62 Irish and St. Patrick's Day Pick Up Lines [Funny, Dirty, Cheesy]

Irish and St. Patrick’s day is a fun holiday to pick up the guys or girls that you like. Use these holiday themed pick up lines specifically for St. Patrick’s day! Wish you the best of luck to make these lines work, and find the ones that you love. Use these pick up lines as flirty exchanged with your loved ones too!

Irish and St. Patrick's Day Pick Up Lines
Are you from Ireland? 'Cause my dick's-a-Dublin!
Come on! Let's drink green beer. Let's do green jello shots. Where is your St. Patrick's Day spirits?
Come over to my place and I'll show you my Lucky Charms.
Did my eyes just turn green? Because when I see you, I feel like I'm getting lucky.
Did you know what a real Irishman wears under his kilt? Nothing … Irishmen don't wear kilts.
Don't tell anybody, but I have a fridge full of Shamrock shakes back in my apartment, I'm taking one person at a time.
Everyone keeps talking about this Kelly Green lady. Are you her? No? Then what is your name?
Forget the wearing of the green and let's get right to the wearing of your ass like a hat!
Hey baby, you make my shamrock shake.
How many Leprechauns does it take to break the ice? None, I'm [insert your name].
How'd you like to help put the Irish Spring back into me shillelagh?
I caught a leprechaun today but I'll let you have him because he did his job: I was lucky enough to meet you.
I don't have four leaves, but if you pluck me, I'll give you luck!
I gave up beer and beautiful strangers for Lent. Glad I'm not Catholic.
I may not have four leaves, but if you kiss me, I'll bring you luck!
I thought your smile was the shimmer from a pot of gold so I followed it and found something as bright and beautiful as a rainbow at the end: YOU.
I understand you're catholic, so pull down my zipper and I'll introduce you to my holy trinity.
I'd appreciate it if you kissed me today even if it's just based on my ethnicity.
I'd be delighted if you shared this magical pot of gold with me.
I'm "Dublin" my efforts to get you to go out with me.
I'm hoping to get lucky with a real blonde so would you lift up your skirt and show me if you have a pot of gold.
I'm Irish, wanna taste my lucky charms?
I'm Irish! Do you have any Irish in you? Would you like some?
If you don't go on a date with me, the leprechauns have already won!
If you don't sleep with me, the leprechauns have already won!
Interested in 50 shades of green?
Irish you were my lover.
Irish you were my lover.
Irish you were naked.
Is that a shillelagh in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
Is that a snake in your pants or are you just happy to see me?
It doesn't take a Guinness to realize you're the best-looking guy/girl here.
Kiss me, I'm Irish.
Lassie, it's your ancestral duty to drive the snake out of my pants!
Let's go out again so we can share a pot of gold. Tequila gold, that is.
Little known fact: St. Patrick invented green beer, peeing in the street and awkward introductions. Hi, I'm [insert name].
My lips are like the Blarney Stone - kiss them for good luck.
My lips are like the Blarney Stone. Kiss them for good luck and the gift of the gab.
So you actually kissed the Blarney Stone? Tongue or no tongue?
St. Patrick blessed me with luck today because I stumbled upon someone as hot as you.
St. Patrick's Day is like Valentine's Day with beer, so let's drink to love.
The idiot bartender served us one too many of these traditional Irish beers, I think it's pronounced Gih-ness. You want it?
Tip o' the Trojan to ye!
Top of the morning to you. Beg your pardon, I'd like to be on top of you in the morning.
Top of the morning. Wanna screw?
Wanna pet my Irish setter. You're making him stand at attention.
Well you caught me lassie! Now I can grant ye one wish, as long as it involves a date!
Well, lass, we're the only ones still standing. How about a go?
Well, ye caught me, lass! Now I can grant ye one wish, as long as it involves sex.
Why don't you be like St. Patrick and drive the snake out of my pants?
Why don't you come catch a leprechaun with me. Maybe together we'll get Lucky!
Yes, it's a shillelagh in my pocket, and, yes, I am happy to meet you.
You look magically delicious and I just happen to be a cereal dater.
You look magically delicious, and I just happen to be a cereal lovemaker.
You make me feel like I'm the Republic of Ireland because since I started looking at you, my penis is Dublin.
You make my pants want to get up and Riverdance.
You must be part leprechaun because everything you touch turns to gold.
You're wearing green, I'm wearing green, we have so much in common that we should get together and go out sometime.
You've already had seven Irish car bombs (Green beers)? Brilliant!
You’re my pot of gold . . .and I’d like to make a deposit.
Your name must be Danny Boy, cause your pipe is calling me.
Yow, St. Pat must have chased all the snakes to this place.