With the elections drawing near, there are tons of debates and news about the various politics candidates. Use these funny pick up lines to get Republican girls or guys who are just simply into politics.

Republican Pick Up Lines
Allow me to buy you a drink. After all, thanks to our beloved [insert a Republican political figure], the economy has never been better!
Another drink, Barbara and Jenna?
Are you from a polling organization? Because I’d love to show you my hard numbers. (Scott Walker)
Are you from a swing state? Because I’d love for you to swing my way. (Jeb Bush)
Are you from Florida? Because you’re so hot you make my poll numbers rise. (Marco Rubio)
Are you in the military? Because you even bring me to a full salute. (Rand Paul)
Are you religious? Because I am the answer to all your prayers. (Mike Huckabee)
Because of [insert a Republican political figure] leadership, we are strong; because of his vision, we will be even stronger; and because I can't stop thinking about your ass, I haven't been able to stand up for the last half hour.
Check out my new Banana Republic shirt.
Did you come from a Red State, because I'd love for you to be a taker.
Did you just fall from heaven? Because you look like an angel donor. (Dr. Ben Carson)
Didn't we meet at a Klan rally?
Don't worry, babe, I'm not like the others!
Don't worry, babe, those Executive Orders will never get used!
Don't worry, babe, we'll extend the Bush tax cuts in time!
Don't worry, babe, we'll make the Preezy enforce DOMA, you wait and see!
Don't worry, babe, we'll overturn ObamaTAX!
Don't worry, babe, we're serious about Fast & Furious!
Drunk women are disgusting. By the way, I am going to win the drunk woman vote. (Donald Trump)
Global warming obviously doesn't exist - YOU'RE the one heating up the place!
GOP milk?
Hey baby, can I see an ID. Not because I don't think you're old enough, but because I don't think you're white enough to be from around these parts.
Hey baby, I'm "bi-partisan" and I can swing both ways .... what are you?
Hey, let's go strangle some kittens!
How about I drop my pants and show you some shock n' awe.
How about I leave no child behind... in your womb!
I believe in the trickle down theory. So how about I trickle down the inside of your thigh?
I have a good job.
I HOPE you CHANGE your mind and give me a 15th chance! You won’t be disappointed. Have I ever lied to you?
I love Dick n' Bush.
I may not be Bruce Springsteen, but I can still Rock your Vote! (Chris Christie)
I wanna drill you like an Alaskan oilfield.
I want ot be near your vagina so much, I'll write laws about it.
I won't tax that ass, because that's theft under threat of a gun, girl.
I'd love to hang out with you, but I can't make it a late night -- I'm shipping out to [place] in the morning.
I'm a uniter, not a divider. So how about you unite your mouth with my shlong.
I'm all for No Child Left Behind. I'm even more for your child-like behind.
I'm white, you're white - it can't just be coincidence!
I’m a Republican. I love a good Bush. (Rick Perry)
If I had to choose between having a Republican President in the White House, or never being able to see your cleavage again, I'd be stumped.
Is that a RINO in your pocket, or are you happy to see me?
Just as the Republican Party boldly confronts big challenges, nothing would please me more than you confronting the big challenge rapidly growing right now in my pants.
Looking at you has been the only thing that's ever made me question abstinence education.
Make like the surplus and go down on me.
Preemptive strike! (Slap her ass)
Sorry if I seem aggravated -- I'm still upset about that world-class jerk, Michael Moore.
The Koch brothers bet me a million dollarsI couldn’t strike up a conversation with the most beautiful girl here. Wanna buy some votes with their money? (Ted Cruz)
The logo for our party is an elephant. Want to see what the elephant and I have in common?
The Republican presidential debate is going to be like a singles bar full of unattrative men trying to get you drunk enough to vote for them
The tattoo on my manhood spells "RAN." But when I get excited, it spells "REPUBLICAN."
To see you naked, I would turn in my own mother to the Department of Homeland Security.
Wanna control the media... together?
Wanna find out why they call me a Repub-lickin'?
Wanna see my collection of Ann Coulter books?
When I ejaculate, you'll see a thousand points of light.
Why do I want to fuck you? You're poor and I'm a Republican. Duh-doy!
You got more curves than a NASCAR race track!
You know, in this light you look like you could be Laura Bush's younger, more desirable sister.
You like country music TOO??
You must be a WASP because I want you to Bee mine.
You put the "leg" in "delegate".
You're just like Ann Coulter, but without the penis!