297 Dungeons & Dragons Pick Up Lines

Do you love playing Dungeons & Dragons or dating someone who loves D&D. Use these Dungeon & Dragon Pick Up Lines about different races, mechanics, characters, board, RP, classes, and more! You have plenty of pickupline lines to flirt with your Master and loved ones. Add love, dice, and role playing to your romantic life. Easy Copy & Paste!

Dungeon & Dragons Pick Up Lines
An alchemist? If we mixed together, would we go bang?	Copy This.
Are there lots of Mimics around here? Because that chest looks too good to be true.	Copy This.
Are you a barbarian? 'Cuz your style is all the rage.	Copy This.
Are you a bard? Because you're plucking at my heartstrings like a lute.	Copy This.
Are you a bard? 'cuz you got a solid 20 in Charisma	Copy This.
Are you a bard? 'Cuz you're plucking at my heartstrings.	Copy This.
Are you a bard? You've just inspired my pants.	Copy This.
Are you a Beholder? 'Cause I'd like to be-holdin' that ass you fine momma.	Copy This.
Are you a cleric, cause your beauty is divine.	Copy This.
Are you a cleric? 'Cuz you make me feel healed.	Copy This.
Are you a fighter? 'Cuz I never wanna (c)leave your side.	Copy This.
Are you a medusa? 'Cuz you're making me hard.	Copy This.
Are you a Mimic? Because I'm pretty sure that chest is fake.	Copy This.
Are you a monk? Because you look stunning.	Copy This.
Are you a Ranger? It's the only way you could Hide in Plain Sight	Copy This.
Are you a rebel drow house? 'Cuz you're causing a stir in my underdark...	Copy This.
Are you a rogue? Because you just stole my heart.	Copy This.
Are you a rogue? Because you've stolen my heart.	Copy This.
Are you a sorcerer? 'Cuz a face that pretty must be innate, not learned.	Copy This.
Are you a succubus? 'Cuz I wanna fuck you.	Copy This.
Are you a wildmage? Because you've caused chaos in my mind?	Copy This.
Are you a wizard? 'Cuz you cast a spell on me.	Copy This.
Are you also a wizard? Cause when I look at you everything else disappears"	Copy This.
Are you an enchanter? Because I feel like you've cast Charm Person on me.	Copy This.
Are you humanoid? Because that is my type.	Copy This.
Are you looking for a bag of holding? 'Cuz I've got a bag you can hold...	Copy This.
Are you one of those fiery Dragonborn, because it's getting hot in here.	Copy This.
Are you part gelatinous cube? Because black pudding don't jiggle like that!	Copy This.
Are you the goddess Sune? Cuz you are Sune to be mine.	Copy This.
Babe, let me put on my robe and wizard hat.	Copy This.
Babe, you can be my Dungeon Master any night.	Copy This.
Baby, you are so stunning when I first saw you I had to make a saving throw.	Copy This.
Baby, you make my alignment spin!	Copy This.
Baby, you must be a Medusa, 'cause when you give me that look you make me hard as stone!	Copy This.
Can I make a save vs. awestruck?	Copy This.
Can I make a save vs. boner?	Copy This.
Casts detect magic I can't believe it, there's no illusion. You really are that beautiful	Copy This.
Casts detect magic 'I can't believe it, there's no illusion. You really are that beautiful'	Copy This.
Changeling: 'You should see what else I can change the size of...'	Copy This.
Damn baby, I must be a Displacer Beast because I will be beside myself if you don't come home with me tonight.	Copy This.
Damn girl are those natural?	Copy This.
Did it hurt when you got sucked through that portal out of the Celestial Plane?	Copy This.
Did someone just cast Phantasmal Killer on me? Because you are drop-dead gorgeous.	Copy This.
Did you fall through a portal from Mount Celestia, because you look like an angel.	Copy This.
Did you roll a 20? 'Cuz you crit my heart	Copy This.
Do you have a minute? 'Cuz I'd like to Identify what makes you tick.	Copy This.
Do you have proficiency in thieves' tools? Because you just stole my heart..	Copy This.
Do you have the [Extraplanar] subtype? Because you're out of this world.	Copy This.
Do you know the spell dream by any chance? As I'm sure I saw you last night.	Copy This.
Do you want to hire my adventurer to explore your dungeon.	Copy This.
Don't worry, it'll be over in a blink.	Copy This.
Don't worry, I've got protection aura.	Copy This.
Ever been with a rogue? We like to do it from behind.	Copy This.
Ever kissed a flameskull?	Copy This.
Excuse me, did you just roll a natural twenty for diplomacy? Because you're definitely influencing my attitude.	Copy This.
Feeling wild, baby? That's okay. I have a lot of ranks in Handle Animal.	Copy This.
Get ready to make a constitution check.	Copy This.
Girl you must be a daily because I'm raging right now.	Copy This.
Girl you must of rolled a crit on DAMN	Copy This.
Girl, are those Paladin Pants? Because you're looking lawful good in 'em.	Copy This.
Girl, I must be a paladin because I wanna lay my hands on you.	Copy This.
Girl, your booty is so fine, its stats must be from one of the game's epic-level splatbooks instead of the core rulebooks.	Copy This.
Gorag want you. Gorag use you for hit dice and damage dice with big, big axe!	Copy This.
Got any implements?	Copy This.
Half-elf: 'Wanna peek at my other half?'	Copy This.
Halflings make the best dinner love, wink the best breakfast too.	Copy This.
Half-off on a roll of 5? They must have some crazy charisma.	Copy This.
Half-orc: 'I'm a human on the streets, but I'm all orc between the sheets!'	Copy This.
Hey babe, I just want you to know I have Exotic Proficiency.. with whips. Grrraarrrl...	Copy This.
Hey babe, want to find out why they call it the Rod of Wonder?	Copy This.
Hey babe. Are you an eldarin? Cause I bet you’d be feywild in bed.	Copy This.
Hey babe. I must have failed my Will save because you just Charmed me.	Copy This.
Hey baby, even been with a rogue? We're in and out before you even notice.	Copy This.
Hey baby, I got +10 in endurance.	Copy This.
Hey baby, wanna give my cockatrice?	Copy This.
Hey baby, wanna see my wild shape?	Copy This.
Hey baby, wanna tune my mandolin??	Copy This.
Hey girl, do you want to touch my Rod of Wonder?	Copy This.
Hey girl, uses mage hand I've got magic fingers...	Copy This.
Hey gorgeous, are you a vampire? Because I'd create a Spawn with you any day.	Copy This.
Hey gorgeous, can I find out if Eagle's Splendor wears out in the morning?	Copy This.
Hey honey, do you like a neck rubs? My Lay on Hands is Divine!	Copy This.
Hey, Are you an Evil Halfling? 'Cause I feel like I want to make you my Bad Hobbit.	Copy This.
Hey, babe, wanna go get prone?	Copy This.
How much does a polar (owl)bear weigh? Enough to break the ice.	Copy This.
I can Cure Disease....	Copy This.
I can do more than Stone Shape to make the bedrock.	Copy This.
I can't control the rain, but you can expect a few inches tonight"	Copy This.
I didn't find you a pearl of speech but I have another pearl you can put in your mouth.	Copy This.
I didn't take Improved Initiative, so you'll probably come first	Copy This.
I don’t care if you’re a fallen aasimar, as long as you’re fallen into my bed.	Copy This.
I give the best back massages. All I do is lay my hands on.	Copy This.
I got them Goodberries	Copy This.
I have a spear for your portable hole.	Copy This.
I hope you're a druid, 'cuz this animal wants to be...handled.	Copy This.
I hope you're a Lawful Good Paladin, because I wanna try getting anal.	Copy This.
I hope you're not a monk, since I'm tired of hands.	Copy This.
I know my description says 'outsider' but I'd rather be 'insider' if you know what I mean.	Copy This.
I know my way around Grease and Color Sprays, if you're up for it.	Copy This.
I may be a(n) X, but I'm a barbarian in bed.	Copy This.
I may have to make a fortitude save against suffocation, because you're absolutely breathtaking.	Copy This.
I may not be a necromancer but I know how to make things rise.	Copy This.
I may not be a wizard, but I’m still looking for a new staff.	Copy This.
I may not be a wizard, but I’ve got the magic fingers.	Copy This.
I may only be half Genie but I can still make all your wishes come true.	Copy This.
I play a bard. Knowing how to use my tongue is a requirement!	Copy This.
I put on my robe and wizard hat.	Copy This.
I put the romance in necromancy.	Copy This.
I rolled a 5 on my Diplomacy check to haggle with the hotel manager. We get half-off, but we have to share.	Copy This.
I swear, I'm an animal in bed.	Copy This.
I think I might be a Paladin. Mind if I Lay On Hands to check?	Copy This.
I think your beauty just flanked me, 'cause I sure feel flat-footed.	Copy This.
I took great cleave, so feel free to bring a friend. 😉	Copy This.
I was the inspiration for Bigby's Fist.	Copy This.
I wish I was an Elf, because I doubt I'll be able to sleep after seeing your smile.	Copy This.
I wouldn't mind if you used Hold Person on me.	Copy This.
I’m a renowned wizard, but I’ve never seen anything as magical as your smile.	Copy This.
I'd sell my soul to a fiend to get a little familiar with you.	Copy This.
I'd travel to the bottom of the 9 Hells and back to see your pure white smile like the Reghed Glacier.	Copy This.
if I polymorphed us both into squirrels could I bust a nut in your hole?"	Copy This.
If we get together I'll give you a shocking grasp all night long	Copy This.
If we go into the other room, I got a magic mouth	Copy This.
If you show me your THAC0, I'll show you mine.	Copy This.
If you're feeling restless, I can do some rope tricks	Copy This.
If you're into it, I'm a bit of a dominate person	Copy This.
I'll show you the one time where Endurance isn't useless.	Copy This.
I'm a sex wizard, with 69th level sex magic	Copy This.
I'm a Sorcerer, you're a summoner. Together we are one magic item.	Copy This.
I'm glad I'm not undead, cuz baby you've got a Divine Touch.	Copy This.
I'm really glad I had this ring of feather falling. As I looked into your eyes and fell hard.	Copy This.
Is that a familiar in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?	Copy This.
Is that an Immovable Rod in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?	Copy This.
Is that some loot in your pocket or are you just happy to see me	Copy This.
It might feel like I've charmed you, but it's really all natural	Copy This.
It's a good thing I have a ring of fire resistance because you are HOT!	Copy This.
Let me be your companion tonight and I'll show you my bestial fury.	Copy This.
Lets be like druids and get wild.	Copy This.
My charisma gives me a +1 bonus to hit on you	Copy This.
My greatsword is too big for my belt. Mind if I stick in your bag of holding?	Copy This.
My quivering palm is for the kill zones and thrill zones.	Copy This.
My will isn't the only thing iron.	Copy This.
On a scale from 1 to 10, you're a natural 20.	Copy This.
Paladin, huh? I didn’t hear chastity among those oaths you took.	Copy This.
Reroll that. 0D0+0.	Copy This.
Rrrr, honey. Think you can master this beast?	Copy This.
So you're a divination wizard? Tell me, is our wedding going to be in the summer or fall?	Copy This.
So you're a divination wizard? Tell me, is our wedding going to be in the summer or fall?	Copy This.
Someone like you is worth taking 20 on.	Copy This.
Sorry it took me so long to get over here but you knocked me prone when you walked in the room.	Copy This.
Sweetheart, let's make ourselves a quarterling.	Copy This.
That bartender took my ritual scroll, whaddya say you go get it back so I can conjure up my floating disc and we can get on out of here?	Copy This.
The bedroom is my favored terrain.	Copy This.
The chest might be booby-trapped!	Copy This.
This level 3 Wizard has only one spell in his book - Tongues.	Copy This.
Turns out my bed was a mimic, can I sleep in yours? I wanna hit that, critically.	Copy This.
Wanna find out how compatible our alignments are?	Copy This.
Wanna help me conjure a new life form?	Copy This.
Wanna roll a natural 20 on your pleasure check tonight?	Copy This.
Wanna see what a +5 charisma has under the hood?	Copy This.
Wanna wield a broadsword?	Copy This.
Want a +3 Rod of Pleasure?	Copy This.
Want to go someplace quieter, or should I wait an hour and reroll my diplomacy?	Copy This.
Want to see how many charges my wand has?	Copy This.
Warforged: 'I was made to be fully functional in multiple techniques. I also have add-ons for a broad variety of pleasuring.'	Copy This.
Was your father a cleric? Cause you sure are a blessing"	Copy This.
Well, SOMEONE rolled high during creation.	Copy This.
Whaddaya say, my dragon and your dungeon? Eh?	Copy This.
What do elves, drow, dwarfs, halflings, humans, dragonborn, tieflings, orcs, goblins and small woodland creatures have in common? They can all vouch for me.	Copy This.
What do you, 20, 12, 10, 8, 6 and 4 have in common? They all need some D	Copy This.
What's it like to be max level? Because you are perfect.	Copy This.
What's your AC when you're not wearing anything?	Copy This.
What's your AC? Because I want to hit that.	Copy This.
Why don't you let me hit that and do double damage?	Copy This.
With that face, you must have +10 Charisma.	Copy This.
Wow, you totally just Crit'd your Charisma check, you're gorgeous!	Copy This.
Y'know, wizards are great at turning flesh to stone	Copy This.
You can be my dungeon master any time you want.	Copy This.
You cast a spell on me baby, and I failed dat save.	Copy This.
You don't even have charisma check proficiency but you already charmed me.	Copy This.
You got a radius I'd like to Grease tonight.	Copy This.
You gotta be part Medusa, because you're making part of me rock hard.	Copy This.
You haven't tried it till you've tried it with a mage hand	Copy This.
You know, my unarmed crit range is 10-20.	Copy This.
You know, you'll need a Strength of at least 13 to handle my Greatstaff.	Copy This.
You must be a Beholder, because I can see beauty in your eyes.	Copy This.
You must be a paladin because you are divine and i am smitten.	Copy This.
You must be divine because I'm taking radiant damage just standing here.	Copy This.
You must be part Medusa, because part of me is turning to stone.	Copy This.
You must have a low AC because I can hit that!	Copy This.
You must have cast Ray of Enfeeblement on me, because you're making my knees weak.	Copy This.
You must play D&D because that is some Great Cleave.	Copy This.
You rolled a 20 on your charisma check	Copy This.
Your perception check is successful, you've found a dashing rogue.	Copy This.
you're so fine, I'm taking -2 to attack rolls.	Copy This.
You've grappled my heart.	Copy This.