122 Brand Pick Up Lines and Common Commercial Objects

Brand and the common items that they provide us is so a part of our daily life. Relate to girls and guys who also love those brands and items easily by relating those daily interest to them. Here we provide brand name related pick up lines that feature a few major brands. They include fast food, restaurant, chain store, general branded technology objects and more. Check out these clever and witty pick up lines. Use them to your advantage with girls and guys now.

Object and Brand Name Pick Up Lines
(Guy) My name is Hostess...Because I have the cream filling
Are those Guess jeans? Because guess who wants to get into 'em.
Are you a bottle of Coke because you open my happiness
Are you a frito because your really corny
Are you a meal at mcdonalds? If you were you would be a mchottie
Are you from Starbucks? Because I like you a latte.
Are you from Tim Hortons, because you smell fresh?
Are you spaghetti? Because I want you to meat my balls.
Are you spring ? Because you have me twitter pated.
Are you the energizer bunny because you just keep going and going through my mind
Are you the maker of frosted flakes because you look gggggreat
Are your name campfire? Because you are hot and I want S'more.
Aye girl, they call me Snow Day.... Because I'm gonna get drunk and sled all over you.
Baby I might not be a Doritos Locos Taco but, I sure will spice up your night.
Baby if you were a burger at McDonalds you would be a McGorgeous.
Baby your so sweet you would put Hershey's out of business
Baby your what makes Campbell soup mmm good.
Baby, you got more legs than a bucket of KFC!
Boy is your name homework because I'm not doing you and I should be.
Call me Mountain Dew, because when we hang we'll have a Baja Blast.
Call Me Pooh, because all I want is you honey.
Can I double stuff your Oreo?
Can I stick my hot pocket in your easy bake oven
Damn baby is your body from McDonalds?(No Why?) Because I'm Lovin' It
Damn baby, is your name Wi-Fi? Because I'm sure feeling a strong connection
Damn girl! have you been eating Lucky Charms?(why?) because you`re looking magically delicious!
Damn....Levis should pay you royalties.
Did you just come from KFC, because your have thighs and breasts just gave me a drumstick.
Do you have a Bandaid? Cos I just scraped my knee falling for you.
Do you like hamburgers? because i'll go in-n-out of you!
Do you like Kelloggs? (yes) Wanna frost my flakes?
Do you like Pizza Hut? Because I'll stuff your crust.
Do you like Wendy's.. Because your going to love wendys balls slap against yo face
Do you like Wendys? Well I'm sure you'll like it Wendys nuts slide across your face.
Do you work at Dicks? Because your sporting the goods!
Do you work at Home Depot? (No) Because you sure are giving me wood.
Do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I was wondering if I could get a fry with that shake.
Do you work for UPS? Because I swear I saw you checking out my package!
Don't you work at Hooters?
Excuse me? Do you work at Little Ceasars? Because Ur Hot And I'm Ready.
Fuck me if I'm wrong, but is your name Easy Bottom?
Girl are you my new iPhone? Because I can't stop staring at you in public.
Girl if You Were A Dodge truck, I'd Ram You.
Girl is your name baseball, because I just want to hit it.
Girl you're sweet as candy, can I taste u Now And Later
Girl your eyes are bluer than Heisenbergs crystal.
Girl your so sweet you put hershy's out of business.
Girl, I got more game than a Xbox 360!
Girl, I'm an American Express lover... you shouldn't go home without me.
Girl... your like Mastercard... seeing you is pricless
Have you been eating Cocoa Puffs? because I'm goin cookoo for you
Hey is your last name Chilli's because I can see myself chewin those babybacks
Hey you thirsty, because I can give you the Sunny-D
Hi my name is pogo. Would you like to jump on my stick?
Hi, can I get your baseball jersey? (What?) You know your name and number!
Hi, My Name Is [Your Name], but You Can Call Me Tonight.
How about I dip my Wild Wings in your Buffalo sauce?
How'd you like to come to MySpace so I can Twitter you with my Yahoo until I Google on your FaceBook?
I don't need Apple Maps to get lost in your eyes.
I have 4 words for you Hol I Day Inn.
I have a bunch of Klondike bars back at my place.
I just ate a bag of skittles want to taste the rainbow?
I like Legos, you like Legos, why don't we build a relationship?
I may be hung like a tic-tac, but I'll leave your breath minty fresh!
I may not be Dairy Queen, baby, but I'll treat you right!
I may not be Fred Flinstone, but I sure can make your bed rock.
I spilled skittles down my pants. Do you want to taste the rainbow?
I want you more then a Hagen-Daas on a hot summer day.
I wish I were Winnie the Pooh so I could stick my nose in your honey jar.
I wish you were a carousel at Wal-Mart so I could ride you all day long for just a quarter!!
I'll be the Burger King, and you'll be the Dairy Queen... You treat me right, and I'll do it your way.
I'll be your drum...you can beat me all night long!
I'll slime you so good you'll think your on Nickelodeon
I'm like Domino's Pizza. If I don't come in 30 minutes, the next one is free.
I've got Skittles in my mouth , want to taste the rainbow?
I've gotta thirst, baby, and you smell like my Gatorade.
If life was a Tivo, I would rewind you and play you over and over.
If sexy were an oreo, you'd be double stuffed!
If sexy were an Oreo. you would be double stuffed
If you were a pair of adidas sneakers, I'd, uh, like, really be into adidas
If you were a Porsche, I'd wax and ride you all over town
If you were a transformer, you'd be a HOT-obot, and your name would be Optimus Fine
If you were any sweeter, there'd be a Wanted poster for you down at Mrs
If your name Wi-Fi? Because I'm feeling a connection.
Is it that cold out or are you just smuggling tic-tac's.
Is that an iPod mini in your pocket or are you just happy to see me.
Is your daddy the owner of Wendy's because you make me want to eat great even late!
Is your name country crock, because you can spread for me anytime.
Is your name Gillette, because your the best a man can get.
Is your name Google? Because you have everything i'm searching for.
Is your name jingle bells? Because you look like you go all the way!
Is your name Sabado? Because that ass is Gigante
Is your name Sirens? Because I'm sleeping with you tongiht.
Is your name Tamale? Because you are hot!
Is your name Winter? Because you will be coming.
Let's make like fabric softener and Snuggle.
Levi's should pay you a royalty.
Mario is Red. Sonic is blue. Press start to join and be my player 2.
My name is Milk. I will do your body good.
My name is pogo. Would you like to jump on my stick?
My name might not be Taco Bell, but I sure can spice up your night!
My names not ELMo, but you can tickle me anyways!
Starbucks believes that their concept would be complete if You agreed to have coffee with me...
This Dick a rental car company.....It Hertz
What has 148 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My Zipper
What's the difference between a boner and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini right now
Why pay $5 when you can't get this footling for free
You can call me FedEx because I've got a big package with your name on it.
You know I live a Magnum Lifestyle
You make me want to upgrade my Tivo.
You must be the owner of burger king..because your giving it to me the way i like it!
You must work at subway...because you're giving me a foot long.
You must've been made by Intel to be that hot!
You remind me of a green bottle. Because I wanna Mount and Do you!
You remind me of a pokemon, because I'd like to PEEKACHU!
You think chewbacca's hairy?....Wait 'til you see my wookie.
You're like a Pringles. Once I pop you, I can't stop you!
Your body's name must be Visa, because it's everywhere I want to be.
Your like 7 11 everyone gets a slurp and i think its my turn
Your name must be (your car here) because my backseat has it written all over.
Your name must be Coca Cola, because you're so-da-licious
Your nickname must be Ronald McDonald because I'm loving you.

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