It’s April Fool’s Day! We have prepared a funny list of April Fool’s Pick Up Lines that are mean and funny. These “Non-Pick up lines” are pick up lines with “NOT” follow ups. These April Fool Day Pick Up Lines typically include a few common and potential exchanges between you and the girl / or guy after you initial pick up comment.

Ps. You should not use these mean pick up lines on the girls that you actually want to be with!

April Fool's Day Pick Up Lines
A - U r Attractive
B - U r the Best
C - U r Cute
D - U r Dear 2 Me
E - U r Excellent
F - U r Funny
G - U r Good-Looking
H - hehehe
I - I'm
J – JOKING
Are you an ornithologist?... because my penis is incredibly swollen with blood.
Are you Fool proof, or can I trick you into buying me a drink?
Beautiful
Intelligent
Talented
Cute
Hilarious

Are you smiling now?
YOU ARE REALLY BITCH
Boy: my **** is 10 inches
girl: mine's too
Boy:Nice hair
Girl: (removes the wig) there you go! have fun
Can I buy you a drink?
Go ahead, but only if you buy my boyfriend one too!
Damn, girl, you're hot... You look just like my mom.
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because it looks like you landed on your face.
Did someone replace the Splenda with cement? Cuz I just got really hard.
Do you wanna dance?
Yeah but not with you!
You must have misunderstood me, I said you look fat in those pants!
Does beauty run in your family?
It obviously doesn't in yours!
Girl, I’d let you flush the toilet while I’m in the shower.
Girl, you’re Fool’s gold. And I don’t ever want to know the real thing.
Girl: "In all of my years, I've never laid eyes on a more attractive, sensitive, and understanding man. With all of my heart, I adore you. Your eyes are pools of heavenly water, teeming with life and love; your succulent smile crafted as elegantly as Mona Lisa's. Your words could move nations; your voice could soothe beasts. Do me the ultimate pleasure of accepting my eternal devotion to you."
Boy: "I'm gay."
Guess what day it is? Let’s fool around. (I’m not joking.)
Guy: Do you wanna be the sun of my life?
Girl: Ok sure
Guy: Then go stand 13. billion miles away from me
Hey cutie, how 'bout you and I hitting the hot spots?
Sorry, I don't date outside my species.
Him Would you like to dance?
Her NO!
Him I'm sorry. I think you misunderstood me. I said, "You look fat in those pants."
Him: Has anyone ever told you that you are absolutely beautifull...??
Her: (smiles) and says no..
Him: there is a good reaseon for that..
I bet you put extra sugar in your cereal every morning.
Aww, because I'm so sweet?
No. Because you're fat as hell.
I can make your bed rock.
Oh yeah? An earthquake can too..
I can see forever in your eyes.
But all I can see is never in yours.
I don’t know what it is about today, but I’m fooling in love with you.
I have a box full of baby kittens in my room. Wanna see? …April Fool’s! But now that we’re here…
I Love "you"! ,
I Love "you"! ,
I Love "you"! ,
I Love "you"!
Hey! Don't get excited I also Love V, W, X, Y, Z
I want you to be with me in a nice restaurant
to have Candle Light Dinner & say those 3 sweet word to you.

Pay The Bill !!!!
Foolllllllllll
I'd take you to the zoo but you might be mistaken for an elephant
Insert pick up line.
Wanna get laid?
TOTALLY!
Crawl up a chicken's ass and wait.
It’s April Fool’s Day, and you look you could turn tricks, baby.
Man: May I please sit next to you for a brief moment?
Woman: Sure :), you`re such a gentleman :).
Man: Would you care for a bit of violent rapage in you`re anus?
Man: Wanna hear a joke about my C*ck, nevermind, it's too long
Woman: Wanna hear a joke about my P*ssy, oh wait you'll never get it
So what do you do for a living?
I'm a female impersonator.
Someone, misses you, needs you, worries about you, lonely without you,
Guess Who?
THE MONKEY IN THE ZOO
That hipster dress is a joke. Better take it off.
There's a 'U' in beautiful.
Yeah, and there's a 'U' in ugly.
Today, tomorrow and forever there will be one heart that would always beat for you.
You know whose???
Your Own Stupid
Aprill Fooooooolllllllll
True love is like a pillow, you can hug when you are in trouble,
You can cry when you are in pain & you can embrace when you are happy.
So when you need true love spend 100 bucks and buy a pillow.
U r the most CUTE persons in the world!
Just a second, don't misunderstand.

CUTE means:
Creating
Useless
Troubles
Everywhere
Whats small, rough, and painful to put in your ass?
Sandpaper
When I call u:
1 ring means : I am missing yoU
2 ring means : I like u
3 ring means : I am thinking of u
4 ring means : I need u
5 ring means : Idiot pick up the phone.
Why Do Fools Fall in Love
Yeah, with your blood
Hey baby wanna paint the whole town red?
Yeah, with your blood
You make an April Fool out of me every day.
You put the “oh oh” in “fool.”
You’re cute. April Fool’s! You’re MINDBLOWINGLY SEXY.
Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Damn I Was A Fool For Trusting You.


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