| Are you a bear, because I want to go down with you. | |
| Are you into markets? How about I show you the candlestick of what I own? | |
| Babe, are you autist enough to date me? | |
| Babe, how about BTD? Buy the dip. My dip. | |
| Babe, I'll trade my time and money for your love. | |
| Babe, keep on going down, and I'll always average down with you. | |
| Babe, long or short? Either way I got you. | |
| Babe, the market is not the only thing going parabolic tonight. | |
| Babe, what a great hedge you got there. | |
| Babe, you got premium. | |
| Babe, you just gave me an all time high in my pants. | |
| Buy me babe, I'll outperform for you tonight in bed. | |
| Are you a day trader? How about we do some overnight trading? | |
| Do you want to bond me, or should I stock you instead? | |
| Double bottom or double top, I want them all. | |
| Funding secured! | |
| Girl I got my P&L to show you tonight. Pushing and loving that is. | |
| Girl you know how to ride the bull wave? | |
| Girl you so hot, perhaps its time to split your legs. | |
| Girl, are you ready for some high frequency action tonight? | |
| Girl, have you been rated by an analyst? Because you are definitely a buy. | |
| Girl, I am all in. Do you feel the bullishness? | |
| Girl, I could bear hug you all night long. | |
| Girl, I could chart you every day of my life. | |
| Girl, I love that double bottom of yours. | |
| Girl, I love you high and low. | |
| Girl, I'll let you call where I put in tonight. | |
| Girl, let's go all the way, because the bottom is not in until I enter my position. | |
| Girl, you are the worth the risk. | |
| Got stonks babe? | |
| Hey girl, buy this stud and I will rally into you all night long. | |
| I am bullish for you babe. | |
| I got leverage, and I know how to use it. | |
| I got the money, you got the body, let's see what return we could yield together. | |
| I like my woman wild. Are you a volatile asset? | |
| I want to know all of your technical, so I could do some proper research into you. | |
| I will buy and hold you forever. Never selling you. | |
| I'd want some of my bear paws on those double top of yours. | |
| If you have a ticker symbol, it must be either $SEXY or $HOT | |
| Loving you pays dividends. | |
| So what is your interest rate for me? | |
| Want to experience some Mutual Fun tonight? | |
| Want to see what fully invested feels like? | |
| We know we got futures together. | |
| Which direction should I go? Long or short? | |
| You are my long term hold. | |
| You are my tendies baby. | |
| You gave me the indicator signal to push the button for you girl. | |
| You so hot, I am gonna YOLO you with out of the money calls. | |
| You want some ETF tonight? I will Ejaculate The Fuck into you! | |
| You will always get the upgrade in my heart. | |
| Your value stocks make me grow in my pants. | |
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