Are you looking for some Catholic themed pick up lines? We have compiled and prepared some of the funniest Catholic pick up lines. Flirt with your loved one or start a new relationship!
| Catholic Pick Up Lines | |
|---|---|
| (At mass) Same time, same place next Sunday? | |
| (for the gentleman)God said it is not good for man to be alone. So how about it? | |
| (For the ladies) Excuse me, I believe one of your ribs belongs to me. | |
| (like the other one) Wanna pray with me? *holds hands* Lets start with a rosary… | |
| (to a guy) Wow, big strong man like you… you must be one of God's soldiers… | |
| 7 plagues is nothing compare to what I'd go through for you. | |
| Are you a penitential season? Because I'd give up anything for you. | |
| Are you baptismal regeneration? Because you make me feel like a new man. | |
| Are you hot or is that just the holy spirt burning inside you? | |
| Are you Saint Anthony, because you found my heart? | |
| Are you the angel I have been praying for? | |
| Are you the sacrament of Confirmation? Because you complete me. | |
| Aye girl. Gimme Psalm of that. | |
| Baby, somebody better call God, cause he's missing an angel! | |
| Can you say a novena for me? I need God to put someone like you in my life. | |
| Catholics don't shake hands; Catholics gotta hug! | |
| Christ may be the bread of life, but you're the butter. | |
| Confess here often? | |
| Did I see you in line for the Passion? | |
| Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven? | |
| Did you feel what I felt when we reached into the holy water font at the same time? | |
| Didn't I see your face on a holy card somewhere? | |
| Do you believe in Divine Appointment? | |
| Do you have my number because I think I am being called by you. | |
| Do you know how I can volunteer with the Sunday School? I really love kids. | |
| Do you need help carrying your bible? It looks heavy | |
| Do you need prayer? Because I'm certainly willing to lay hands on you. | |
| Do you want to be accountability partners? | |
| Doesn't the Bible say to 'greet one another with a holy kiss? | |
| Excuse me, is this pew taken? | |
| For you I would slay two Goliaths! | |
| Gee, that's a lovely scent of incense you're burning there. | |
| Girl, you so fine, I'd give you up for Lent. | |
| God has used you to teach me what true love really is | |
| God must have spent a little more time on you!(from a song) | |
| God told me to come talk to you. | |
| God was just showing off when he made you. | |
| Guy: I love this song. Girl: there is no music playing. Guy: Your voice is like music to my soul. | |
| Guy: Shouldn't you be at confession? Girl: Why? Guy: Isn't stealing someone's heart against the 7th commandment? | |
| Guy: there's no smoking allowed in church. Girl: I'm not smoking. Guy: Oh yes you are! | |
| Have you ever prayed at a Drive-in Movie? | |
| Here I am, the answer to your prayers. | |
| Hey are you busy Sunday? Wanna meet me at the altar… | |
| Hey girl, God commands us to be fruitful and multiply. What do you say? | |
| Hey girl, I know when Septuagesima starts. | |
| Hey girl, reading Leviticus with you was so fun! Let's do that again! | |
| Hey girl, whenever I read Proverb 31, I think about you. | |
| Hey girl. Bathsheba had nothing on you. | |
| Hey girl. Don't worry. I'll be sure to sit next to you during the prayer so that we can hold hands. | |
| Hey girl. Unfortunately, I can't perform miracles, and I only have enough fish and bread for two people... | |
| Hey, I heard about this great birthday party, you wanna go? (Christmas) | |
| Hi. My name is Will... God's Will. | |
| Hmm, you smell as good as St Padre Pio's stigmata. | |
| How about a hug, sister? | |
| How about you and me get some fish this Friday? | |
| How about you be the salt, and I'll be the light. | |
| How many times do I have to walk around you to make you fall for me? | |
| How would you like to join my Purpose Driven Life? | |
| How's your walk with the Lord? Let's share our hearts. | |
| I always wanted a Josephite marriage… until I met you. | |
| I am here for you. | |
| I believe one of my ribs belongs to you. | |
| I believe you have one of my ribs… | |
| I bet I can guess your confirmation name. | |
| I can't wait to see your body of Christ. When you gonna ask me to church? | |
| I consider myself to be fisher of women. This would be referred to as "casting my net." | |
| I don't know if you noticed but, when you walked into the room, that was me giving up a clap offering. | |
| I feel like God's telling me that you should go on a date with me. | |
| I have a bible verse tattoo, it's permanent, it's also in Latin. | |
| I have a vocation to the married life…will you help me out? | |
| I have to wear sunglasses when I'm around you because your halo shines so bright. | |
| I know a good church where we can go and talk. | |
| I know Paul says that it's better to stay single, but ever since I met you I knew that would be impossible for me. | |
| I know you've already said no once, but call me Joshua because I'm going to break down your walls. | |
| I like the black spot on your forehead. | |
| I lost my misslette, can I borrow yours? | |
| I love you like Abelard loved Heloise… but without the fornication, lying, public disgrace or castration. | |
| I may not have a job right now, and I may live in my parent's basement, but I swear to you I'm storing up treasure in heaven and my mansion is gonna rock. | |
| I sometimes write for Called to Communion. Coffee? | |
| I think I just met the 13th gift of the Holy Spirit. | |
| I think I'm called to marriage, can I call you sometime? | |
| I think it's cute when we're in the car and you turn down the music when a swear word is coming up. | |
| I thought perfect matches were only made in heaven, but I am glad I found mine right here in front of me. | |
| I totally predicted David over Goliath. | |
| I used to believe in natural theology, but since I met you I've converted to divine revelation. | |
| I was not checking him out. I was admiring how the good lord has blessed him. | |
| I would like to study the theology of your body. | |
| I would part the Red Sea for you. | |
| I'd love to show you 50 shades of grace... | |
| I'm doing my Marian consecration this year. Next year, I'd like to be Marian you. | |
| I'm no Joseph, but I'm having trouble interpreting the dreams I've been having about you. | |
| I've been reading Joshua, but how many times do I have to walk around you before you fall for me? | |
| If I had a bead for every time I thought of you I would have a joyful mystery. | |
| If I had I a vocation to the priesthood and I met you… I'd still go to the seminary. | |
| If loving you is a heresy, then let me be anathema. | |
| If my wallet look like a bible, it's only because the Word of God is ore valuable to me than gold. | |
| If we were around with Noah… then you, me… pair! | |
| Is it a sin that you stole my heart? | |
| Is it hot in here or that just your Holy Fire? | |
| Is stealing my heart breaking the 8th Commandment? | |
| Is this pew taken? | |
| Is your name Charity? Because if I don't have you, I'll be nothing. | |
| Is your name Faith? Because you're the substance of things I've hoped for. | |
| Is your name Grace? Because you're amazing. | |
| Is your name virtue? Because you garnish my thoughts unceasingly. | |
| It makes my head spin to see you serve food to those homeless people. You're such a servant. | |
| It's obvious to me that you sprouted from the good kinda soil. | |
| It's obvious you sprouted from the good kind of soil. | |
| It's Palm Sunday, may I hold your palm? | |
| Jesus invited me over to His house tomorrow. Wanna come along? | |
| King Solomon may have been wise…but I'm more of a one-wife guy myself. | |
| Let me sell you an indulgence because it's a sin to look as good as you do. | |
| Let's be like Noah and do this as a pair. | |
| Let's get out of here. I know a much cozier little Catholic bookstore downtown. | |
| Let's scan the Bible and pick out baby names. | |
| Like the Bible says, I guard my heart. And you just set off my security alarm. | |
| Make a passing comment about your meeting being the result of Divine intervention or Divine appointment. | |
| Many are the women of proven worth, but you have surpassed them all… | |
| May I offer you a light for that votive candle? | |
| May I sit down? I was admiring your Chest-erton. Have you also read Orthodoxy? | |
| My favorite commandment is the one about "loving one another." | |
| My Guardian Angel thinks your cute | |
| My Sacred Heart scapular started beating faster when I saw you. | |
| My vocations director said i should talk to you . . . . | |
| Nice bible | |
| Not much… Wojtyla doing later? | |
| Now I know why Solomon had 700 wives…because he never met you. | |
| On first dates, I always take girls to get BBQ ribs. It feels the most biblical considering they came from one. | |
| Others may try to surpass your physical beauty, but your spiritual beauty is beyond the constraints of this world. | |
| Pray here often? | |
| Sackcloth and ashes really suits you. | |
| So do you wanna like go to mass sometime? | |
| So last night I was reading in the book of Numbers, and then I realized, I don't have yours. | |
| So, my parents are home, you wanna come over? | |
| So, what would you say to some paschal breakfast tomorrow? (daily mass) | |
| So… do you come here often?” (in mass) | |
| That halo matches your eyes perfectly. | |
| The Catholic Church on Main is having Mass on Sunday, wanna go? | |
| The Crystalina to my Jason? | |
| The Gianna to my Pietro? | |
| The girl (or guy) walks around the prospect and then grabs the back of their shirt and looks at the tag and says…..”yep, exactly what I thought…..made in heaven” | |
| The guy holds out his hand to the girl and says, “Let's pray.” Then, as soon as the girl grabs his hand to pray, he says, “later.” and continues to hold the girl's hand. | |
| The Holy Spirit compels me. I can't help but draw near to you. | |
| The Lord is your refuge and strength in times of need, but in the meantime I was thinking I could lay hands on you in prayer... | |
| The sight of you leaves me apophatic. | |
| The word says "Give drink to those who are thirsty, and feed the hungry," how about dinner? | |
| They say to love another person is to see the face of God. Well let me tell you, I think I am seeing His face | |
| They say when two are gathered in his name in prayer, Jesus is there, want to see if Jesus will pay us a visit? | |
| Unfortunately I can't perform miracles and I've only got enough bread and fish for 2 people. | |
| Wanna go out for some Body and Blood? | |
| Wanna go to adoration together? My parish or yours? | |
| Wanna go up to the roof… and pray? | |
| Wanna join me for Evening Prayer? | |
| Wanna see my Chastity Card? | |
| Wanna serve at the soup kitchen with me on Wednesday? | |
| Want to come over and watch the 10 Commandments? | |
| Want to join me on the threshing floor? | |
| We're starting a Parish Directory, can I have your name and number? | |
| What are you Tolkien about? | |
| What are your plans for tonight? Feel like a Bible study? | |
| What time do you have to be back in heaven? | |
| What!?!?, Friends listen to Amazing Grace in the dark! | |
| What's a nice girl like you doing in a confession line like this? | |
| What's your theological world view?” | |
| When I read Philippians 4:8, I think about you. | |
| When I saw you, I knew the true meaning of “Rejoice and Be Glad.” | |
| When you shook my hand my world was filled with peace! | |
| Will you be my Vocation? | |
| Will you be the Alice to my Dietrich? | |
| Wow, God must have been having a good day when He created you. | |
| WOW, nice mass | |
| Yeah, I predicted David over Goliath.38. (circle the person while looking at them) Where are the wings? You are an angel right? | |
| You and me, we're like loaves and fishes. We just might be a miracle together. | |
| You are perfect, except with all the sin. | |
| You are so unblemished that I would sacrifice you. | |
| You don't have an accountability partner? Me neither! | |
| You don't like the culture of death either? Wow! We have so much in common! | |
| You just broke a commandment by stealing my heart. | |
| You know Jesus!? Me too!!! | |
| You know they say that you have never really dated until you've dated a Catholic. | |
| You know what the temple veil and I have in common? We're both ripped. | |
| You know why Solomon had so many wives? It's because he never found you. | |
| You know, God is pure beauty…I see a lot of God in you. | |
| You know, they say Latin lovers are the most passionate… | |
| You like Jesus? I like Jesus! we could go like Jesus together… | |
| You look like an angel. Welcome to Earth! | |
| You make the Queen of Sheba look like a hobo. | |
| You must be Egyptian because I'm a slave for you. | |
| You must be my angel cause you're the Answers to all my prayers. | |
| You want to do something? Sure, let's go pray. | |
| You, me, candles, wine, and a little Lamb of God? | |
| You. Me. Song of Songs: The Remix. | |
| You'll always be the second woman in my life. Our Lady is first. | |
| You're a Galatians 5 fruit salad. | |
| You're looking a knight in shining armor. I just so happen to be wearing the armor of God. | |
| You're my eucatastrophe. | |
| You've been waiting for God to grant you the desires of your single heart, and I'm certain to satisfy them. | |
| You've got stunning scapular-brown eyes. | |
| Your as lovely as a rose, you must be my answer to the novena I was praying to St. Theresa the Little Flower | |
| Your hair is like a flock of goats descending from Gilead. | |
| Your pilgrimage or mine? |
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