55 Muslim Pick Up Lines [Funny, Dirty, Cheesy]

We have compiled a list of Muslim themed pick up lines. Use these to help you get those guys or girls that you love!

Muslim Pick Up Lines
After seeing you, the first thing I said was Mash'Allah. The next was Inshallah!
Allah created everyone in pairs, so what are you doing, single?
Are you a Shiite? Because when I saw you, I said to myself, "She aiight".
Are you Muslim? Because your body islamin.
Are you tired? Cause you've been making tawaf in my head all day.
Are your feet tired? Because you've been performing Tawaaf in my mind all day long?
Can I have your mahram's phone number?
Can I have your number so I can wake you up for fajr?
Do you believe in the hereafter? Oh, you do? Then you know what I'm hereafter.
Do you wanna date? I bought a box full when I went to Madinah.
Girl, I need to break my fast. Can I have a date?
Girl, you must be like shaytan. Because you fell out of Jannah.
Has anyone ever told you that you have beautiful eyes?
Hey girl, feel my thobe. You know what it's made of? Husband material.
Hey girl, I just saw the moon in your eyes... Eid Mubarak.
Hey girl, I think I'm sick, but Allah created a cure: YOU.
Hey girl, we're allowed to marry four...but I don't think that's necessary because you're a 10.
Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's my dad's number, so call him maybe?
Hey, girl. When I first saw you, I was like و.
His Iman is like his beard. It's full and perfect.
I didn’t trip over my thobe, I fell for you.
I know Halal meat does a body good, but wow, how much you been eatin'?
I love the way your Abaya flows when you walk.
I must have died a shaheed and gone to heaven because you are my 72 virgins all in one.
I need to break my fast. Can I have a date?
I want your feet to be my kid's Jannah.
I'd fast for a lifetime just to have one iftar with you.
I'd like to be more than just your brother in Islam.
I'm not staring. I'm just enjoying my first and only allowed look.
I've had to fast every day since the first time I saw you.
It must be Laylatul Qadr, because that's the night that angels come down from Heaven.
It must be Laylatul Qadr. Because that's the night that angels come down from Heaven.
Let's get married so I don't have to lower my gaze every time you walk in the room.
Looks around girl's hijaab: Sorry, I was looking for the made in Jannah tag.
Muslims are supposed to have many children, and I am willing to do my part...
Nice burqa. Can I talk you out of it?
Our parents engaged us when we were little... they must have forgotten to tell you.
Roses are red. Violets are blue. You're so halal. Can I nikkah you?
So, read any good Surahs lately?
That hijab really compliments your eyes.
That's a nice burka. Can I talk you out of it?
To watch you pray is a sin of its own.
Wanna pray in jamaat? Shoulder to shoulder, feet to feet?
What school of thought do you follow, because I thought about you all through school.
When I first saw you, I said mashallah and then I said inshallah.
Will my platinum visa cover your dowry?
Will you help the cause of the Ummah by helping me complete half of my deen?
Would you like to see my collection of bukharts?
Would you like to share my prayer-mat?
Wow, you're beautiful! I see praying five times a day has paid off.
You are so Haram, we need to make it Halal right now.
You can be the queen of my Hurs anyday.
You cant play basketball with hijab on. Marry me and we'll go one on one our entire life.
You remind me of the Ka'aba. I can walk around you all day long.
Your feet made me lower my gaze.

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