Snowy days are great days for you to pick up girls and guys. The white snow and the holiday season sets the perfect mood. You have the perfect opportunity to flirt with your person of interest. Break open the ice with these flirty snow related pick up lines. Work these with any kind of snowy cold seasonal weather. These cute pick up lines involving snow will surely work and help!
These pick up lines can also work for general winter seasonal settings.
| Snow, Winter and Cold Weather Pick Up Lines | |
|---|---|
| 10 bucks if you can find which part of my body is the warmest. | |
| Also, I was so frostsmitten that my hand had to be amputated. Thanks. | |
| And who wears turtlenecks anymore? | |
| Are you passed out on the sidewalk or are you my snow angel? | |
| Are you sitting on a candle? Because your booty is on fire. | |
| Baby, you're so hot I only need four layers. | |
| Black ice isn't the only thing I'm falling for. | |
| Can I hiber-mate with you. | |
| Can you hold my gloves for a second? I usually warm them by the fireplace, but you are way hotter. | |
| Class might be canceled, but that ass of yours don't quit. | |
| Do I have a fever? Because you are giving me chills. | |
| Do I have pneumonia? Because you're giving me chills. | |
| Do you live in an igloo? Because you seem like a pretty cool person. | |
| Do you want to see my snowballs? | |
| End your snow day the right way and give me a BJ. | |
| Hey girl, wanna hiber-mate? | |
| Hey, let me take you out on a first date in the snow—I promise I’m not a flake-y person. | |
| How about you let me take you for a ride in my bobsled? And by bobsled, I mean bed. | |
| I can tell you’re quite the elf-a male. | |
| I can't jerk off because my roommate's classes were cancelled, too. Want to hang out? | |
| I didn't know snow angels could fly as pretty as you skiing. | |
| I didn't think I was a snowman, but you just made my heart melt. | |
| I like your earmuffs. Maybe my roommate can borrow them when we're having sex later. | |
| I lost my scarf, mind if I wrap your legs around me instead. | |
| I love winter, because it's an excuse to cuddle. | |
| I saw you from across the room and winter fall in love with you. | |
| I take romance to a new level—I don’t cuddle, I hibernate. | |
| I took the liberty of defrosting your windshield while you getting ready for work this morning. | |
| I wasn't joking, I think an icicle fell in your pants. | |
| I'd like to hibermate with you. | |
| I'll give you a real reason to wear that ugly turtleneck. | |
| I'm going to go ahead and call you "winter" 'cause pretty soon you'll be coming. | |
| I'm looking to get bobsleigh'd tonight. | |
| I'm no weatherman but you can expect more than a few inches tonight | |
| I've become frostsmitten with you. | |
| I’m wearing a lot of layers, want to watch me undress for twelve minutes? | |
| If you think that's impressive, you should see how many inches I just accumulated in my pants. | |
| If you were a DEER, I'd never try to REIN you in. Because I respect you as an individual person with your own hopes and dreams. Do you want to go discuss our independent plans for the future? Maybe read some Margaret Atwood? I value your opinion. | |
| If you were a tree, you’d be an evergreen, because I bet you look this good year-round. | |
| If your hands are cold, it's warm under my thigh vents. | |
| Is that a candy cane in your pocket, or are you just struggling to contain your excite-mint? | |
| Is that a thermometer in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me? | |
| Is that an icicle in your pants? Or are you just happy to see me? | |
| Is your name winter? Because you will be coming soon. | |
| Leave with me and I'll close your school tomorrow! | |
| Let's add this log to the fire. Oh wait, that's just my penis. | |
| My love for you will last forever… green. Like the trees. | |
| My nickname in high school was Butt Warmer. | |
| Plow here often? | |
| Seriously, it's weird that you haven't taken the icicle out of your pants yet. It's starting to melt… aren't you cold? | |
| The snow is blowing. How about you? | |
| There a cold front coming…but I’m gonna keep your front warm. | |
| There’s a winter storm warning. You’re getting eight inches tonight. | |
| These fingerless gloves aren’t just for me. | |
| This puddle isn’t the only thing that’s wet right now. | |
| This sidewalk must be unsalted, because I just fell for you. | |
| This snowfall makes me want to see your snowballs. | |
| Tonight's forecast is a blizzard of me heading towards your face. | |
| Well, it looks like I'm going to have to jacket off this winter. | |
| What are the similarities of women and snow? You can plow both. | |
| What do you and the mountain have in common? Tonight, you're both getting 8 inches. | |
| What is a guy gotta do to get his mittens on those tit...ens? | |
| What’s a nice guy like you doing in a Burlington Coat Factory like this? | |
| When you do it with me it’s like winter on Mt. Charleston…expect a lot of the white stuff. | |
| Where are you going? I wanted to eggnsnog you! | |
| Who needs a sled when you can just ride me? | |
| Will you come to my place? You can sure lower my heating bill with your hotness. | |
| Winter is coming, so am I. | |
| You and this weather have one thing in common. You're both frigid. | |
| You are so hot that even on a cold winter night my penis would stand for you. | |
| You must be a frozen pond, because I can see myself skeeting all over you. | |
| You're just like a snowflake: Beautiful, unique, and with one touch you'll be wet. |
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used these for a fic 10/10
This is bull
are you snow? bc i wanna put my feet in you
Some of these are sexist and not even good so bravo 🎉
No wonder ur name is the grinch
I read these to my grandson