pants
Your daddy must be a cheeseburger, because I could nom you all night long
Your daddy must be a farmer, because you sure have grown some nice melons.
Your daddy must be a high jumper, because you make my bar raise!
Your daddy must be an archer, because he sure shot a bullseye.
Your daddy must have been a Baker, because you got the nicest set of buns I've ever saw.
Your daddy must play the trumpet, because your making me horny!
Your father must be a thief, because he stole the brightest star in the sky and put it in your eyes

Pick Up Lines Inspired by Your Daddy

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