| After all this is over, I'm going to have 99 virgins, but you won't be one. (Nine Twelve) | |
| All the nubile lolis in my harem don't think that I'm a complete loser. | |
| Are you a trap card? Because I’ve fallen for you. (Yugioh) | |
| Are you a tuner monster? Because you’re powering up my Syncro. (Yugioh) | |
| Are you Kanie Seiya, because you're a ten. | |
| Are you the Kyo to my Ani? (topkek m7) | |
| Baby ill show you ALL 6 paths! (Naruto) | |
| Baby they call me Diedara because I’m going to explode all over your face (Naruto) | |
| Be the tsun to my dere | |
| Beauty is art. Art is a bang. Beautiful, I want to bang you. (Akatsuki) | |
| Can I buy you a health potion to get things in motion? | |
| Can I insert my deck into your duel disk slot? (Yugioh) | |
| Damn girl, I’m wanna give you that shinra tensei. (Naruto) | |
| Damn, girl, you must be a hollow. You make my zanpaku-to go bankai. | |
| Deidara: I don’t have tongues coming out of my hand for not hing you know (Naruto) | |
| Do they make you in hug pillow? | |
| Do you have a tampon I can put in my nostril? Because my nose started bleeding when I saw you. | |
| Do you have any Uzumaki in you? Would you like some? (Naruto) | |
| Do you like tentacles? Because i just drugged your beverage while you weren’t paying attention. (Akatsuki) | |
| Ever been shukaku'd? (Gaara) | |
| Ever notice how "End of Evangelion" and "Let's Get It On" rhyme? | |
| Everybody calls me shark but you can call me tonight. (Yugioh) | |
| Excuse me, is your name Hina? Because I think I'm in love. | |
| Front Crowd isn't my strongest style, but I've been told I'm a master at breaststroke... (Rin Matsuoka) | |
| Girl have you mastered the Rasengan, because every time your hand touches me you make me dizzy. (Naruto) | |
| Girl when I see you, mokuton activates in my pants for no reason. (Naruto) | |
| Gun DAM, you are FINE girl! | |
| Gurl I would bang you like the end of Cowboy Bebop. | |
| Hashirama: I could show you a special kind of mokuton jutsu in private if you’d like. (Naruto) | |
| heaven must be missing an angel, because I want to run away and cry for thirty minutes. (Shinji) | |
| Hey baby! I m like rubix cube. The more you play with me the harder i get. (Naruto) | |
| Hey girl want to do 25 episodes of blushing at each other and then looking away? (Kimi ni Todoke) | |
| Hey girl! Wanna see my deck? (Yugioh) | |
| Hey Sasuke! How’d you like have your Throwing-knife in my Shuriken? (Naruto) | |
| Hey sweetie, they call me "White Lightning." Care to find out why? (Yugioh) | |
| Hi I'm Klein! | |
| How’d you like to see my kunai? (Naruto) | |
| I can ride a motorcycle and play a card game at the same time, hon. (Yugioh) | |
| I can't believe my little sister isn't as cute as you. | |
| I carry around my dead sister's cell phone. Wanna sleep together? | |
| I don’t mind fangirls. (Yugioh) | |
| I don’t need to use byakugan to see into your heart. (Naruto) | |
| I equip Viagra to my Kuriballs! (Yugioh) | |
| I give better tongue than Deidera. But you’ll have to see for yourself. (Naruto) | |
| I promise, I can always find a girls G-Force. | |
| I put the three in threesome…Un, Yeah, Baby! (Akatsuki) | |
| I shall beat you to within an inch of your life…and then i am going to have you. (Akatsuki) | |
| I want to put you in face-down position. (Yugioh) | |
| I was just checking you out from across the room with my Sharingan. I came over because I notice your chakra use is limited, and well let's just say I really know how to get your chakra flowing. | |
| I'd find all seven dragonballs for you baby, and then some | |
| I'd perform a human transmutation to see you one last time | |
| I'd trade an arm and a leg to get a piece of your philosopher's stone. (Edward Elric) | |
| I'll let you use my Death Note if you go on a date with me. | |
| I'm damn good. Believe it! (Masashi Kishimoto) | |
| I've got nine tails, think you can take them all in one shot? (Naruto) | |
| I’ll be Naruto for you Hinata. (Naruto) | |
| I’ll love you longer than all the Naruto episodes. (Naruto) | |
| I’ve two of what most men…have only one of. (Akatsuki) | |
| If you go out with me, I'll treat you how I treat my Pocky. I'll spend a lot of money on you, bring you home and finish you off within 5 minutes before I lay in bed crying myself to sleep. | |
| Im not Hashirama, but dreaming about you has made me master Morning Wood Style. (Naruto) | |
| Infinite Tsukuyomi must have activated because you are everything I’ve dreamed of. (Naruto) | |
| Is that a Pokeball in your pocket or are you happy to see me? | |
| Is that obelisk in your pocket or are you just happy to see me? (Yugioh) | |
| Jutsu's ain't the only thing these hands are good for. (Naruto Uzumaki) | |
| Kakashi: I don’t use my fingers only for thousand years of pain. (Naruto) | |
| Kisame: My Samehada has never been this excited. (Naruto) | |
| Let's Bang | |
| Let's find a quiet place to connect and form Voltron. | |
| Let’s go to Satisfaction Town (Yugioh) | |
| My extensive Master Grade Gunplay collection is just proof of my magic fingers. | |
| Naruto: I’ve got nine tails, can you handle them all at once? (Naruto) | |
| NeoTokyo must be in trouble, because I'm looking at an angel right. (Shinji Ikari) | |
| Ooh, has anyone ever told you that you look just like Kirito? | |
| Orochimaru: Be my vessel, I want to be inside you. (Naruto) | |
| Roses are red, Foxes are clever. I like your butt, Let me touch it forever. (Yugioh) | |
| Roses are red, violets are blue, omae wa mo shindeiru | |
| Shadow games are quite boring… how about playing with the lights on? (Yugioh) | |
| Show me your Bankai, big boy. (Tite Kubo) | |
| Sixteen point five... inches that is... (Kirigaya Kazuto) | |
| Sometimes my friends call me Speed Racer, because adventure's always waiting just ahead. | |
| That’s not a kunai in my pocket, y’know. (Naruto) | |
| There's enough Ai in Jailbait for the both of us. | |
| They call me a terrorist, because I got this weapon of ass destruction. (Nine Twelve) | |
| They say Uzumaki have the strongest bodies. Believe it. (Naruto) | |
| This drill ain't the only thing that will be piercing the heavens. (Kamina) | |
| Tobi is good in bed. I can ‘Go At It’ for 72 hours straight without stopping. (Akatsuki) | |
| Wall maria ain't the only thing getting wrecked tonight. (Colossal Titan) | |
| Want to join my harem? I'll let you be the canon girl. | |
| Why don't we go back to my place and find my Dragonballs? | |
| Why don't you come over to my house so we can watch a little Sailor Moon to get in the mood? | |
| Would you mind if i thirst my dark magician’s staff deep down inside your dark hole? (Yugioh) | |
| You activated my heart! (Yugioh) | |
| You can be my Henrietta and I will be your Guiseppe. | |
| You can ride with me anytime baby and i’m not talking about motorcycles. (Yugioh) | |
| You seem a bit stiff, but I still got wood. (Yamato) | |
| You're kawaii as hell. | |
| You're softer than a dakimakura boo | |
| Your name must be Kimmimaro because you give me a boner. (Naruto) | |
| Zabuza: I’m one of the seven swordsmen, wanna be my sheath? (Naruto) | |
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