Vegetarian is a lifestyle choice that are practiced by many hot girls and guys. Use these funny and flirty vegan and vegetarian related pick up lines to help you score a veggie eating person. These veg and veggie plant food related phrases will sure help you leave the fun loving first impression.

Vegan and Vegetarian Pick Up Lines
Baby, you have the passion and figure of a Vegan.
Baby, you have the passion of a vegan as well as figure of a vegetarian.
Baby, you marinate my tempeh.
Can I cover you in agave nectar?
Could you help me out? I’m trying to decide if I want to keep these new hemp sheets, but I need a second opinion.
Do you have a very good second? I’m trying to decide if I wish to keep these new hemp linens, but I need an additional opinion.
Do you like my new skirt? I love pleather but it makes me all hot and sweaty.
Even though I'm a vegetarian, I still need my daily dose of meat and protein darling.
Hey baby, can I milk your soybeans?
How do you get your protein?
How do you like your eggs, substituted or fertilized?
I am sure we could both reach the big O in no time. Organic that is.
I have new hemp sheets, wanna try them out?
I have veganaise in the fridge at my place.
I know all the E-numbers.
I may be a vegan, but I want your meat.
I want you to stuff me like a tofurkey.
I would like to give a kiss tofu.
I'll eat your peach if you try my zucchini.
I’d be willing to give up meat — but I’d never give up you.
I’ll eat Hip Whip on anything.
If I give you my number will you promise to kale me?
If I said you had the body of a vegetarian, would you hold it against me?
If I said you had the body of an all-natural, organic-living, animal-loving, environment-nurturing, whale-saving sex machine, would you hold it against me? Please?
May I ACTUALLY take your photo? It’s for the World’s Sexiest Vegetarian level of competition.
May I take your picture? It’s for the World’s Sexiest Vegetarian competition.
Mmmmm. I could really go for a hot veggie dog right about now.
My heart is certified cage-free, so my love can roam to you.
Protein, did you say protein? I have endless amounts of protein if needed.
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The World's Sexiest Vegetarian is looking for models, can I submit your picture?
Wanna come up and see my Vitamix?
Wanna go to the grocery store and read labels?
What’s your favorite thing to do with agave nectar?
Would you like some organic roasted root vegetables to go with that non-dairy fair trade shake?
Ya wanna mix vitamins?
You are a vegetarian? Let me toss a salad for you.
You’re a hot chick…pea eater.
Your organic cotton t-shirt looks really soft. Can I feel it?
Your organic shirt looks great on you, can I touch it?
Yous is the only meat I will ever put in my body.


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