Some of us do not believe in Meteorologist because they never seem to be right. But however, you can always pick up girls by by talking about the weather. Be a seasoned meteorologist or weatherman yourself using these pick up lines. Weather is a general topic for you to break open the ice and start the conversation.
Make the weather work in your favor and work to pick up the girls of your dreams.
| Meteorologist Weather Pick Up Lines | |
|---|---|
| 10 bucks if you can find which part of my body is the warmest. | |
| After the hurricane they expect serious looting, but you already stole my heart. | |
| Agent Kay: When you get sad, it rains. | |
| Laura: Lots of people get sad when it rains. | |
| Agent Kay: It rains because you're sad, baby. | |
| (Men in Black II) | |
| Are you a meteorologist? because i need something to talk about to keep myself distracted from your body, but all i can think of is weather. | |
| Are you a meteorologist? I bet you got experience in everything from the ground up. | |
| Are you a weeping angel? | |
| Are you having a good summer? Because you’re hot. | |
| Are you passed out on the sidewalk or are you my snow angel? | |
| Are you related to the sun?...Because running into you just brightened up my day! | |
| Are you sitting on a candle? Because your booty is on fire. | |
| Baby, make sure you've got enough sandbags, because the storm isn't the only one that's going to be flooding your basement. | |
| Baby, the connection I'm feeling is stronger than the link between climate change and extreme weather | |
| Baby, you're so hot I only need four layers. | |
| Be careful I’ve been known to cause a flash flood watch in your lower elevations. | |
| Black ice isn't the only thing I'm falling for. | |
| Break out the AWIPS and chains. | |
| Can I advect your vortex? | |
| Can I calibrate your instrument? | |
| Can I hiber-mate with you. | |
| Can I lift your index? | |
| Can I make your jet stream? | |
| Can I see your tan lines? | |
| Can I see your weather balloons? | |
| Can I TK your WXP? | |
| Can you help me with my organic sunscreen, it’s a little hard to smear in. | |
| Can you hold my gloves for a second? I usually warm them by the fireplace, but you are way hotter. | |
| Class might be canceled, but that ass of yours don't quit. | |
| Damn girl, is your name Irene? Because you look like you're good at blowing. | |
| Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me? | |
| Do I have a fever? Because you are giving me chills. | |
| Do I have pneumonia? Because you're giving me chills. | |
| Do I make you saturated? | |
| Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot? | |
| Do you hear the latest storm report? They changed the forecast to sexy. | |
| Do you like your downdraft in the rear flank? | |
| Do you live in an igloo? Because you seem like a pretty cool person. | |
| Do you want to absorb my emittance. | |
| Do you want to collect my precipitation? | |
| Do you want to make out in the rain? | |
| Do you want to suction my vortex? | |
| Don't say you've got a girlfriend, cuz that would be an inconvenient truth. | |
| Don't worry baby, we've got world class spill protection. | |
| Don’t sweat the petty things. Pet the sweaty things. | |
| End your snow day the right way and give me a BJ. | |
| Feel the rush of my monsoon! | |
| Get me some cooling aloe gel, because you are making me as hot as a sunburn. | |
| Girl, if you wanted I can be your umbrella. | |
| Girl, when you don't text me back, I sometimes go into a tropical depression. | |
| Have you ever experienced a massive storm surge? | |
| Have you ever had multiple vorticies? | |
| Hey baby, the sun isn't the only thing that rises. | |
| Hey girl, wanna hiber-mate? | |
| Hey ladies, I go down every night. (Sun) | |
| Hey, how’d you like to take a look at my extended forecast. | |
| Hey, if you can't take the heat, get out of your clothes. | |
| Hey, let me take you out on a first date in the snow—I promise I’m not a flake-y person. | |
| Hey, you spelled “forecast” wrong. There should be a “U and I” in it. | |
| Hey! Do ya wanna flux? | |
| How about you let me take you for a ride in my bobsled? And by bobsled, I mean bed. | |
| How's your warm sector? | |
| Hurricane Irene is a Category 3, but if it had your name it be a perfect 10. | |
| I bet I can increase your dew point! | |
| I bet my presence is making it wet in your area. | |
| I can tell you’re quite the elf-a male. | |
| I can't jerk off because my roommate's classes were cancelled, too. Want to hang out? | |
| I didn't know snow angels could fly as pretty as you skiing. | |
| I didn't think I was a snowman, but you just made my heart melt. | |
| I don’t need to cool off, I love the heat. | |
| I feel a pretty strong updraft coming on. | |
| I feel like I'm in Scandinavia, because when I'm with you it's like the sun never sets. | |
| I figured out why the sky was grey today...all the blue is in your eyes. | |
| I got a storm in my pants, want one in yours? | |
| I have a huge, huge umbrella collection. | |
| I have an overshooting top. | |
| I have skittles in my mouth, do you want to taste the rainbow? | |
| I hope there's a fireman around, because you're smoking hot. | |
| I hope you are the rain and I'm the land, because even it rains like cats and dogs, you will still fall to me. | |
| I hope you ladies stocked up on supplies because there is a storm surge in my pants. | |
| I like your earmuffs. Maybe my roommate can borrow them when we're having sex later. | |
| I lost my scarf, mind if I wrap your legs around me instead. | |
| I never need to see the sun again because your eyes light up my world. | |
| I saw you from across the room and winter fall in love with you. | |
| I should call you carbon, 'cause you're causing a period of unprecedented warming in my atmosphere. | |
| I take romance to a new level—I don’t cuddle, I hibernate. | |
| I took the liberty of defrosting your windshield while you getting ready for work this morning. | |
| I will kiss you in the rain so you get twice as wet. | |
| I will make you wet, one way or the other. | |
| I wish I could see what was happening behind those sunglasses. | |
| I'd bang you like a screen door during that tsunami. | |
| I'd like to get on your waterspout. | |
| I'd like to punch your core. | |
| I'd like to WeatherTap your booty. | |
| I'm a meteorologist. I'm experienced in everything from the ground up. | |
| I'm drowning in the sun and need mouth to mouth now. | |
| I'm going to go ahead and call you "winter" 'cause pretty soon you'll be coming. | |
| I'm issuing a severe lovin' watch! | |
| I'm like Jim Cantore, but with hair. | |
| I'm looking to get bobsleigh'd tonight. | |
| I'm no weatherman but you can expect more than a few inches tonight | |
| I'm picking you up on my SEXRAD. | |
| I'm sensing your weekend forecast is mostly horny! | |
| I've got an F-5 in my pants, baby! | |
| I've got mad Skillings. | |
| I’d like to issue a severe lovin’ watch. | |
| I’m picking up measurable precipitation…in your panties. | |
| I’m wearing a lot of layers, want to watch me undress for twelve minutes? | |
| If a kiss was a raindrop I would send you a Thunderstorm! | |
| If it weren't for that DAMNED sun, you'd be the hottest thing ever created. | |
| If it weren't for the summer sun, you'd be the hottest thing ever created. | |
| If kisses were snowflakes, I'd send you a blizzard. | |
| If there a rainbow today? I just found the treasure I have been searching for! | |
| If you think that's impressive, you should see how many inches I just accumulated in my pants. | |
| If you want I can help you tape your windows, but I can't guarantee things won't still get wet. | |
| If you want to taste the rainbow, let's go back to my place. | |
| If you were a tree, you’d be an evergreen, because I bet you look this good year-round. | |
| If you were a year you'd be the last one, cause you're the hottest on record | |
| If your hands are cold, it's warm under my thigh vents. | |
| Ignore the ray bans, there is nothing shade-y about me. | |
| Is it hot in here or is it just you? | |
| Is that a candy cane in your pocket, or are you just struggling to contain your excite-mint? | |
| Is that a mirror in your pocket? Or just a stream of sweat pouring down the inside of your thighs and round the backs of your knees thanks to 90% relative humidity? | |
| Is that a thermometer in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me? | |
| Is that sunblock on your shorts, or are you just happy to see me? | |
| Is that sunscreen in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me? | |
| Is there an excessive heat warning or am I just hot for you. | |
| Is your middle name turbine? Cuz you've got me spinning | |
| Is your name Summer? Cause you are as hot as hell. | |
| Is your tornado big enough to chase? | |
| Isn’t it funny how the sunlight is specifically lighting up that couch on the porch? | |
| It may be a stationary front now, but I'll make it move later. | |
| It's a hot hump day today in Arizona. But don't worry, it's a dry hump. | |
| It's hotter than a rooster in a hen house! We should take the cock out. | |
| Just got the weekend forecast…mostly horny with a chance of doing “it”. | |
| Just say yes and I'll make sure you never get cold feet. | |
| Leave with me and I'll close your school tomorrow! | |
| Let me analyze your contours. | |
| Let me be your umbrella. You can open me over your "head" any time you want. | |
| Let's add this log to the fire. Oh wait, that's just my penis. | |
| Let's get you out of those bloody clothes. | |
| Let's go shed a couple parts per million and get back to our natural state. | |
| ls there a rainbow today'? I just found the treasure I've been searching for! | |
| My nickname in high school was Butt Warmer. | |
| My umbrella will keep you dry but I'll keep you wet. | |
| My! Your parcels are buoyant. | |
| My! Your tornado is long. | |
| Nice mammatus. | |
| Nice pair of 88D's. | |
| No relationship is all sunshine, but two people can share one umbrella and survive the storm together. | |
| Oh, your lips are sunburned, let me help them. | |
| One look at you and my barometric pressure rises. | |
| Plow here often? | |
| Put on some SPF 30+, so I can get to irradiating you. | |
| Screw me if I'm wrong, but it's freezing in Phoenix. | |
| She acts like summer and walks like rain. | |
| Skittles the way to taste the rainbow. | |
| So, how many inches will I get? | |
| Take it easy on me -- I'm a virga. | |
| That wasn't my hand..it was my El Nino. | |
| That’s a crazy burn line. How far up does it go? | |
| The Arizona desert's full of cacti, but I've got the biggest prick. | |
| The only thing hotter than today is your body. | |
| The snow is blowing. How about you? | |
| The storm is going to cause serious flooding, ever done it underwater? | |
| The storm suppose to knock out the power, but your eyes have all the electricity I need. | |
| There a cold front coming…but I’m gonna keep your front warm. | |
| There's a hurricane coming. Evacuate your pants. | |
| There’s a winter storm warning. You’re getting eight inches tonight. | |
| These fingerless gloves aren’t just for me. | |
| This greenhouse is so hot and sultry. | |
| This puddle isn’t the only thing that’s wet right now. | |
| This sidewalk must be unsalted, because I just fell for you. | |
| This snowfall makes me want to see your snowballs. | |
| Today’s forecast: Mostly horny and a chance of baby makin’ | |
| Tonight's forecast is a blizzard of me heading towards your face. | |
| Tonight's forecast: 100% chance of love. | |
| Trust me, hang with me and I'll name a hurricane after you. | |
| Wanna see my weather weenie? | |
| Wanna sling my psychrometer? | |
| Wanna touch the storm in my pocket? | |
| Want a relationship full of free, prior & informed consent? We're a match made in heaven | |
| Want to compare tan lines, or just show me yours? | |
| Want to know the difference between me and my Storm? It only takes two minutes to get me up and running | |
| Want to see my lightning rod? | |
| Was that an earthquake or did u just rock my world? | |
| We don't need to frack to make the bed rock. | |
| What are the similarities of women and snow? You can plow both. | |
| What do you and the mountain have in common? Tonight, you're both getting 8 inches. | |
| What do you and weather have in common? You're both hot. | |
| What do you say we make a Just Transition back to my place? | |
| What do you say? - You, me, a pair of hand cuffs, and the corporate headquarters of your choice. | |
| What is a guy gotta do to get his mittens on those tit...ens? | |
| What's your "do" point? | |
| What’s a nice guy like you doing in a Burlington Coat Factory like this? | |
| What’s today’s high? 69 ALL NIGHT LONG! | |
| What’s your “do” point? | |
| When you do it with me it’s like winter on Mt. Charleston…expect a lot of the white stuff. | |
| Who needs a sled when you can just ride me? | |
| Why do you need to buy extra batteries? I have 2 flashlights and can please you til the sun comes up. | |
| Will you come to my place? You can sure lower my heating bill with your hotness. | |
| Would you like to blow my weather vane? | |
| You advect my moisture. | |
| You are my sunshine and my rain, basically you make me hot and wet. | |
| You are so hot. The sun is jealous. | |
| You can call me rain, because I'm going to be getting you wet tonight. | |
| You can stand under my umbrella. | |
| You give me a high pressure system…in my pants. | |
| You just caused a heat wave, because that's how hot you are. | |
| You know that 6 inches of rain we got this morning...guess how I measured it?! | |
| You know that during a tornado warning that the safest place to be is in my bed. | |
| You look so hot that I could cook rice on you. | |
| You look very fair, ambitious and binding tonight. We should make a deal. | |
| You make me so hot I want to dive into this cooler. | |
| You must be a frozen pond, because I can see myself skating all over you. | |
| You're as hot as a desert summer. | |
| You're just like a snowflake: Beautiful, unique, and with one touch you'll be wet. | |
| You're the cause of my perturbation. | |
| You've heard of high pressure..how about thigh pressure? | |
| Your surfboard is so big! |
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