297 Dungeons & Dragons Pick Up Lines

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Dungeon & Dragons Pick Up Lines 
An alchemist? If we mixed together, would we go bang?
Are there lots of Mimics around here? Because that chest looks too good to be true.
Are you a barbarian? 'Cuz your style is all the rage.
Are you a bard? Because you're plucking at my heartstrings like a lute.
Are you a bard? 'cuz you got a solid 20 in Charisma
Are you a bard? 'Cuz you're plucking at my heartstrings.
Are you a bard? You've just inspired my pants.
Are you a Beholder? 'Cause I'd like to be-holdin' that ass you fine momma.
Are you a cleric, cause your beauty is divine.
Are you a cleric? 'Cuz you make me feel healed.
Are you a fighter? 'Cuz I never wanna (c)leave your side.
Are you a medusa? 'Cuz you're making me hard.
Are you a Mimic? Because I'm pretty sure that chest is fake.
Are you a monk? Because you look stunning.
Are you a Ranger? It's the only way you could Hide in Plain Sight
Are you a rebel drow house? 'Cuz you're causing a stir in my underdark...
Are you a rogue? Because you just stole my heart.
Are you a rogue? Because you've stolen my heart.
Are you a sorcerer? 'Cuz a face that pretty must be innate, not learned.
Are you a succubus? 'Cuz I wanna fuck you.
Are you a wildmage? Because you've caused chaos in my mind?
Are you a wizard? 'Cuz you cast a spell on me.
Are you also a wizard? Cause when I look at you everything else disappears"
Are you an enchanter? Because I feel like you've cast Charm Person on me.
Are you humanoid? Because that is my type.
Are you looking for a bag of holding? 'Cuz I've got a bag you can hold...
Are you one of those fiery Dragonborn, because it's getting hot in here.
Are you part gelatinous cube? Because black pudding don't jiggle like that!
Are you the goddess Sune? Cuz you are Sune to be mine.
Babe, let me put on my robe and wizard hat.
Babe, you can be my Dungeon Master any night.
Baby, you are so stunning when I first saw you I had to make a saving throw.
Baby, you make my alignment spin!
Baby, you must be a Medusa, 'cause when you give me that look you make me hard as stone!
Can I make a save vs. awestruck?
Can I make a save vs. boner?
Casts detect magic I can't believe it, there's no illusion. You really are that beautiful
Casts detect magic 'I can't believe it, there's no illusion. You really are that beautiful'
Changeling: 'You should see what else I can change the size of...'
Damn baby, I must be a Displacer Beast because I will be beside myself if you don't come home with me tonight.
Damn girl are those natural?
Did it hurt when you got sucked through that portal out of the Celestial Plane?
Did someone just cast Phantasmal Killer on me? Because you are drop-dead gorgeous.
Did you fall through a portal from Mount Celestia, because you look like an angel.
Did you roll a 20? 'Cuz you crit my heart
Do you have a minute? 'Cuz I'd like to Identify what makes you tick.
Do you have proficiency in thieves' tools? Because you just stole my heart..
Do you have the [Extraplanar] subtype? Because you're out of this world.
Do you know the spell dream by any chance? As I'm sure I saw you last night.
Do you want to hire my adventurer to explore your dungeon.
Don't worry, it'll be over in a blink.
Don't worry, I've got protection aura.
Ever been with a rogue? We like to do it from behind.
Ever kissed a flameskull?
Excuse me, did you just roll a natural twenty for diplomacy? Because you're definitely influencing my attitude.
Feeling wild, baby? That's okay. I have a lot of ranks in Handle Animal.
Get ready to make a constitution check.
Girl you must be a daily because I'm raging right now.
Girl you must of rolled a crit on DAMN
Girl, are those Paladin Pants? Because you're looking lawful good in 'em.
Girl, I must be a paladin because I wanna lay my hands on you.
Girl, your booty is so fine, its stats must be from one of the game's epic-level splatbooks instead of the core rulebooks.
Gorag want you. Gorag use you for hit dice and damage dice with big, big axe!
Got any implements?
Half-elf: 'Wanna peek at my other half?'
Halflings make the best dinner love, wink the best breakfast too.
Half-off on a roll of 5? They must have some crazy charisma.
Half-orc: 'I'm a human on the streets, but I'm all orc between the sheets!'
Hey babe, I just want you to know I have Exotic Proficiency.. with whips. Grrraarrrl...
Hey babe, want to find out why they call it the Rod of Wonder?
Hey babe. Are you an eldarin? Cause I bet you’d be feywild in bed.
Hey babe. I must have failed my Will save because you just Charmed me.
Hey baby, even been with a rogue? We're in and out before you even notice.
Hey baby, I got +10 in endurance.
Hey baby, wanna give my cockatrice?
Hey baby, wanna see my wild shape?
Hey baby, wanna tune my mandolin??
Hey girl, do you want to touch my Rod of Wonder?
Hey girl, uses mage hand I've got magic fingers...
Hey gorgeous, are you a vampire? Because I'd create a Spawn with you any day.
Hey gorgeous, can I find out if Eagle's Splendor wears out in the morning?
Hey honey, do you like a neck rubs? My Lay on Hands is Divine!
Hey, Are you an Evil Halfling? 'Cause I feel like I want to make you my Bad Hobbit.
Hey, babe, wanna go get prone?
How much does a polar (owl)bear weigh? Enough to break the ice.
I can Cure Disease....
I can do more than Stone Shape to make the bedrock.
I can't control the rain, but you can expect a few inches tonight"
I didn't find you a pearl of speech but I have another pearl you can put in your mouth.
I didn't take Improved Initiative, so you'll probably come first
I don’t care if you’re a fallen aasimar, as long as you’re fallen into my bed.
I give the best back massages. All I do is lay my hands on.
I got them Goodberries
I have a spear for your portable hole.
I hope you're a druid, 'cuz this animal wants to be...handled.
I hope you're a Lawful Good Paladin, because I wanna try getting anal.
I hope you're not a monk, since I'm tired of hands.
I know my description says 'outsider' but I'd rather be 'insider' if you know what I mean.
I know my way around Grease and Color Sprays, if you're up for it.
I may be a(n) X, but I'm a barbarian in bed.
I may have to make a fortitude save against suffocation, because you're absolutely breathtaking.
I may not be a necromancer but I know how to make things rise.
I may not be a wizard, but I’m still looking for a new staff.
I may not be a wizard, but I’ve got the magic fingers.
I may only be half Genie but I can still make all your wishes come true.
I play a bard. Knowing how to use my tongue is a requirement!
I put on my robe and wizard hat.
I put the romance in necromancy.
I rolled a 5 on my Diplomacy check to haggle with the hotel manager. We get half-off, but we have to share.
I swear, I'm an animal in bed.
I think I might be a Paladin. Mind if I Lay On Hands to check?
I think your beauty just flanked me, 'cause I sure feel flat-footed.
I took great cleave, so feel free to bring a friend. 😉
I was the inspiration for Bigby's Fist.
I wish I was an Elf, because I doubt I'll be able to sleep after seeing your smile.
I wouldn't mind if you used Hold Person on me.
I’m a renowned wizard, but I’ve never seen anything as magical as your smile.
I'd sell my soul to a fiend to get a little familiar with you.
I'd travel to the bottom of the 9 Hells and back to see your pure white smile like the Reghed Glacier.
if I polymorphed us both into squirrels could I bust a nut in your hole?"
If we get together I'll give you a shocking grasp all night long
If we go into the other room, I got a magic mouth
If you show me your THAC0, I'll show you mine.
If you're feeling restless, I can do some rope tricks
If you're into it, I'm a bit of a dominate person
I'll show you the one time where Endurance isn't useless.
I'm a sex wizard, with 69th level sex magic
I'm a Sorcerer, you're a summoner. Together we are one magic item.
I'm glad I'm not undead, cuz baby you've got a Divine Touch.
I'm really glad I had this ring of feather falling. As I looked into your eyes and fell hard.
Is that a familiar in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
Is that an Immovable Rod in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
Is that some loot in your pocket or are you just happy to see me
It might feel like I've charmed you, but it's really all natural
It's a good thing I have a ring of fire resistance because you are HOT!
Let me be your companion tonight and I'll show you my bestial fury.
Lets be like druids and get wild.
My charisma gives me a +1 bonus to hit on you
My greatsword is too big for my belt. Mind if I stick in your bag of holding?
My quivering palm is for the kill zones and thrill zones.
My will isn't the only thing iron.
On a scale from 1 to 10, you're a natural 20.
Paladin, huh? I didn’t hear chastity among those oaths you took.
Reroll that. 0D0+0.
Rrrr, honey. Think you can master this beast?
So you're a divination wizard? Tell me, is our wedding going to be in the summer or fall?
So you're a divination wizard? Tell me, is our wedding going to be in the summer or fall?
Someone like you is worth taking 20 on.
Sorry it took me so long to get over here but you knocked me prone when you walked in the room.
Sweetheart, let's make ourselves a quarterling.
That bartender took my ritual scroll, whaddya say you go get it back so I can conjure up my floating disc and we can get on out of here?
The bedroom is my favored terrain.
The chest might be booby-trapped!
This level 3 Wizard has only one spell in his book - Tongues.
Turns out my bed was a mimic, can I sleep in yours? I wanna hit that, critically.
Wanna find out how compatible our alignments are?
Wanna help me conjure a new life form?
Wanna roll a natural 20 on your pleasure check tonight?
Wanna see what a +5 charisma has under the hood?
Wanna wield a broadsword?
Want a +3 Rod of Pleasure?
Want to go someplace quieter, or should I wait an hour and reroll my diplomacy?
Want to see how many charges my wand has?
Warforged: 'I was made to be fully functional in multiple techniques. I also have add-ons for a broad variety of pleasuring.'
Was your father a cleric? Cause you sure are a blessing"
Well, SOMEONE rolled high during creation.
Whaddaya say, my dragon and your dungeon? Eh?
What do elves, drow, dwarfs, halflings, humans, dragonborn, tieflings, orcs, goblins and small woodland creatures have in common? They can all vouch for me.
What do you, 20, 12, 10, 8, 6 and 4 have in common? They all need some D
What's it like to be max level? Because you are perfect.
What's your AC when you're not wearing anything?
What's your AC? Because I want to hit that.
Why don't you let me hit that and do double damage?
With that face, you must have +10 Charisma.
Wow, you totally just Crit'd your Charisma check, you're gorgeous!
Y'know, wizards are great at turning flesh to stone
You can be my dungeon master any time you want.
You cast a spell on me baby, and I failed dat save.
You don't even have charisma check proficiency but you already charmed me.
You got a radius I'd like to Grease tonight.
You gotta be part Medusa, because you're making part of me rock hard.
You haven't tried it till you've tried it with a mage hand
You know, my unarmed crit range is 10-20.
You know, you'll need a Strength of at least 13 to handle my Greatstaff.
You must be a Beholder, because I can see beauty in your eyes.
You must be a paladin because you are divine and i am smitten.
You must be divine because I'm taking radiant damage just standing here.
You must be part Medusa, because part of me is turning to stone.
You must have a low AC because I can hit that!
You must have cast Ray of Enfeeblement on me, because you're making my knees weak.
You must play D&D because that is some Great Cleave.
You rolled a 20 on your charisma check
Your perception check is successful, you've found a dashing rogue.
you're so fine, I'm taking -2 to attack rolls.
You've grappled my heart.


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