93 Twitter Pick Up Lines

Are you trying to hit on someone over someone over the internet, specifically Twitter? Use these sweet and clever pick up lines written just for the Twitter platform. Start the conversation by getting the attention of that someone whom you like with the best Twitter pick up lines.

Twitter Pick Up Lines
A tweet from you is like a song from heaven!	Copy This.
Are you from Tweetersee? Because your the only Tweeter I see!	Copy This.
Are you going to tweet me or do I have to lie to my diary?	Copy This.
Are your fingers tired, because you’ve been tweeting through my mind all day long.	Copy This.
At this exact moment I’m tweeting the woman of my dreams.	Copy This.
Babe in my mind, you're always trending.	Copy This.
Babe, your tweets makes the morning sun look like the dull glimmer of the moon.	Copy This.
Baby, I’m gonna rock your twitter!	Copy This.
Baby, you’re the next contestant in the game of 140love.	Copy This.
Be my date and I'll #FollowFriday you every day of the week.	Copy This.
Can I tweet with you?	Copy This.
Do you believe in love at first tweet? Or should I tweet you again?	Copy This.
Do you have a Bandaid? Because I just scraped my knee tweeting for you.	Copy This.
Do you have a map? Because I just keep getting lost in your tweets!	Copy This.
Do you have a map? Because I keep getting lost in your tweets!	Copy This.
Do you know why the Twitter bird is blue? Because it's so far away from you.	Copy This.
Every breath you take... every tweet you make... I'll be following you.	Copy This.
Excuse me, but I DO think it’s time we tweet	Copy This.
Fancy tweeting someone like you in a place like this.	Copy This.
Follow me so I can DM you "tweet" dreams.	Copy This.
Follow me... to my parents' basement?	Copy This.
Giant Twitter Bird (What?) It’s an icebreaker. Hi, my name is….	Copy This.
Girl you're so fine, I bet you have more followers than Lady Gaga.	Copy This.
Girl, you set my heart atwitter and also my penis.	Copy This.
Hey, haven’t we tweeted before? I remember, it was in my dreams!	Copy This.
Hey, I just followed you... and this is crazy... but follow me back... so I can DM you baby!	Copy This.
Hey, is it just me, or are we destined to be tweethearts?	Copy This.
Hey, tweet here often? You could, with me.	Copy This.
Hey… Didn’t I see your name in the dictionary under “Twitterlicious”!	Copy This.
Hi, I’m Mr. Right. Someone said you were tweeting for me.	Copy This.
I could read your random thoughts all night long.	Copy This.
I could read your random thoughts all night long.	Copy This.
I have never had a tweet come true until the day that I met you.	Copy This.
I heard you were taking apps for a new tweetheart... I'm here to apply!	Copy This.
I hope you know CPR, because your tweets take my breath away.	Copy This.
I just had to come tweet with you. Sweetness is my weakness.	Copy This.
I know I dont have a chance, but I just wanted to hear Twitter angel talk.	Copy This.
I know Twitter does a body good, you must have been tweeting a lot!	Copy This.
I may not be a genie, but I can make your tweets come true!	Copy This.
I need more than 140 characters to tell you how beautiful you are.	Copy This.
I need you more than twitter needs tweeps!	Copy This.
I never need to see the sun again, because your tweets light up my world!	Copy This.
I usually don't follow someone on the first night, but for you I'll make an exception.	Copy This.
I usually don't follow the first night but for you I'll make an exception.	Copy This.
I want to tweet the rest of my life with you.	Copy This.
I wouldn't trade your follow for all of Gary Vaynerchuk's.	Copy This.
I'm twitterpated with you.	Copy This.
I’m fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on Twitter tonight	Copy This.
I’m not drunk, I’m just twitoxicated by you.	Copy This.
I’m sorry, were you tweeting to me? (Her: No.) Well then, please start.	Copy This.
If I had a star for every time your tweet brightened my day, I’d have a galaxy in my hand.	Copy This.
If Twitter is a meat market, you must be the prime rib.	Copy This.
If you go out with me, I promise I'll #FF FollowFriday you every day of the week!	Copy This.
If you think my Twitter is impressive, you should see my Vine.	Copy This.
If you were a tweet, I'd favorite you, but I wouldn't retweet you. I don't want to share you with anyone else.	Copy This.
If you were a tweet, you'd be my only favorite.	Copy This.
Is there a rainbow today? I just found the treasure I’ve been tweeting for!	Copy This.
It would take me much more than 140 characters to fully express how beautiful you are.	Copy This.
Let's direct message_all_night_long_ #kiss #sex	Copy This.
Let's Tumblr back to myspace baby... I will twitter your yahoo until I google on your Facebook... Pinterest?	Copy This.
Let’s tweet till the sun comes up!	Copy This.
My lenses turn dark in the sunshine of your tweets.	Copy This.
My love for you is like the twitterverse…neverending!!	Copy This.
Oh can't you see, how your tweets please me. Every breath you take, every tweet you make, I'll be following you.	Copy This.
Roses are red, violets are blue, how would you like it if I tweeted with you?	Copy This.
Roses are red. Violets are blue. If you're seeing this tweet, I <3 you>	Copy This.
So, what do you do for a living besides all the men so twitterpated?	Copy This.
Thanks for following! Want to have sex?	Copy This.
There isn’t a word in the dictionary for how tweet you look.	Copy This.
Tweet here often?	Copy This.
Tweet your mother 'thank you' for giving birth to something as gorgeous as you.	Copy This.
Twitter needs a fire department, because you're smokin'!	Copy This.
U are so beautiful and smart that I'm totally lovestruck. I don't have enough characters to write u a love poem, so would u settle for a fu?	Copy This.
Wanna come over to my place for Throwback Thursday? You get it on, and you beg me to throw you back onto the bed for more.	Copy This.
Wanna go back to my house and #?	Copy This.
Was that an earthquake or did u just tweet my world?	Copy This.
What did the general with a speech impediment say when he saw he was outnumbered? Retweet! Retweet! Hi there, name's Twitter. Can I buy you a drink?	Copy This.
What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl on Twitter?	Copy This.
Who cares about celebrities? You're the only star in my twitterverse.	Copy This.
You are like a candy bar: half tweet and half nuts.	Copy This.
You are so wonderful, I'd "follow" you anywhere: from the desert to the sea... to a dark alleyway in the middle of the night.	Copy This.
You can tweet on a building, you can tweet in a tree, but baby, the best way to tweet is to tweet with me.	Copy This.
You make me believe in love at first tweet!	Copy This.
You make my heart all atwitter!	Copy This.
You must be in a wrong place... the Miss Twitterverse contest is over there.	Copy This.
You must be twitter cuz I been followin you all day	Copy This.
You on twitter? Get "at" me?	Copy This.
You're so hot, you must have more followers than @aplusk	Copy This.
You've got me feeling twitterpated!	Copy This.
You’re so beautiful that you made me forget my tweetup line	Copy This.
You’re so sweet your givin me a tweetaache.	Copy This.
Your tweets look so lonely…. Would they like to meet mine?	Copy This.
Your twitters make my heart flitter.	Copy This.