102 Fourth of July Independence Day Pick Up Lines

Fourth of July is the Independence Day holiday that is filled with fireworks, party, and fun. Enjoy and fully celebrate this awesome holiday. Hit and pick up that hot girl or guy with the best pick up lines. These patriotic and American flag themed pick up lines will surely do the flirting trick for you. Use them this July Fourth to score for the big Independence day event.

Fourth of July Independence Day Pick Up Lines
"The pursuit of happiness" means it's cool to hit on you, right?	Copy This.
18 year old's can exercise their rights in government and on me!	Copy This.
Are you a British Loyalist? Because you're making me rethink this whole "independence" thing.	Copy This.
Baby I can last for waaaayyyy more than 2 terms.	Copy This.
Baby I'll make you see stars and stripes	Copy This.
Baby, you remind me of the constitution, because you look like a national treasure	Copy This.
Baby, you're a firework.	Copy This.
Because of my rights related to eminent domain, you have to compensate me for stealing my heart.	Copy This.
Can I, like, annex you?	Copy This.
Don't tell me you're one of those 4th of July apologists. Just kidding, I don't think that's a thing. Thirsty?	Copy This.
Excuse me but I'm looking for weapons of ass destruction.	Copy This.
Girl, you're so beautiful. I'd cross the Delaware River to be with you. Or even the Raritan River.	Copy This.
Give me your panties or give me death.	Copy This.
Hey baby, are you ready for your trial? I'm afraid it has to be a speedy one.	Copy This.
Hey the alcohol's back! Now let's get drunk and screw.	Copy This.
How about that George Grenville? What a boob!	Copy This.
How would you win over the heart of a patriot?	Copy This.
I actually wrote 'the British are coming.' Well, I didn't write it per say, but I did say it once to one of my friends. And, it was pretty loud, so there's a good chance Revere heard it. So, I pretty much wrote it. Anyway, want to make out?	Copy This.
I believe all lady parts deserve equal representation	Copy This.
I don't normally like girls who wear red coats. But, for you I'll make an exception.	Copy This.
I had baked beans last night, it was not a pretty scene in my bathroom. Talk about the Boston massacre! Anyway, want to make out?	Copy This.
I have a district that has been underrepresented in Congress with you, but the 23rd Amendment now says I need to be let in.	Copy This.
I have a great relationship with my mother… country.	Copy This.
I hope we stay together forever. Let's knock on wood. Here, use my teeth!	Copy This.
I know Benjamin Franklin.	Copy This.
I will go full-term in your oval office	Copy This.
I wish I were the Speaker of the House and you the President Pro Temp of the Senate so I could be above you in the “order of succession.”	Copy This.
I'd start a revolution for your number.	Copy This.
I'd try to give you a fair trial but you have no peers.	Copy This.
I'll be your slave, it's okay, it's not involuntary.	Copy This.
I'll do your process.	Copy This.
I'll have you exercising your right to free speech all night long	Copy This.
I'll put my John Hancock on your bar tab if you hang out with me for a while.	Copy This.
I'm a man without a country. Can I be a citizen of you?	Copy This.
I'm arresting you for breaking the 8th amendment because you...are excessively fine!	Copy This.
I'm glad there's freedom of religion because I worship you.	Copy This.
I'm like fireworks: smokin', fun, and illegal in many states. Also, there are some really creepy billboards about me on the interstate.	Copy This.
I'm not a fan of Parliament. Unless, it's the band Parliament Funkadelic. Which doesn't mean anything to you right now, but you'll see what I'm talking about in a few hundred years. I'm from the future!	Copy This.
I've been directly elected to fill the vacancy in your senate!	Copy This.
If you ask me if I love you I'll have to plead the 5th. Don't want to incriminate myself.	Copy This.
If you can tell me the difference between Flag Day and the 4th of July, I will buy you a drink. If you can't tell me the difference between Flag Day and the 4th of July, I will also buy you a drink.	Copy This.
If you declare me sovereign of your pants I promise I can do no wrong.	Copy This.
If you're incapacitated can I have a list of you next 3 hottest friends?	Copy This.
Is that a banana in your pocket, or you just... carrying a musket because of the Quartering Act.	Copy This.
It's big, like my signature.	Copy This.
Let me press myself against you, you can't stop me…it's my constitutional right.	Copy This.
Let' put the screw back in screwdriver.	Copy This.
Let's be like the original thirteen colonies AND MULTIPLY.	Copy This.
Let's do it in Philadelphia.	Copy This.
Let's drink beer and play with fireworks until somebody has a terrible accident!	Copy This.
Let's say we go back to my place. You put on a wig, I'll call you 'Tory.'	Copy This.
My flag will never fly at half mast as long you're around.	Copy This.
My last girlfriend and I had to call it off. I looked her right in the face and declared myself independent. Also, she was British. Want to make out?	Copy This.
No taxation without representation! But, there is a kiss tax. Strictly enforced and right on the lips.	Copy This.
Now you don't need a penis to vote…but you can still borrow mine.	Copy This.
Oh say can you see... me in your bed tonight	Copy This.
On a scale of one to America, how free are you tonight?	Copy This.
Oooooh say can you seeeeeeee / by the dawn's early light / me in your bed / with last night's sweat still gleaminnnnnng.	Copy This.
Pretend you are the constitution and call me daddy	Copy This.
Sir William Howe... are you doing?	Copy This.
Tell me, does the carpet match the powdered wig?	Copy This.
The 15th Amendment gives the right to vote to anyone with a penis…I'll loan you mine.	Copy This.
The Constitution limits the powers of the government but the powers of my pants are unlimited!	Copy This.
The Continental Congress decreed 'all men are created equal.' But, they didn't say anything about 'all women being created equal.' Because girl, you are too fine!	Copy This.
The government gives you the right to bare your arms but I give you the right to bare everything else.	Copy This.
The government is okay with 18 year old's and so am I!	Copy This.
The grand jury in my pants is waiting to try you.	Copy This.
The inauguration of the new president may come quickly but I won't!	Copy This.
The only thing better than this party is the Revolutionary Party! Am I right? Also, the Tea Party was pretty cool if I'm being honest. And, I want to be honest with you.	Copy This.
The powers of the federal government aren't the only things that need separated.	Copy This.
The verdict is in; you are hot	Copy This.
There's too much power in my pants that needs to be balanced. Will you help me release it?	Copy This.
They call my bedroom the 14th colony.	Copy This.
They can prohibit my alcohol, you intoxicate me enough.	Copy This.
This would be really awkward if you were British.	Copy This.
Thomas Jefferson would have wanted this.	Copy This.
Tonight I will be exercising my freedom of assembly…outside your bedroom window.	Copy This.
Wanna get naked and watch 1776 (that musical about the signing of The Declaration of Independence)?	Copy This.
Wanna meet the foreman of my jury?	Copy This.
Wanna role play? I'll be John Adams and you can be Abigail. They wrote very steamy love letters, you know.	Copy This.
We are endowed by our creator with rights like life, liberty, and the pursuit of orgasm	Copy This.
We have a lot of chemistry. Right now, we're both working on a little something I like to call 'electricity.'	Copy This.
We'll have a balance on powers. You can be on top.	Copy This.
When we get back to my place I'm going to do everything to you that your government can't.	Copy This.
When we touch, it's electric	Copy This.
Whooo! Party like it's 1933!!!!	Copy This.
You be Yankee Doodle, I'll be the pony.	Copy This.
You can be my mate but we won't be doing any running.	Copy This.
You can pay the poll tax personally with me.	Copy This.
You don't have to wait for succession, you're first in line for me.	Copy This.
You don't need a permit to search my pants and seize whatever you find.	Copy This.
You don't need to wait until the next session, you can give me a raise any time.	Copy This.
You forgot to pay your income tax so I'm coming to seize your ASSets.	Copy This.
You have a boyfriend? Have you ever given any thought to seceding from him? I get not wanting to cheat. I'm also a loyalist.	Copy This.
You have the right to bear me in your arms.	Copy This.
You have the right to protest but I don't think you'll want to.	Copy This.
You look great in those knee-high socks, they highlight your weird calves.	Copy This.
You must have been born in Pearl Harbor, because baby you da bomb	Copy This.
You put my heart in double jeopardy	Copy This.
You read, white, and blew my mind.	Copy This.
You're by far the prettiest girl here. The 'Liberty bell' of the ball.	Copy This.
You're so hot it makes me nervous. The hair on my arms are standing up, but not the hair on my head. Hey, have you ever made out with a powdered wig?	Copy This.