Are you a Mormon or you want to pick up girls or guys who believe in Mormon? Use these pick up lines to help you score that men or women.
| Mormon Pick Up Lines | |
|---|---|
| (While dancing) You know, I'm really grateful for Martin Harris. Without him there'd be another 113 pages between us. | |
| *Knock*Knock*Knock* Can I show you the true missionary position? | |
| A date with me is a temple and you have a recommend. | |
| Am I dreaming... or are you a revelation? | |
| An angel said he would destroy me if I did not sleep with you. | |
| Are those kolob pants you're wearing? Because your ass is out of this world! | |
| Are those real boobs, or are you wearing Nephi's breast plate? | |
| Are you a gadiaton robber? Because you just stole my heart! | |
| Are you an angel? Because whenever I'm around you I strongly feel the spirit. | |
| Are you lost ma'am? Because the celestial kingdom is a long way from here! | |
| Are you the iron rod? Because I wanna hold onto you for the rest of eternity. | |
| Are you the spirit? Because whenever I think about you I feel a burning in my bosom. | |
| Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? | |
| Do you go to EFY? Because I am epecially for you. | |
| Does your Dad wear a baker's hat? Because you've got a nice set of buns. | |
| Don't I know you from the pre-existence? | |
| Even with the Liahona, I get lost in your eyes. | |
| Guy - You look like my first wife. Girl - Really? How many wives have you had? Guy - None | |
| Guy asks girl: You're a-looking for mormon huh? Girl responds: What? Weird question. Guy says: Cuz I'm lookin for mor-women. | |
| Guy sees girl and says: Oh good! Now I can break my fast. Girl asks: Why? Guy: Because I see the answer to my prayers. | |
| Guy: Can I see your shirt tag? Girl: Why? Guy: I want to see if you are from Heaven. | |
| Guy: Excuse me I'm on a Mission could you provide me with some Lodging. Girl: Um there's a hotel somewhere around here Guy: No my mission is to lodge in your heart | |
| Guy: Excuse me I'm on a Mission could you provide me with some Lodging. | |
| Girl: Um there's a hotel somewhere around here | |
| Guy: No my mission is to lodge in your heart | |
| Hey babe, I got this flaming sword from an angel and now I want to pass it in to you. | |
| Hey babe, what's your PB lineage? | |
| Hey wanna see my seer stones? | |
| Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a ring, let's get married maybe? | |
| Hey, is it just me or are we destined to be married? | |
| Hey, what's your name? [Insert Name:] Hmmm, that sounds familiar... I think it was in my Patriarchal Blessing! | |
| Hey...let's be like Joseph Smith, and score some ladies by creating our own religion. | |
| How about dinner? I fix a great pan seared Curelom with orange juice and sprite reduction sauce. | |
| I am here to share something important to your eternal salvation with you. | |
| I bet you're even prettier in temple white. | |
| I can be your scripture hero. | |
| I can't think of anyone else I'd rather survive Armeggedon with. | |
| I didn't know angels could fly so low! | |
| I don't think you're worthy to take me to the temple. [Why?:] Because you're smokin'! | |
| I had a revelation-We knew each other in the pre-existence. We were destined to be together. | |
| I just got off my mission and I’m looking for my next companion. | |
| I just received a message from the Holy Ghost that you are supposed to be my wife. | |
| I knew I'd feel the spirit at church, but I never thought I'd see an angel. | |
| I know god made all of his daughters beautiful, but man did he go over the top with you, gorgeous. | |
| I miss you like the Book of Mormon missed the Bible during the Great Apostasy | |
| I must be in heaven because I'm looking at angel Moroni! | |
| I went on a mission tirp, and all I did was end up mission you. | |
| I'm sorry, but you don't just have a sweet spirit... If you know what I mean. | |
| If I got a dollar for every time I saw an angel, you would have to pull out your wallet. | |
| If I received inspiration my whole life, like I did just now seeing you, I would be so inspired as to be the greatest prophet ever. | |
| If you show me your Urim, I'll show you my Thummim. | |
| If you start to feel off balance, just hold tight to the rod. | |
| Is the spirit telling you what it's telling me? | |
| Is your name David? Because I wanna be like Goliath and fall for you. | |
| Is your name virtue? Because you garnish MY thoughts unceasingly! | |
| My Liahona pointed to you. | |
| My love for you is like shiz's last breath, I just can't hold it in! | |
| The 13th Article of Faith requires me to ask you out (If there is anything virtuous, lovely or of good report, or praiseworthy, we seek after these things.")" | |
| The only thing standing between you and me is my priesthood; if you know what I mean. | |
| The tree of life called. It wants its sweetness back. | |
| Wanna be a sister wife? | |
| Wanna hold the priesthood? (Guy holds his arms out) | |
| Want to put the Duggars to shame and "Multiply and Replenish the Earth"? | |
| We have been commanded to multiply and replenish the earth. | |
| What do you and hell have in common? You're both Hot! | |
| What time do you have to be back in heaven? | |
| What's a celestial girl like you doing in a telestial place like this? | |
| What's in the box? | |
| What's your favorite temple? (he/she answers) Baby, I'm lookin' at mine! | |
| You have great child bearing hips. | |
| You must be a Jaredite, because you are tight like unto a dish. | |
| You must be the liahona because your workmanship is exceedingly fine. | |
| You must be the promised land, because my liahona is pointed right at you. | |
| You remind me of the fruit in Lehi's dream... the most precious of all. | |
| You wanna see my flaming sword? | |
| You're not old enough to go to the church dance. Let's make out instead. |
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