75 Childish Pick Up Lines

Feeling childish and playful? Use these children inspired and childish pick up lines to flirt with your loved ones. These pick up lines will probably not work; if you are trying to pick up a woman who’s going for a mature guy. However, they can sometimes work if the woman is looking for someone playful and casual.

Some of these pick up lines are inspired by the common children’s shows and themes. Or they are just childish in general.

Childish Pick Up Lines
A guy's gotta do what a guy's gotta do, if you catch my drift. (Rugrats - Tommy Pickles)
Alladin a pastry as well.
Am I a beast? Because you're definitely a beauty.
Are you little red ridinghood? Because I want to ride you into the woods.
Aren't you the tiger on the Frosted Flakes box? Because you look “Grrrreat!”
Baby, I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock!
Can I get into your cave of wonders?
Can you tell me a bedtime story and tuck me in?
Do you eat lots of Lucky Charms? Because you look magically delicious.
Do you remember Crayola Crayons? They used to have this color…Blizzard Blue. It was my favorite color and I could never figure out why. But I just realized why, your eyes…Blizzard Blue.
Don't worry, Cinderella. I'll get you home before the clock strikes 12.
Ever had a lump in your throat? How about a frog?
Forget Aladdin, I'm thinking bout Jasmine's carpet.
Have you been eating Cocoa Puffs? Because I'm going cookoo for you
Have you ever tried anal, it's A Whole New World.
Hey Aladdin, is that a lamp in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
Hey Beauty, can I introduce you to my Beast?
Hey Cinderella let's see if this fits!
Hey girl, how about we take a bottle back to my crib and…take a nap?
Hey girl, you like breakfast? I can speak French. (Dexter's Laboratory – Dexter)
Hey girl, you must be Cinderella, because I see that dress disappearing at midnight.
Hey Jasmine, Does the magic carpet match the drapes?
Hey, Cinderella. Call me midnight 'cause when I come around I'll make your dress disappear.
Hi Ho.
Honk, honk. (Doug – Skeeter)
Hope you brought your A-game, because tonight will be scandalous. (Recess)
I have a boo boo on my lip Will you kiss it and make it all better?
I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you?
I lub dub you...
I must have a house made of straw, because you just blew me away.
I think I'd like you in my way, football head. (Hey Arnold – Helga)
I want you more then a Popsicle on a hot summer day
I'd like to see what your buttons do. (Dexter's Laboratory – Dee Dee)
I'd like to take a trip to your forbidden west wing.
I'll bippity bop you, girl.
I'll make you want to spend more time in bed with me than Sleeping, Beauty.
I'm a beast in the sheets.
I'm the eighth dwarf, Sexy.
If girls were boogers, I'd pick you first.
If you were on the McDonald's menu, I'd name you the McBeautiful.
Is that Pinocchio in there? No, just a boner.
Is your name Mulan, because you're beautiful and most people forget you were ever made.
It's like Beauty and the Beast. I'm the Beauty you are the Beast.
Jack be nimble, Jack be quick,
Jack tripped over the candle stick
Well, goodness gracious, great balls of fire!
Let's play Pinocchio. You sit on my face and I'll tell you lies.
Mary had a little sheep
and with the sheep she went to sleep
the sheep turned out to be a ram
and Mary had a little lamb!
My lips are skittles, want to taste the rainbow?
My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me anytime you want to.
Now I've seen everything! Well, almost everything ... (Hey Arnold – Gerald)
Oh, you're bad, bad, bad. (Magic School Bus)
One night with me, and I'll show you a whole new world.
Sit on my face and ask me to lie... What? You've never been Pinocchio'd?
There's definitely something down there that wasn't there before if you know what I mean.
Wanna play a game? You can be Little Red Riding Hood and Ill be the Big Bad Wolf.
Wanna rub my lamp?
Want to go for a wild ride baby? I'm a bottom.
We would go great together like peanut butter and jelly
Well, here I am What are you other two wishes?
Were you in Girl/Boy Scouts? Because you sure have tied my heart in a knot.
What the hell is that smell? did you Jafar?
Whether Jafar or Ja-Close I'll always be yours.
You can eat my shorts. (The Simpsons – Bart)
You know what they say about men with big noses.
You look so much like a princess, I put poison in that apple you're eating. Let's hope my antidote-chapstick does the trick.
You must be Cinderella, because I see that dress disappearing by midnight.
You must be Snow White, because when I'm with you, I feel like 7 emotional tiny diamond miners.
You must have pee in your mattress because, no wait, I mean a pea in your mattress, because you're like a princess.....oops.
You said you were looking for the girl with the glass slipper but baby boy I can be your Cinderella ella ella eh eh.
You're so cute you make Hello Kitty look like Quasi-moto.
You're so sweet, you could put Hershey's out of business
You're wicked hot.
You've been a bad girl/boy. Go to my room.
Your a peice of eye candy and i've got a sweet tooth.
Your body is a wonderland and i want to be Alice.
Do you want to hear a bedtime story? It's time for you to get in my bed.

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