Fourth of July is the Independence Day holiday that is filled with fireworks, party, and fun. Add to this awesome holiday by hitting and picking up that hot girl or guy with the best pick up lines. These patriotic and American flag themed pick up lines will surely do the flirting trick for you this July Fourth to score for the big Independence day event.

Fourth of July Independence Day Pick Up Lines
"The pursuit of happiness" means it's cool to hit on you, right?
18 year olds can exercise their rights in government and on me!
Are you a British Loyalist? Because you're making me rethink this whole "independence" thing.
Baby I can last for waaaayyyy more than 2 terms.
Baby I'll make you see stars and stripes
Baby, you remind me of the constitution, because you look like a national treasure
Baby, you're a firework.
Because of my rights related to eminent domain, you have to compensate me for stealing my heart.
Can I, like, annex you?
Don't tell me you're one of those 4th of July apologists. Just kidding, I don't think that's a thing. Thirsty?
Excuse me but I'm looking for weapons of ass destruction.
Girl, you're so beautiful. I'd cross the Delaware River to be with you. Or even the Raritan River.
Give me your panties or give me death.
Hey baby, are you ready for your trial? I'm afraid it has to be a speedy one.
Hey the alcohol's back! Now let's get drunk and screw.
How about that George Grenville? What a boob!
How would you win over the heart of a patriot?
I actually wrote 'the British are coming.' Well, I didn't write it per say, but I did say it once to one of my friends. And, it was pretty loud, so there's a good chance Revere heard it. So, I pretty much wrote it. Anyway, want to make out?
I believe all lady parts deserve equal representation
I don't normally like girls who wear red coats. But, for you I'll make an exception.
I had baked beans last night, it was not a pretty scene in my bathroom. Talk about the Boston massacre! Anyway, want to make out?
I have a district that has been underrepresented in Congress with you, but the 23rd Amendment now says I need to be let in.
I have a great relationship with my mother… country.
I hope we stay together forever. Let's knock on wood. Here, use my teeth!
I know Benjamin Franklin.
I will go full-term in your oval office
I wish I were the Speaker of the House and you the President Pro Temp of the Senate so I could be above you in the “order of succession.”
I'd start a revolution for your number.
I'd try to give you a fair trial but you have no peers.
I'll be your slave, it's okay, it's not involuntary.
I'll do your process.
I'll have you exercising your right to free speech all night long
I'll put my John Hancock on your bar tab if you hang out with me for a while.
I'm a man without a country. Can I be a citizen of you?
I'm arresting you for breaking the 8th amendment because you...are excessively fine!
I'm glad there's freedom of religion because I worship you.
I'm like fireworks: smokin', fun, and illegal in many states. Also, there are some really creepy billboards about me on the interstate.
I'm not a fan of Parliament. Unless, it's the band Parliament Funkadelic. Which doesn't mean anything to you right now, but you'll see what I'm talking about in a few hundred years. I'm from the future!
I've been directly elected to fill the vacancy in your senate!
If you ask me if I love you I'll have to plead the 5th. Don't want to incriminate myself.
If you can tell me the difference between Flag Day and the 4th of July, I will buy you a drink. If you can't tell me the difference between Flag Day and the 4th of July, I will also buy you a drink.
If you declare me sovereign of your pants I promise I can do no wrong.
If you're incapacitated can I have a list of you next 3 hottest friends?
Is that a banana in your pocket, or you just... carrying a musket because of the Quartering Act.
It's big, like my signature.
Let me press myself against you, you can't stop me…it's my constitutional right.
Let' put the screw back in screwdriver.
Let's be like the original thirteen colonies AND MULTIPLY.
Let's do it in Philadelphia.
Let's drink beer and play with fireworks until somebody has a terrible accident!
Let's say we go back to my place. You put on a wig, I'll call you 'Tory.'
My flag will never fly at half mast as long you're around.
My last girlfriend and I had to call it off. I looked her right in the face and declared myself independent. Also, she was British. Want to make out?
No taxation without representation! But, there is a kiss tax. Strictly enforced and right on the lips.
Now you don't need a penis to vote…but you can still borrow mine.
Oh say can you see... me in your bed tonight
On a scale of one to America, how free are you tonight?
Oooooh say can you seeeeeeee / by the dawn's early light / me in your bed / with last night's sweat still gleaminnnnnng.
Pretend you are the constitution and call me daddy
Sir William Howe... are you doing?
Tell me, does the carpet match the powdered wig?
The 15th Amendment gives the right to vote to anyone with a penis…I'll loan you mine.
The Constitution limits the powers of the government but the powers of my pants are unlimited!
The Continental Congress decreed 'all men are created equal.' But, they didn't say anything about 'all women being created equal.' Because girl, you are too fine!
The government gives you the right to bare your arms but I give you the right to bare everything else.
The government is okay with 18 year olds and so am I!
The grand jury in my pants is waiting to try you.
The inauguration of the new president may come quickly but I won't!
The only thing better than this party is the Revolutionary Party! Am I right? Also, the Tea Party was pretty cool if I'm being honest. And, I want to be honest with you.
The powers of the federal government aren't the only things that need separated.
The verdict is in; you are hot
There's too much power in my pants that needs to be balanced. Will you help me release it?
They call my bedroom the 14th colony.
They can prohibit my alcohol, you intoxicate me enough.
This would be really awkward if you were British.
Thomas Jefferson would have wanted this.
Tonight I will be exercising my freedom of assembly…outside your bedroom window.
Wanna get naked and watch 1776 (that musical about the signing of The Declaration of Independence)?
Wanna meet the foreman of my jury?
Wanna role play? I'll be John Adams and you can be Abigail. They wrote very steamy love letters, you know.
We are endowed by our creator with rights like life, liberty, and the pursuit of orgasm
We have a lot of chemistry. Right now, we're both working on a little something I like to call 'electricity.'
We'll have a balance on powers. You can be on top.
When we get back to my place I'm going to do everything to you that your government can't.
When we touch, it's electric
Whooo! Party like it's 1933!!!!
You be Yankee Doodle, I'll be the pony.
You can be my mate but we won't be doing any running.
You can pay the poll tax personally with me.
You don't have to wait for succession, you're first in line for me.
You don't need a permit to search my pants and seize whatever you find.
You don't need to wait until the next session, you can give me a raise any time.
You forgot to pay your income tax so I'm coming to seize your ASSets.
You have a boyfriend? Have you ever given any thought to seceding from him? I get not wanting to cheat. I'm also a loyalist.
You have the right to bear me in your arms.
You have the right to protest but I don't think you'll want to.
You look great in those knee-high socks, they highlight your weird calves.
You must have been born in Pearl Harbor, because baby you da bomb
You put my heart in double jeopardy
You read, white, and blew my mind.
You're by far the prettiest girl here. The 'Liberty bell' of the ball.
You're so hot it makes me nervous. The hair on my arms are standing up, but not the hair on my head. Hey, have you ever made out with a powdered wig?


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