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| Rugby Pick Up Lines | |
|---|---|
| 80 minutes, 15 positions, no protection. | |
| Are you a front rower? Because I want to stick my head between your legs. | |
| Are you going to ask me out soon, or do I need to call a delay of game penalty? | |
| Babe I can go down more than the England Scrum. | |
| Can I get my head in your scrum. | |
| Can you show me how odd-shaped your balls are? | |
| Come inside me. | |
| Do you like odd-shaped balls? | |
| Do you play rugby? Because you knocked me off my feet. | |
| Do you prefer two-hand or full-touch contact? | |
| Do you wear protection? | |
| Girl, if I didn't make you bleed, I'll go harder next time. | |
| Happiness is a wam scrum. | |
| Have you ever played rugby? You'd make an excellent hooker. | |
| How about we kick off a new relationship tonight? | |
| I like to make you come like my wingers - Very Quick. | |
| I like trying different positions, and I never wear protection. What? Yea, I play rugby. | |
| I would love to scrum with you. | |
| I’d give you a red card, but I don’t have a number yet. | |
| I’m a lock, but I could be your rock. | |
| I’m a trier! | |
| I’m good with my hands. | |
| If it ain't tight, it ain't right. | |
| Keeping hookers happy. | |
| Let’s couch, bind and engage. | |
| Mind if I crouch, hold, and engage with you? | |
| Nice tackle! | |
| Rugby players are known for big tackles. | |
| Scrum me, maul me, ruck me! | |
| Scrum with me? | |
| Wanna play a full 80? | |
| We always enter from the rear. | |
| We may not go down in history, but I will definitely go down on you. | |
| We're not playing tiddlywinks here, babe - this is a contact sport. | |
| Were you sin-binned earlier? It must be illegal to look that good. | |
| What are you doing this Saturday? I’ve got a rugby match, but I’d rather ruck with you. | |
| What’s your favorite position? | |
| Would you like a good rucking? | |
| Would you like to catch my up and under? | |
| Would you like to catch my up and under? | |
| Would you like to roll with my maul? | |
| You look like a perfect 10 to me. | |
| You’re looking so scrumptious, you can count on me to have your back. | |
| You’re so hot, I’d let you penetrate my defense. | |
| You’ve got to get your first tackle in early, even if it’s late. |
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