75 Childish Pick Up Lines

Feeling childish and playful? Use these children inspired and childish pick up lines to flirt with your loved ones. These pick up lines will probably not work; if you are trying to pick up a woman who’s going for a mature guy. However, they can sometimes work if the woman is looking for someone playful and casual.

Some of these pick up lines are inspired by the common children’s shows and themes. Or they are just childish in general.

Childish Pick Up Lines
A guy's gotta do what a guy's gotta do, if you catch my drift. (Rugrats - Tommy Pickles)	Copy This.
Aladdin a pastry as well.	Copy This.
Am I a beast? Because you're definitely a beauty.	Copy This.
Are you little red riding hood? Because I want to ride you into the woods.	Copy This.
Aren't you the tiger on the Frosted Flakes box? Because you look “Grrrreat!”	Copy This.
Baby, I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock!	Copy This.
Can I get into your cave of wonders?	Copy This.
Can you tell me a bedtime story and tuck me in?	Copy This.
Do you eat lots of Lucky Charms? Because you look magically delicious.	Copy This.
Do you remember Crayola Crayons? They used to have this color…Blizzard Blue. It was my favorite color and I could never figure out why. But I just realized why, your eyes…Blizzard Blue.	Copy This.
Don't worry, Cinderella. I'll get you home before the clock strikes 12.	Copy This.
Ever had a lump in your throat? How about a frog?	Copy This.
Forget Aladdin, I'm thinking bout Jasmine's carpet.	Copy This.
Have you been eating Cocoa Puffs? Because I'm going cookoo for you	Copy This.
Have you ever tried anal, it's A Whole New World.	Copy This.
Hey Aladdin, is that a lamp in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?	Copy This.
Hey Beauty, can I introduce you to my Beast?	Copy This.
Hey Cinderella let's see if this fits!	Copy This.
Hey girl, how about we take a bottle back to my crib and…take a nap?	Copy This.
Hey girl, you like breakfast? I can speak French. (Dexter's Laboratory – Dexter)	Copy This.
Hey girl, you must be Cinderella, because I see that dress disappearing at midnight.	Copy This.
Hey Jasmine, Does the magic carpet match the drapes?	Copy This.
Hey, Cinderella. Call me midnight 'cause when I come around I'll make your dress disappear.	Copy This.
Hi Ho.	Copy This.
Honk, honk. (Doug – Skeeter)	Copy This.
Hope you brought your A-game, because tonight will be scandalous. (Recess)	Copy This.
I have a boo boo on my lip Will you kiss it and make it all better?	Copy This.
I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you?	Copy This.
I lub dub you...	Copy This.
I must have a house made of straw, because you just blew me away.	Copy This.
I think I'd like you in my way, football head. (Hey Arnold – Helga)	Copy This.
I want you more then a Popsicle on a hot summer day	Copy This.
I'd like to see what your buttons do. (Dexter's Laboratory – Dee Dee)	Copy This.
I'd like to take a trip to your forbidden west wing.	Copy This.
I'll bippity bop you, girl.	Copy This.
I'll make you want to spend more time in bed with me than Sleeping, Beauty.	Copy This.
I'm a beast in the sheets.	Copy This.
I'm the eighth dwarf, Sexy.	Copy This.
If girls were boogers, I'd pick you first.	Copy This.
If you were on the McDonald's menu, I'd name you the McBeautiful.	Copy This.
Is that Pinocchio in there? No, just a boner.	Copy This.
Is your name Mulan, because you're beautiful and most people forget you were ever made.	Copy This.
It's like Beauty and the Beast. I'm the Beauty you are the Beast.	Copy This.
Let's play Pinocchio. You sit on my face and I'll tell you lies.	Copy This.
Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack tripped over the candle stick. Well, goodness gracious, great balls of fire!	Copy This.
Mary had a little sheep. and with the sheep she went to sleep, the sheep turned out to be a ram, and Mary had a little lamb!	Copy This.
My lips are skittles, want to taste the rainbow?	Copy This.
My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me anytime you want to.	Copy This.
Now I've seen everything! Well, almost everything ... (Hey Arnold – Gerald)	Copy This.
Oh, you're bad, bad, bad. (Magic School Bus)	Copy This.
One night with me, and I'll show you a whole new world.	Copy This.
Sit on my face and ask me to lie... What? You've never been Pinocchio'd?	Copy This.
There's definitely something down there that wasn't there before if you know what I mean.	Copy This.
Wanna play a game? You can be Little Red Riding Hood and Ill be the Big Bad Wolf.	Copy This.
Wanna rub my lamp?	Copy This.
Want to go for a wild ride baby? I'm a bottom.	Copy This.
We would go great together like peanut butter and jelly	Copy This.
Well, here I am What are you other two wishes?	Copy This.
Were you in Girl/Boy Scouts? Because you sure have tied my heart in a knot.	Copy This.
What the hell is that smell? did you Jafar?	Copy This.
Whether Jafar or Ja-Close I'll always be yours.	Copy This.
You can eat my shorts. (The Simpsons – Bart)	Copy This.
You know what they say about men with big noses.	Copy This.
You look so much like a princess, I put poison in that apple you're eating. Let's hope my antidote-chapstick does the trick.	Copy This.
You must be Cinderella, because I see that dress disappearing by midnight.	Copy This.
You must be Snow White, because when I'm with you, I feel like 7 emotional tiny diamond miners.	Copy This.
You must have pee in your mattress because, no wait, I mean a pea in your mattress, because you're like a princess.....oops.	Copy This.
You said you were looking for the girl with the glass slipper but baby boy I can be your Cinderella ella ella eh eh.	Copy This.
You're so cute you make Hello Kitty look like Quasi-moto.	Copy This.
You're so sweet, you could put Hershey's out of business	Copy This.
You're wicked hot.	Copy This.
You've been a bad girl/boy. Go to my room.	Copy This.
Your a piece of eye candy and i've got a sweet tooth.	Copy This.
Your body is a wonderland and i want to be Alice.	Copy This.
Do you want to hear a bedtime story? It's time for you to get in my bed.	Copy This.