85 Mushroom Pick Up Lines

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Mushroom Pick Up Lines 
Are you a magic mushroom? Because you are making me grow.
Are you into mushroom? Let's tun fungi into fungus.
Babe, are you a mushroom? Because girl you make me big.
Babe, I want to bounce on top of you like the Trampoline Mushroom.
Babe, you are not a mushroom are you, because you are growing on me after our wet encounter.
Babe, you turn this fungi into a mushgroom.
Baby, I will put the mush in your room.
Baby, it's just dry. Once you get it wet and it'll plump right up!
Call me mushroom, because I am a fungi who will give you a good time.
Can I noc you up? I sterilized my needle with a lighter,
Can I see you TiT's?"
Did a nuke just go off in my pants? Because it looks like there's a big mushroom cloud forming down there.
Did you feed me a super mushroom, because I feel something growing for you.
Did you just use a Mega Mushroom or are you happy to see me?
Do you like mushrooms because I could mush you in a room.
Do you like mushrooms? Because I got a magical one in my pants.
Do you mind if I colonize your sterile cakes, or do you have morels.
Drop your morel standards and go for the fungi.
Get your cubies out.
Girl, are you my phenotype.
Girl, I could colonize your substrate tonight.
Girl, I want to sporulate your face tonight.
Girl, I want to squirt some liquid culture in your mouth?
Girl, if you are with me, you will never be spored.
Girl, you gotta put a cap on it with your mouth.
Girl, you make me so big, you won't have mushroom for my fungi.
Girl, you make the Solid Snake in my pants grow bigger than Ridley eating a Super Mushroom.
Hey are you a mushroom? Because you are growing on me.
Hey baby, it's time for us to make some clamp connections.
Hey baby, mind if I inoculate your jar?
Hey baby, mushrooms make me bigger if you know what I mean.
Hey baby, want me to show you where to find the magic mushroom?
Hey baby, you ever see a 4 foot long flowhood?
Hey, baby... How would you like to find out if my smoking gun is a mushroom cloud?
How about a liquid culture injection?
I am all stalk and no cap.
I am ready to use my Golden Mushroom, are you?
I am the fun in fungus.
I don't need a mushroom for my love for you to grow.
I have a huge mushroom in my bush.
I have so mushroom in my heart for you.
I know you're not fully colonized, but I want to birth you anyway.
I swear, I have no contams.
I want to sprinkle casing layer all over you tonight.
I want you very mush.
I'd like to put my mushroom in your bush.
I'll trade you some mushrooms for some extras.
I'm having a party in my greenhouse, wanna come?
Interested in sectoring to my plate?
Is that your mycelium running, or are you just happy to see me?
Is that your spore syringe, or are you just happy to see me?
It looks like a syringe, only bigger.
It's called The Golden Teacher, be my student and I will show you a big one.
It's not only a nice thick meaty stem. Babe wait till you taste the cap.
Let my Teemo put mushrooms in your jungle.
Let's get some spores of magic moments inside you and see what grows.
Let's go to my place and take a look at my latest flush.
Mushroom, flower, star, or special? The only cup I want is your cup.
My record in one night is 7 flushes.
Nice cakes.
No, that's not semen in those jars.
Once I am in your life, you won't have mushroom for anyone else.
Plug you with spawn or knock you up and birth you - take your pick!
Press start to join and be my player 2 at Mushroom Kingdom.
See my 9 inch, 50 gram mushroom.
Shiitake happens, our love doesn't.
Suck my stink horn.
Take my new pressure cooker for a test run.
That's not mean green on my stalk, that's just a little bluing.
There's no mushroom for debate. I want you.
Time to get spored on baby.
Touch my Stipe.
Wanna come back to my castle and eat some mushrooms?
Want to see how I can play with your clitocybe?
Want to sit on my mushroom?
We would never get in a truffle.
What's a nice grain like you doing in a cake like this?
What's for dinner tonight? How about some stuffed mushroom.
Would you be my Golden Teacher of Love?
Would you like a good squirt of my dark syringe?
You and me can be dikaryon on all night long.
You don't just need a mushroom guy, you need a stroganoff.
You must be a Mushroom because you're making me grow!
You must be a sustainably farmed mushroom because you’re really growing on me.
You want me to spawn in your damp wet spot?

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