93 Twitter Pick Up Lines

Are you trying to hit on someone over someone over the internet, specifically Twitter? Use these sweet and clever pick up lines written just for the Twitter platform. Start the conversation by getting the attention of that someone whom you like with the best Twitter pick up lines.

Twitter Pick Up Lines
A tweet from you is like a song from heaven!
Are you from Tweetersee? Because your the only Tweeter I see!
Are you going to tweet me or do I have to lie to my diary?
Are your fingers tired, because you’ve been tweeting through my mind all day long.
At this exact moment I’m tweeting the woman of my dreams.
Babe in my mind, you're always trending.
Babe, your tweets makes the morning sun look like the dull glimmer of the moon.
Baby, I’m gonna rock your twitter!
Baby, you’re the next contestant in the game of 140love.
Be my date and I'll #FollowFriday you every day of the week.
Can I tweet with you?
Do you believe in love at first tweet? Or should I tweet you again?
Do you have a Bandaid? Because I just scraped my knee tweeting for you.
Do you have a map? Because I just keep getting lost in your tweets!
Do you have a map? Because I keep getting lost in your tweets!
Do you know why the Twitter bird is blue? Because it's so far away from you.
Every breath you take... every tweet you make... I'll be following you.
Excuse me, but I DO think it’s time we tweet
Fancy tweeting someone like you in a place like this.
Follow me so I can DM you "tweet" dreams.
Follow me... to my parents' basement?
Giant Twitter Bird (What?) It’s an icebreaker. Hi, my name is….
Girl you're so fine, I bet you have more followers than Lady Gaga.
Girl, you set my heart atwitter and also my penis.
Hey, haven’t we tweeted before? I remember, it was in my dreams!
Hey, I just followed you... and this is crazy... but follow me back... so I can DM you baby!
Hey, is it just me, or are we destined to be tweethearts?
Hey, tweet here often? You could, with me.
Hey… Didn’t I see your name in the dictionary under “Twitterlicious”!
Hi, I’m Mr. Right. Someone said you were tweeting for me.
I could read your random thoughts all night long.
I could read your random thoughts all night long.
I have never had a tweet come true until the day that I met you.
I heard you were taking apps for a new tweetheart... I'm here to apply!
I hope you know CPR, because your tweets take my breath away.
I just had to come tweet with you. Sweetness is my weakness.
I know I dont have a chance, but I just wanted to hear Twitter angel talk.
I know Twitter does a body good, you must have been tweeting a lot!
I may not be a genie, but I can make your tweets come true!
I need more than 140 characters to tell you how beautiful you are.
I need you more than twitter needs tweeps!
I never need to see the sun again, because your tweets light up my world!
I usually don't follow someone on the first night, but for you I'll make an exception.
I usually don't follow the first night but for you I'll make an exception.
I want to tweet the rest of my life with you.
I wouldn't trade your follow for all of Gary Vaynerchuk's.
I'm twitterpated with you.
I’m fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on Twitter tonight
I’m not drunk, I’m just twitoxicated by you.
I’m sorry, were you tweeting to me? (Her: No.) Well then, please start.
If I had a star for every time your tweet brightened my day, I’d have a galaxy in my hand.
If Twitter is a meat market, you must be the prime rib.
If you go out with me, I promise I'll #FF FollowFriday you every day of the week!
If you think my Twitter is impressive, you should see my Vine.
If you were a tweet, I'd favorite you, but I wouldn't retweet you. I don't want to share you with anyone else.
If you were a tweet, you'd be my only favorite.
Is there a rainbow today? I just found the treasure I’ve been tweeting for!
It would take me much more than 140 characters to fully express how beautiful you are.
Let's direct message_all_night_long_ #kiss #sex
Let's tumblr back to myspace baby... I will twitter your yahoo until I google on your facebook... Pininterest?
Let’s tweet till the sun comes up!
My lenses turn dark in the sunshine of your tweets.
My love for you is like the twitterverse…neverending!!
Oh can't you see, how your tweets please me. Every breath you take, every tweet you make, I'll be following you.
Roses are red, violets are blue, how would you like it if I tweeted with you?
Roses are red. Violets are blue. If you're seeing this tweet, I <3 you>
So, what do you do for a living besides all the men so twitterpated?
Thanks for following! Want to have sex?
There isn’t a word in the dictionary for how tweet you look.
Tweet here often?
Tweet your mother 'thank you' for giving birth to something as gorgeous as you.
Twitter needs a fire department, because you're smokin'!
U are so beautiful and smart that I'm totally lovestruck. I don't have enough characters to write u a love poem, so would u settle for a fu?
Wanna come over to my place for Throwback Thursday? You get it on, and you beg me to throw you back onto the bed for more.
Wanna go back to my house and #?
Was that an earthquake or did u just tweet my world?
What did the general with a speech impediment say when he saw he was outnumbered? Retweet! Retweet! Hi there, name's Twitter. Can I buy you a drink?
What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl on Twitter?
Who cares about celebrities? You're the only star in my twitterverse.
You are like a candy bar: half tweet and half nuts.
You are so wonderful, I'd "follow" you anywhere: from the desert to the sea... to a dark alleyway in the middle of the night.
You can tweet on a building, you can tweet in a tree, but baby, the best way to tweet is to tweet with me.
You make me believe in love at first tweet!
You make my heart all atwitter!
You must be in a wrong place... the Miss Twitterverse contest is over there.
You must be twitter cuz I been followin you all day
You on twitter? Get "at" me?
You're so hot, you must have more followers than @aplusk
You've got me feeling twitterpated!
You’re so beautiful that you made me forget my tweetup line
You’re so sweet your givin me a tweetaache.
Your tweets look so lonely…. Would they like to meet mine?
Your twitters make my heart flitter.

Pick Up Lines for Twitter

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