Do you love a good political debate or know guys or girls who are into politics? Impress them and make them laugh with these cheesy and flirty democrat related pick up lines!

Democratic Pick Up Lines
Care to join the wife and me for a little 'bipartisanship'?
Fur is murder!
Girl, you must be an Obama entitlement program. Because you are definitely raising my interest rate.
Hey baby, how'd you like to see a REALLY Merry Xmas?
Hey baby, wanna check out my big environmentally friendly weiner?
Hey baby, wanna get liberal with each other?
Hey girl, you're the only state in my union.
Hey, baby, let's get together and bash bush
Hey, let's go in the back and discuss politics!
Hi, I'm John Edwards
I got the stiffness of Al Gore and the stiffness of Bill Clinton...
I'd really like to show you my new social program and redistribute some of my holdings.
I'll enhance your peace, if you'll disarm my soldier.
I'll make you scream like Howard Dean
I'm gay but I want to be convinced otherwise.
I'm gonna Barack your world
I'm stiffer than John Kerry
Let's go someplace and release our delegates
May I check out your Bush?
Now that's what I call a stimulus package
Something's rising and it's not the national debt
The GOP didn't like my stimulus package, but you will.
Wanna form a more perfect union?
Wanna go hug some trees?
Wanna practice some REAL gun control?
Wanna pretend we're Republicans and have gay bathroom sex?
Wanna see my yule log?
You are sexier than Chelsea Clinton.

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