It’s April Fool’s Day! We have prepared a funny list of April Fool’s Pick Up Lines that are mean and funny. These “Non-Pick up lines” are pick up lines with “NOT” follow ups. These April Fool Day Pick Up Lines typically include a few common and potential exchanges between you and the girl / or guy after you initial pick up comment.
Ps. You should not use these mean pick up lines on the girls that you actually want to be with!
|April Fool's Day Pick Up Lines|
|A - U r Attractive|
B - U r the Best
C - U r Cute
D - U r Dear 2 Me
E - U r Excellent
F - U r Funny
G - U r Good-Looking
H - hehehe
I - I'm
J – JOKING
|Are you an ornithologist?... because my penis is incredibly swollen with blood.|
|Are you Fool proof, or can I trick you into buying me a drink?|
Are you smiling now?
YOU ARE REALLY BITCH
|Boy: my **** is 10 inches |
girl: mine's too
|Boy:Nice hair |
Girl: (removes the wig) there you go! have fun
|Can I buy you a drink? |
Go ahead, but only if you buy my boyfriend one too!
|Damn, girl, you're hot... You look just like my mom.|
|Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because it looks like you landed on your face.|
|Did someone replace the Splenda with cement? Cuz I just got really hard.|
|Do you wanna dance?|
Yeah but not with you!
You must have misunderstood me, I said you look fat in those pants!
|Does beauty run in your family? |
It obviously doesn't in yours!
|Girl, I’d let you flush the toilet while I’m in the shower.|
|Girl, you’re Fool’s gold. And I don’t ever want to know the real thing.|
|Girl: "In all of my years, I've never laid eyes on a more attractive, sensitive, and understanding man. With all of my heart, I adore you. Your eyes are pools of heavenly water, teeming with life and love; your succulent smile crafted as elegantly as Mona Lisa's. Your words could move nations; your voice could soothe beasts. Do me the ultimate pleasure of accepting my eternal devotion to you." |
Boy: "I'm gay."
|Guess what day it is? Let’s fool around. (I’m not joking.)|
|Guy: Do you wanna be the sun of my life? |
Girl: Ok sure
Guy: Then go stand 13. billion miles away from me
|Hey cutie, how 'bout you and I hitting the hot spots? |
Sorry, I don't date outside my species.
|Him Would you like to dance? |
Him I'm sorry. I think you misunderstood me. I said, "You look fat in those pants."
|Him: Has anyone ever told you that you are absolutely beautifull...?? |
Her: (smiles) and says no..
Him: there is a good reaseon for that..
|I bet you put extra sugar in your cereal every morning. |
Aww, because I'm so sweet?
No. Because you're fat as hell.
|I can make your bed rock. |
Oh yeah? An earthquake can too..
|I can see forever in your eyes.|
But all I can see is never in yours.
|I don’t know what it is about today, but I’m fooling in love with you.|
|I have a box full of baby kittens in my room. Wanna see? …April Fool’s! But now that we’re here…|
|I Love "you"! ,|
I Love "you"! ,
I Love "you"! ,
I Love "you"!
Hey! Don't get excited I also Love V, W, X, Y, Z
|I want you to be with me in a nice restaurant|
to have Candle Light Dinner & say those 3 sweet word to you.
Pay The Bill !!!!
|I'd take you to the zoo but you might be mistaken for an elephant|
|Insert pick up line.|
Wanna get laid?
Crawl up a chicken's ass and wait.
|It’s April Fool’s Day, and you look you could turn tricks, baby.|
|Man: May I please sit next to you for a brief moment? |
Woman: Sure :), you`re such a gentleman :).
Man: Would you care for a bit of violent rapage in you`re anus?
|Man: Wanna hear a joke about my C*ck, nevermind, it's too long |
Woman: Wanna hear a joke about my P*ssy, oh wait you'll never get it
|So what do you do for a living?|
I'm a female impersonator.
|Someone, misses you, needs you, worries about you, lonely without you,|
THE MONKEY IN THE ZOO
|That hipster dress is a joke. Better take it off.|
|There's a 'U' in beautiful. |
Yeah, and there's a 'U' in ugly.
|Today, tomorrow and forever there will be one heart that would always beat for you.|
You know whose???
Your Own Stupid
|True love is like a pillow, you can hug when you are in trouble, |
You can cry when you are in pain & you can embrace when you are happy.
So when you need true love spend 100 bucks and buy a pillow.
|U r the most CUTE persons in the world!|
Just a second, don't misunderstand.
|Whats small, rough, and painful to put in your ass? |
|When I call u:|
1 ring means : I am missing yoU
2 ring means : I like u
3 ring means : I am thinking of u
4 ring means : I need u
5 ring means : Idiot pick up the phone.
|Why Do Fools Fall in Love|
|Yeah, with your blood|
Hey baby wanna paint the whole town red?
Yeah, with your blood
|You make an April Fool out of me every day.|
|You put the “oh oh” in “fool.”|
|You’re cute. April Fool’s! You’re MINDBLOWINGLY SEXY.|
|Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Damn I Was A Fool For Trusting You.|