It’s April Fool’s Day! We have prepared a funny list of April Fool’s Pick Up Lines that are mean and funny. These “Non-Pick up lines” are pick up lines with “NOT” follow ups. These April Fool Day Pick Up Lines typically include a few common and potential exchanges. Flirt between you and the girl / or guy after you initial pick up comment.
Ps. You should not use these mean pick up lines on the girls that you actually want to be with!
| April Fool's Day Pick Up Lines |
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| A - U r Attractive B - U r the Best C - U r Cute D - U r Dear 2 Me E - U r Excellent F - U r Funny G - U r Good-Looking H - hehehe I - I'm J – JOKING |
| Are you an ornithologist?... because my penis is incredibly swollen with blood. |
| Are you Fool proof, or can I trick you into buying me a drink? |
| Beautiful Intelligent Talented Cute Hilarious Are you smiling now? YOU ARE REALLY BITCH |
| Boy: my **** is 10 inches girl: mine's too |
| Boy:Nice hair Girl: (removes the wig) there you go! have fun |
| Can I buy you a drink? Go ahead, but only if you buy my boyfriend one too! |
| Damn, girl, you're hot... You look just like my mom. |
| Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because it looks like you landed on your face. |
| Did someone replace the Splenda with cement? Cuz I just got really hard. |
| Do you wanna dance? Yeah but not with you! You must have misunderstood me, I said you look fat in those pants! |
| Does beauty run in your family? It obviously doesn't in yours! |
| Girl, I’d let you flush the toilet while I’m in the shower. |
| Girl, you’re Fool’s gold. And I don’t ever want to know the real thing. |
| Girl: "In all of my years, I've never laid eyes on a more attractive, sensitive, and understanding man. With all of my heart, I adore you. Your eyes are pools of heavenly water, teeming with life and love; your succulent smile crafted as elegantly as Mona Lisa's. Your words could move nations; your voice could soothe beasts. Do me the ultimate pleasure of accepting my eternal devotion to you." Boy: "I'm gay." |
| Guess what day it is? Let’s fool around. (I’m not joking.) |
| Guy: Do you wanna be the sun of my life? Girl: Ok sure Guy: Then go stand 13. billion miles away from me |
| Hey cutie, how 'bout you and I hitting the hot spots? Sorry, I don't date outside my species. |
| Him Would you like to dance? Her NO! Him I'm sorry. I think you misunderstood me. I said, "You look fat in those pants." |
| Him: Has anyone ever told you that you are absolutely beautifull...?? Her: (smiles) and says no.. Him: there is a good reaseon for that.. |
| I bet you put extra sugar in your cereal every morning. Aww, because I'm so sweet? No. Because you're fat as hell. |
| I can make your bed rock. Oh yeah? An earthquake can too.. |
| I can see forever in your eyes. But all I can see is never in yours. |
| I don’t know what it is about today, but I’m fooling in love with you. |
| I have a box full of baby kittens in my room. Wanna see? …April Fool’s! But now that we’re here… |
| I Love "you"! , I Love "you"! , I Love "you"! , I Love "you"! Hey! Don't get excited I also Love V, W, X, Y, Z |
| I want you to be with me in a nice restaurant to have Candle Light Dinner & say those 3 sweet word to you. Pay The Bill !!!! Foolllllllllll |
| I'd take you to the zoo but you might be mistaken for an elephant |
| Insert pick up line. Wanna get laid? TOTALLY! Crawl up a chicken's ass and wait. |
| It’s April Fool’s Day, and you look you could turn tricks, baby. |
| Man: May I please sit next to you for a brief moment? Woman: Sure :), you`re such a gentleman :). Man: Would you care for a bit of violent rapage in you`re anus? |
| Man: Wanna hear a joke about my C*ck, nevermind, it's too long Woman: Wanna hear a joke about my P*ssy, oh wait you'll never get it |
| So what do you do for a living? I'm a female impersonator. |
| Someone, misses you, needs you, worries about you, lonely without you, Guess Who? THE MONKEY IN THE ZOO |
| That hipster dress is a joke. Better take it off. |
| There's a 'U' in beautiful. Yeah, and there's a 'U' in ugly. |
| Today, tomorrow and forever there will be one heart that would always beat for you. You know whose??? Your Own Stupid Aprill Fooooooolllllllll |
| True love is like a pillow, you can hug when you are in trouble, You can cry when you are in pain & you can embrace when you are happy. So when you need true love spend 100 bucks and buy a pillow. |
| U r the most CUTE persons in the world! Just a second, don't misunderstand. CUTE means: Creating Useless Troubles Everywhere |
| Whats small, rough, and painful to put in your ass? Sandpaper |
| When I call u: 1 ring means : I am missing yoU 2 ring means : I like u 3 ring means : I am thinking of u 4 ring means : I need u 5 ring means : Idiot pick up the phone. |
| Why Do Fools Fall in Love |
| Yeah, with your blood Hey baby wanna paint the whole town red? Yeah, with your blood |
| You make an April Fool out of me every day. |
| You put the “oh oh” in “fool.” |
| You’re cute. April Fool’s! You’re MINDBLOWINGLY SEXY. |
| Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Damn I Was A Fool For Trusting You. |
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