The Easter is a happy holiday filled with Easter bunny, Easter egg, and chocolate. We have compiled the best list of Easter holiday themed pick up lines for you to use. These lines can be funny, clean, and sometimes a little dirty. Happy Easter to you and hope you can pick up the guys or girls of your dreams. Use our cheesy and corny Easter related pick-up lines.
| Easter and Easter Bunny Pick Up Lines | |
|---|---|
| Are you cold? You look like you could use some hot chocolate… Well, here I am! | |
| Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's outta business. | |
| Can I buy you a Easter Egg or do you just want the money? | |
| Can you pull this heart-shaped arrow out of my butt? A damn little kid with wings shot me. | |
| Come back to my place - I'll give you a Peeps show. | |
| Do you bleach your teeth? ‘Cause your smile lights up the entire room like a candle in the dark. Let's go prove it. | |
| Do you know hop? Because your body is really kickin'. | |
| Do you know what I did last night? I put Easter eggs in a heart shape for you to find! | |
| Easter! I hardly even knew her. | |
| Even the Chocolate factory doesn't make candy as sweet as you. | |
| Ever done it on a pile of artificial grass? | |
| Ever get it on with a rodent? | |
| Ever made out on a pile of artificial grass? | |
| Excuse me, but I think I dropped something. MY JAW! | |
| Excuse me, I'd like to have kids someday, and I wanted to know how your parents created such a beautiful creature. | |
| Hey baby, I heard that rabbits, can make 150 babies a year, how many do you think we can make in an hour? | |
| Hey, do you want to go on an Easter egg hunt? I'm sure you'll find something surprising in my pants. | |
| Hey. You know the phrase ‘screwing like rabbits'? I think you and I can do better, want to try. | |
| Hi, I'm the Easter Bunny and I don't care if you are naughty or nice! | |
| How about I get you an Easter egg tomorrow morning. Do you want it chocolate or fertilized. | |
| How much does a polar bear weigh? [How much?] Enough to break the ice… Hi, I'm Easter Bunny! | |
| I came here looking for a little tail. | |
| I contributed some fur to Letterman's hairpiece | |
| I could never Passover you. | |
| I don't normally put all my eggs in one basket, but I wanna be your number one bunny, honey. | |
| I gave up hotties for Lent. Thank God Easter is here. | |
| I just had to come talk with you. Sweetness is my weakness. | |
| I know milk does a body good, but baby, how much have you been drinking? | |
| I live in a hutch filled with vibrating cedar chips | |
| I must be a snowflake, because I've fallen for you. | |
| I normally don't put all my eggs in one basket, but I'd love to be your honey bunny. | |
| I play the field, and it looks like I just hit a home run with you. | |
| I'll show you where Easter eggs come from - you may be surprised! | |
| I'm being managed by Don King again | |
| I'm in the mood to multiply. | |
| I'm just like an Easter bunny - sweet, but hollow on the inside. | |
| I'm on a hunt - for your number. | |
| I'll be honest with you. I'm like an Easter Bunny, delicious but hollow inside. | |
| I'll show you where Easter eggs come from — you may be surprised! | |
| I'm in the mood to multiply, baby! | |
| I'm not trying to impress you or anything, but… I'm The Easter Bunny! | |
| If you come back to my place, I'll give you a 'peeps' show. | |
| Inheriting eighty million chocolate eggs doesn't mean much when you have a weak heart. | |
| It's Easter - Jesus came back from the dead today. I think we can make this work! | |
| Let me hide my Easter eggs in you! | |
| Look, Jesus came back from the dead today. I think we can make this work. | |
| Me without you is like the Easter egg hunt without the Easter Eggs. | |
| My ears are not the only things that are long! | |
| My foot isn't the only part of me that's lucky! | |
| My love for you is like hot chocolate, I just can't hold on to it. | |
| My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me any time you want to. | |
| Nice to meet you, I'm Bunny. Easter Bunny and you are…gorgeous! | |
| Ouch! My big teeth hurt! [Why?] Because you are soooo sweet! | |
| Since I'm all about chocolate, how 'bout a little sugar? | |
| There is a good reason why there are so many rabbits, baby! | |
| There's an Easter parade in my pants... wanna go? | |
| Wanna Multiply? | |
| Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes? | |
| What do potatoes and I have in common? We both have eyes for you and we both want to hit the sack! | |
| You are like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts. | |
| You are so beautiful that you give the sun a reason to shine. | |
| You are so fine, I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of you! | |
| You can be my chocolate bunny. I'll start by nibbling on your ears and save your behind for last. | |
| You look cold. Want to use me as a fur jacket? | |
| You make me melt like hot fudge on a sundae. | |
| You must be a Snickers, because you satisfy me. | |
| You put the cream in my eggs. | |
| You're not Jewish, are you? | |
| You're not just some bunny... you're my bunny. | |
| You're a good egg. |
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