Are you a Morman or you want to pick up girls or guys who believe in Mormon? Use these pick up lines to help you score that men or women.
|Mormon Pick Up Lines|
|(While dancing) You know, I'm really grateful for Martin Harris. Without him there'd be another 113 pages between us.|
|*Knock*Knock*Knock* Can I show you the true missionary position?|
|A date with me is a temple and you have a recommend.|
|Am I dreaming... or are you a revelation?|
|An angel said he would destroy me if I did not sleep with you.|
|Are those kolob pants you're wearing? Because your ass is out of this world!|
|Are those real boobs, or are you wearing Nephi's breast plate?|
|Are you a gadiaton robber? Because you just stole my heart!|
|Are you an angel? Because whenever I'm around you I strongly feel the spirit.|
|Are you lost ma'am? Because the celestial kingdom is a long way from here!|
|Are you the iron rod? Because I wanna hold onto you for the rest of eternity.|
|Are you the spirit? Because whenever I think about you I feel a burning in my bosom.|
|Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?|
|Do you go to EFY? Because I am epecially for you.|
|Does your Dad wear a baker's hat? Because you've got a nice set of buns.|
|Don't I know you from the pre-existence?|
|Even with the Liahona, I get lost in your eyes.|
|Guy - You look like my first wife.
Girl - Really? How many wives have you had?
Guy - None
|Guy asks girl: You're a-looking for mormon huh?
Girl responds: What? Weird question.
Guy says: Cuz I'm lookin for mor-women.
|Guy sees girl and says: Oh good! Now I can break my fast.
Girl asks: Why?
Guy: Because I see the answer to my prayers.
|Guy: Can I see your shirt tag?
Guy: I want to see if you are from Heaven.
|Guy: Excuse me I'm on a Mission could you provide me with some Lodging.
Girl: Um there's a hotel somewhere around here
Guy: No my mission is to lodge in your heart
|Hey babe, I got this flaming sword from an angel and now I want to pass it in to you.|
|Hey babe, what's your PB lineage?|
|Hey wanna see my seer stones?|
|Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a ring, let's get married maybe?|
|Hey, is it just me or are we destined to be married?|
|Hey, what's your name? [Insert Name:] Hmmm, that sounds familiar... I think it was in my Patriarchal Blessing!|
|Hey...let's be like Joseph Smith, and score some ladies by creating our own religion.|
|How about dinner? I fix a great pan seared Curelom with orange juice and sprite reduction sauce.|
|I am here to share something important to your eternal salvation with you.|
|I bet you're even prettier in temple white.|
|I can be your scripture hero.|
|I can't think of anyone else I'd rather survive Armeggedon with.|
|I didn't know angels could fly so low!|
|I don't think you're worthy to take me to the temple. [Why?:] Because you're smokin'!|
|I had a revelation-We knew each other in the pre-existence. We were destined to be together.|
|I just got off my mission and I’m looking for my next companion.|
|I just received a message from the Holy Ghost that you are supposed to be my wife.|
|I knew I'd feel the spirit at church, but I never thought I'd see an angel.|
|I know god made all of his daughters beautiful, but man did he go over the top with you, gorgeous.|
|I miss you like the Book of Mormon missed the Bible during the Great Apostasy|
|I must be in heaven because I'm looking at angel Moroni!|
|I went on a mission tirp, and all I did was end up mission you.|
|I'm sorry, but you don't just have a sweet spirit... If you know what I mean.|
|If I got a dollar for every time I saw an angel, you would have to pull out your wallet.|
|If I received inspiration my whole life, like I did just now seeing you, I would be so inspired as to be the greatest prophet ever.|
|If you show me your Urim, I'll show you my Thummim.|
|If you start to feel off balance, just hold tight to the rod.|
|Is the spirit telling you what it's telling me?|
|Is your name David? Because I wanna be like Goliath and fall for you.|
|Is your name virtue? Because you garnish MY thoughts unceasingly!|
|My Liahona pointed to you.|
|My love for you is like shiz's last breath, I just can't hold it in!|
|The 13th Article of Faith requires me to ask you out (If there is anything virtuous, lovely or of good report, or praiseworthy, we seek after these things.")"|
|The only thing standing between you and me is my priesthood; if you know what I mean.|
|The tree of life called. It wants its sweetness back.|
|Wanna be a sister wife?|
|Wanna hold the priesthood? (Guy holds his arms out)|
|Want to put the Duggars to shame and "Multiply and Replenish the Earth"?|
|We have been commanded to multiply and replenish the earth.|
|What do you and hell have in common? You're both Hot!|
|What time do you have to be back in heaven?|
|What's a celestial girl like you doing in a telestial place like this?|
|What's in the box?|
|What's your favorite temple? (he/she answers) Baby, I'm lookin' at mine!|
|You have great child bearing hips.|
|You must be a Jaredite, because you are tight like unto a dish.|
|You must be the liahona because your workmanship is exceedingly fine.|
|You must be the promised land, because my liahona is pointed right at you.|
|You remind me of the fruit in Lehi's dream... the most precious of all.|
|You wanna see my flaming sword?|
|You're not old enough to go to the church dance. Let's make out instead.|