Getting girls or guys drunk is a great way to pick them up at clubs and bars. If you see a girl or guy that you like and you or they are drunk, use these alcohol or being drunk related pick up lines to help you start the conversation. These funny and flirty alcohol related pick up lines is great for the setup. Make these drinks and drinking pick up lines work for you and get that girl or guy of your dreams.

Alcoholic Drink and Being Drunk Pick Up Lines
Am I drunk or are you really that beautiful?
And I thought the beer was good here…
Are you a frozen margarita? Because you just made my brain stop working.
Are you going to finish that? (pointing at her/his drink)
Baby, you’re the hot ass in my shot glass.
Can I ask you a personal question? Beer or wine?
Did you slip some Fire-whiskey into my drink, or are you just getting hotter?
Did you steal my beer? That one looks just like the one I was drinking.
Do you like blow jobs or sex on the beach? I’m talking cocktails of course.
Do you like dancing? Me too…My favorite dance is kind of a slow one, but a high form of art. It starts seated while moving one arm from a horizontal position to vertical many times, later it turns into something best described as crawling and it ends in a motionless pose on the floor. It’s such a catchy dance that even the bouncers of this bar usually join me. You want me to show you?
Do you want a drink? Yes? Me too, please give me a double whiskey, 5 shots of tequila and a large beer.
Do you want to have a drink and have sex with me? No? What about just sex?
Excuse me, but I just ordered a bottle of (drink), and it turns out my friend can't make it after all. I'd hate for it to go to waste. Would you care to join me?
Excuse me. I am not sure if you’re aware but i’m extremely attractive.
Excuse me. My friend here and I are debating about which of these (drinks) is better. What do you think?
For the price of that drink you could have had me for the night.
Have you tried the (drink) here? It's terrific!
Here’s $20. Drink until I’m good looking and then come talk to me.
Hey! You owe me a drink. I dropped mine when you walked by.
Hi there, are you drinking a beer? Would like to join me in a game of pool?
Hi there, are you drinking a glass of wine? I love travel how about you?
Hi there, are you drinking a mixed drink? Mind if I join you.
Hi there, is that a tequila shot? Let's take the party back to my room.
I can’t believe they don’t serve Everclear in this place!
I see you’ve got some tequila’s. Does that mean you wanna give me a shot?
I think all the bottles in this bar must be jealous, cause your beauty is the most intoxicating thing in this place.
I want to slam dunk your face with my face.
I’m fine with being just friends, as long as I can seduce you when we’re drunk.
I’m letting girls take body shots off my amazing torso for $5. How many can I count you in for?
I’m not drunk, I’m just intoxicated by you.
I’m not Irish, but I play drunk very well!
I’m wasted but the condom in my wallet doesn’t have to be.
I’ve had quite a bit to drink, and you’re beginning to look pretty good.
In medieval times my beer belly would be a sign of prosperity and attractiveness, what do you think?
Let’s get drunk and tell each other everything we’re too afraid to say sober.
Look I’m just trying to drink here, but you’re very distracting.
Mind if I get drunk with you?
Most men/women are intimidated by me. It’s okay, you don’t have to be scared to buy me a drink.
Sure I could buy you a drink, but I’d be jealous of the glass.
This isn’t a beer belly, it’s a fuel tank for my love machine.
What do you say I buy the booze and you show me how to shake it.
What do you say we get out of here? I bet you’re way better to wake up next to than a hangover.
When you’re done with that beer shall we play spinn the bottle?
Would you like to come back to my place and watch Netflix while drinking cheap wine and eating Chipotle?
You’re not drunk until you make out with me.