79 Columbus Day and Sailor Pick Up Lines

Columbus day is a cool holiday that relate to the new world, ships, sea and sailing. Flirt with your loved one or complete strangers with these hot and cheesy pick up lines. They relate to Columbus Day and Christopher Columbus.

Christopher Columbus Day and Sailor Pick Up Lines
A night with me won't go flat, because Columbus makes the world go round!	Copy This.
Are we head-to-wind? Because I think I luff you…	Copy This.
Are you seaworthy? Because I’m going to ride you till dawn.	Copy This.
Babe ahoy!	Copy This.
Can you help me navigate my way around that Wonderbra?	Copy This.
Care to see me turn my dingy into a yacht?	Copy This.
Columbus Day: the only day where white conservatives celebrate a Hispanic guy coming to America.	Copy This.
Columbus discovered the new world; I want to discover your body.	Copy This.
Come to this continent often?	Copy This.
Cute hat. It would look even better on your head, between my legs.	Copy This.
DO YOU KNOW HOW TO FIRE A CANON???	Copy This.
Do you want to get some tuna fish and field mouse pudding?	Copy This.
Do you want to go back to my place and see what you’re defending?	Copy This.
Dowwwwwwn periscope!	Copy This.
Excuse me, can you tell me if my boat shoes are, like, regulation?	Copy This.
For a sailor, you seem so grounded.	Copy This.
Get ready to man your torpedo, sailor.	Copy This.
God I love a man in…my neighborhood bar.	Copy This.
HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A SHARK???	Copy This.
Hey babe, ever wondered why I am the capital of Ohio?	Copy This.
Hey babe, want to go sailing over my bounty main?	Copy This.
Hey babe, can I see your Bermuda Triangle?	Copy This.
Hey babe, did you know I'm a better lover than Ferdinand Magellan?	Copy This.
Hey babe, did you know you are the perfect cure for seasickness?	Copy This.
Hey babe, even though I am an admiral, I'm definitely not all wet when it comes to romance.	Copy This.
Hey babe, I want to be captain of your ship.	Copy This.
Hey babe, I'd like to celebrate my holiday with you.	Copy This.
Hey babe, I'd like to discover you as much as I discovered America.	Copy This.
Hey babe, I'd like to explore your world.	Copy This.
Hey babe, I'm definitely not a half-mast guy.	Copy This.
Hey babe, this torpedo will be in your ass soon.	Copy This.
Hey babe, want to give new meaning to the phrase ‘sleeping with the fishes'?	Copy This.
Hey babe, want to play explorers and Indians?	Copy This.
Hey babe, want to take a ride on my Nina, Pinta, and Santa Maria?	Copy This.
Hey babe, you're the first person I want to be with in a shipwreck.	Copy This.
Hey baby, looks like your boat needs some seamen…and I have the perfect crew.	Copy This.
Hey baby, you should see my other sailor moon costume.	Copy This.
Hey girl! You’re like an island where everyone wants to dock his ship.	Copy This.
Hey sailor, you’re the coke to my cola!	Copy This.
Hey sexy! may I drop my anchor into your island?	Copy This.
Hey, sailor. Got any sweater vests that need bedazzling?	Copy This.
How about you and me taking a voyage to Motel-6?	Copy This.
How many gold doubloons for a lap dance?	Copy This.
I can get a great deal on a fancy hotel room if I bring you with me.	Copy This.
I can show you a brand new world.	Copy This.
I consider it is my duty to debunk the popular misconception that you are flat.	Copy This.
I don’t have sea legs, but I can really hold my tequila.	Copy This.
I must be Columbus, because I'm going to explore you all night.	Copy This.
I must be hunting treasure because I’m digging your chest.	Copy This.
I swear I am disease free.	Copy This.
I was hoping you’re a sucker for a centerboard.	Copy This.
I've got a sea monster in my pants!	Copy This.
I’ll put the wind in your sails if you raise my mast.	Copy This.
I’m not a sailor, but I have lots of STDs like one.	Copy This.
If all three of you come home with me, I'll name my ships after you.	Copy This.
If scurvy isn’t contagious, I think we should go home together.	Copy This.
If you have an anchor tattoo on your bicep, I will seriously marry you this second.	Copy This.
If you’re looking for dry land, you may be disappointed later.	Copy This.
Is that a shark in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?	Copy This.
It’s Fleet Week! Wanna have a one-night stand… seven times?	Copy This.
Kiss me, I'm salty!	Copy This.
Let's celebrate Columbus day by walking into someone's house and telling them we live there now.	Copy This.
Let’s go out and BOTH drink like sailors.	Copy This.
Maybe the Washington Redskins could celebrate Columbus Day by giving up their team name.	Copy This.
My horrible boyfriend’s got me at the end of my rope. Can you throw me a pickup line?	Copy This.
My peg-leg’s ribbed for your pleasure.	Copy This.
Oh Santa Maria!	Copy This.
Please, I've been at sea for five months, I beg you!	Copy This.
Remember, Columbus didn't actually discover America, it was Kanye.	Copy This.
S.O.S. (I’m Sold On Sailors.)	Copy This.
See this hook? Variable speed with five alternate attachments, Baby.	Copy This.
So how long have you been the government’s foxiest employee?	Copy This.
That's not a compass in my pocket, I'm just glad to see you.	Copy This.
The world is round.	Copy This.
There are plenty of fish in the sea, but I’m the only single one in this bar. Wanna make out?	Copy This.
What do you say we go behind this rock and seal the deal.	Copy This.
When Columbus came to America there wasn't any government. Look how far we've come.	Copy This.
When I see you my main sail raises.	Copy This.
Why don’t you come back to my place, and we can do some world shaking of our own.	Copy This.