35 Sit Lap Pick Up Lines

See a hot girl or guy standing up. Offer your lap with the best sitting or sit on lap pick up lines. Sit on me, sit on my lap, did you sit in sugar, or can I sit on your face pick up lines. Flirt and impress with these dirty and funny sitting pick-up lines for any occasion. Easy Copy & Paste!

Sit Lap Pick Up Lines
Anyone can sit here and buy your drinks. I will buy you a full course meal instead.	Copy This.
Are you Santa? Because I would love to sit on your lap and tell you exactly what I want.	Copy This.
Are you sitting on the F5 key? Because your backside is refreshing.	Copy This.
Are your legs tired? Sit on my laps and take a rest.	Copy This.
Babe you got a sweet ass, and you need to sit on my lap because I got sweet candy cane to match.	Copy This.
Babe, if you get tired from dancing, you could always sit on my lap.	Copy This.
Babe, looking for a ride? You could sit on my lap all night.	Copy This.
Babe, sit on my lap and see what I have under wraps.	Copy This.
Come sit on my lap. I've got a candy cane just for you.	Copy This.
Come sit on my lap. I've got a special gift just for you.	Copy This.
Come sit on Santa's lap. And turn this lump of coal into a diamond.	Copy This.
Have you been sitting on a grindstone because your ass is superior.	Copy This.
Hey are you Santa. Because I want to sit on your lap and tell you what I want from you	Copy This.
Hey baby, as long as I have a face, you’ll have a place to sit.	Copy This.
I like breakfast in bed, so why don't you just come sit on my face?	Copy This.
I may not be Santa but you can sit on my lap any day other than Christmas.	Copy This.
If I dress up as Santa, will you sit on my lap?	Copy This.
If you sit on my lap, I'll fill you up.	Copy This.
Mind if I sit down because your beauty is making me dizzy.	Copy This.
My d** is so polite. It stands up so you can sit down.	Copy This.
Roses are red, I haven't ate. So please sit on my face, it's not up for debate.	Copy This.
Roses are red, Violets are violets. My name ain't Santa, but enjoy sitting on my lap.	Copy This.
Roses are red, your underwear is lace, take them off and sit on my face.	Copy This.
Santa’s busy. You can sit on my lap!	Copy This.
Sit on my lap and I will take you to a whole new level.	Copy This.
Sit on my lap and you will straight out things real fast.	Copy This.
Sit on my lap while I use the rowing machine?	Copy This.
Sit on my lap, and babe that hard thing is not my wallet.	Copy This.
Someone suck my lap, I think this girl needs a clean place to sit.	Copy This.
The tree isn't the only thing that's going to have an angel sitting on top of it tonight.	Copy This.
Wanna play carnival? You sit on me and I guess how much you weigh.	Copy This.
Wanna sit on my lap and take a ride on my magical wand?	Copy This.
What’s the difference between me and your couch? I feel better to sit on.	Copy This.
Why don't you sit on my lap. And we'll talk about the first thing that pops up.	Copy This.
You could sit on my face any time, and I will let you eat all the way to your heart.	Copy This.