| Am I ap-peeling to you? (Banana) | |
| Are you a ghost? Because you’ve been haunting my dreams. | |
| Are you being a ghost for Halloween, or are you just my boo? | |
| Are you dressed up as a tree? Cause you’re giving me wood. | |
| Are you dressed up as Beyonce? Cause you look Boo-ti-licious | |
| Arrrr. Wanna search me for buried treasure (Pirate) | |
| At this point, I’ll take anything. (Prisoner) | |
| Baby, I'm a necrophiliac. How good are you at playing dead? | |
| Baby, I'm burning for you. | |
| Call me a pirate and give me that booty | |
| Can I call you my boo? | |
| Did you know there are 206 bones in the human body? Would you mind one more? (Skeleton) | |
| Do you have a little zombie in you?...Would you like to? | |
| Do you really remember Cleopatra? I’ll make you forget her! (Vampire) | |
| Don't toy with my Heart (Chucky) | |
| Don't worry, those warts on my face aren't anywhere else. | |
| Excuse me, Miss, could you sign for this package? (UPS Guy) | |
| Gees, What cute kids. Would you like to go back to my place and practice. | |
| Girl, you make my crotch rise from the dead. | |
| Girl, you make my crotch rise from the dead. | |
| Good thing I’m here, it has to be illegal to look that good. (Policeman) | |
| Halloween is the night of darkness. But you are brighter than an angel. | |
| Hello Boo-tiful | |
| Hello, I am the answer to you’re prayers. (Angel) | |
| Hey Baby, wanna find out why they call me Pumpkin-Head? | |
| Hey baby, you’ve captured my eye. Could I have it back? It’s the only one I’ve got, to fall in love with you at first sight. | |
| Hey Cinderella, must be time I took you home. It’s nearly midnight! | |
| Hey pumpkin – I bet I can put a smile on your face. | |
| Hey there, ever done it in a cardboard box? (Hobo) | |
| Hey there, have heard that rigor mortisis the new Viagra? (Zombie) | |
| Hey, Are you made of candy? (Why?) because you look sooo sweet! | |
| Hey, Baby do you want to see what tricks my treat could do with you in them! | |
| Hey, Baby, did you know they call me PumpkinHead? | |
| Hey, my parents are out of town. That means we have the haunted mansion all to ourselves. | |
| Hi, I'm a zombie, can I eat you out? | |
| I am a mean green machine | |
| I am drawn to your light. (Mothman) | |
| I can see a date in our future. | |
| I can’t find a costume for Halloween, so can I just go as your boyfriend? | |
| I didn’t know that my favorite Halloween treat came in life size! | |
| I don’t know what the trick is, but you certainly are a treat. | |
| I don’t want your candy, what I really want is your number. | |
| I have got your love on Loch. | |
| I hear this house is haunted… we better stick together. | |
| I heard there is a vampire on the loose you better stay with me tonight. | |
| I like your wart, want to see a few of mine? (Witch) | |
| I love you pumpkin! | |
| I should have dressed up as a ghost tonight so I could let you under my sheets. | |
| I wanna bob for your apples. | |
| I want a taste of your Milky Way. | |
| I want to ask you out, but I’ve got butterflies in my stomach. And worms. And maggots… | |
| I want to put my Tootsie Roll in your basket. | |
| I will eat you out. (Hannibal) | |
| I will give you my heart and this other guy's heart. | |
| I will make you scream. | |
| I would totally carve your pumpkin. | |
| I'm an animal in the bedroom. (Werewolf) | |
| I'm head over heels for you. (Headless Horseman) | |
| I'm really good with my organ. (Phantom of the Operas) | |
| I'm really great with tongues (Harry Potter) | |
| I'm tired of this old broom. Got anything else I can ride? | |
| I've got some wicked feelings brewing for you. | |
| I’m a handsome prince and my sword is no trick. | |
| I’m no vampire but I’m fine with getting no sleep and biting your neck all night. | |
| I’m trying to work up the nerve to ask you out, but I’ve got butterflies in my stomach. And worms. And maggots. | |
| I’ve got a rubber mask and you’ve got the candy- let’s go trick or treating. | |
| I’ve this hunger inside of me that I’ve never felt in my entire life. | |
| If I were a zombie, I’d eat you first. | |
| If you play your cards right, you might be the one who sucks tonight. (Vampire) | |
| If you think I’m hot now, wait until you see what I turn into at midnight. | |
| If you were a jack-o'-lantern, I'd totally light your candle. | |
| Is it true what they say about the size of a man’s canine teeth? | |
| Is that a bat in your pocket, or does my costume excite you? | |
| Is that a magic wand in your pocket or are you just happy to see me? | |
| Is that some candy in your pocket or are you just happy to see me? | |
| It's alive! It's alive! (Frankenstein) | |
| Let's go for a bite. (Vampire) | |
| Let’s head back to your place, since I’m going there anyway. (Devil) | |
| Like to play with my Halloween candy bag! | |
| Listen to them, children of the night. Let’s give them some competition. | |
| May I ride your broomstick? I lost mine. | |
| Mmm baby! You’re decomposing in ALL the right places! | |
| My dad's a doctor, ya know? (Frankenstein) | |
| My name isn't Sully, but you could be my Boo. | |
| My real costume is at home in a box under my bed. | |
| My striped stockings would look great on your bedroom floor. | |
| Nice pumpkins! And I like your boobs, too. | |
| Nurse, can I have a little sugar to help the medicine go down. (Nurse) | |
| Of course I like long walks by the moonlight. Just no cuddling by the fireplace. That reminds me of torches and angry mobs. (Frankenstein) | |
| Oh my, you look dead, sexy. (Zombie) | |
| Ooh, you look boo-tilicious! | |
| Pardon me for drooling, but without my jaw, I can't help myself. | |
| Pardon me. I hate to interrupt, but you’ve captured my eye. Could I have it back? It’s the only one I’ve got, to fall in love with you at first sight. | |
| Please come home with me. You never know what I’ll turn into, at midnight! | |
| Please say you love me for my bodies again. (Frankenstein) | |
| Please, Lady, come home with me. You never know what I'll turn into, at midnight! | |
| Prove that I'm not a zombie? Well, your brain is pretty much the only part of you I'm not interested in. | |
| So, what do you turn into at midnight? | |
| That is quite a booty you’ve got there. (Pirate) | |
| That mask is becoming on you. If it were me, I’d be coming too. | |
| That pirate outfit looks really hot on you. Wanna search me for buried treasure? | |
| That skeleton over there wanted to ask you for your number, but, unlike me, he didn’t have the guts. | |
| That’s a nice pussy; the costume is pretty good too. (Black Cat) | |
| That’s a nice set of buns you got there, mind if I stick my foot-long there? (Hotdog) | |
| That’s a nice Witch costume, but you won’t be needing the broom anymore, because you’ve already swept me off my feet. | |
| The skeleton over there didn’t have the guts to get your number for me, so here I am. | |
| There’s no trick in these pants. | |
| Til death do us part and then some dear. (Frankenstein) | |
| To a pirate: That’s quite a booty you’ve got there. | |
| To the cute zombie: You look dead sexy. Mostly dead, but still sexy. | |
| To the girl not wearing a costume: Lucky girl, you don’t need Halloween. You look like an angel every day. | |
| Trick or treat at my place and I guarantee you’ll get a full-size Snickers bar! | |
| Tricks aren’t really my thing. But you’re sure a treat. | |
| Wanna find out how many licks it takes to get to the center of my Tootsie Pop? | |
| Wanna scissor? (A Nightmare on Elm Street film ) | |
| Wanna see my little green thing? | |
| Wanna see my Trojan Horse? (Greek) | |
| Wanna try something I'm working on. I call it love potion number 69. | |
| Want to be part of my costume? I’ll let you under my sheets. (Ghost) | |
| Want to find out what I turn into at midnight? | |
| We were made for each other. (Frankenstein's bride) | |
| What up, would it offend you if I humped your leg? (Werewolf) | |
| What's a nice ghoul like you doing in a crypt like this? | |
| When I give you my hand in marriage, it will take on a literal meaning that nobody expects. (Frankenstein) | |
| When I saw you walk in, I got so hot, my skin melted. Literally. Around here, it’s an “in” look. | |
| Who am I to judge a woman because she has two left feet? (Frankenstein) | |
| Why don’t we go somewhere where I can stick a candle in your jack-o-lantern? | |
| Why’d you dress up as princess, when you could have simply come in plain clothes as the most beautiful girl at the Halloween party? | |
| Wow, You must be the pretty princess the evil queen is trying to get rid of. | |
| You complete me, literally. (Frankenstein) | |
| You know what they say... Big Feet. | |
| You look dead sexy. Literally. | |
| You look so boo-tilicious! | |
| You look so good, you’re making my man-bits rise from the dead. | |
| You make me hard. | |
| You must be tired, because you’ve been running through my nightmares all night! | |
| You must love Halloween! You don’t need to change to dress up as an angel. | |
| You should come back to my place and meet my pussy. | |
| You should dress up as a baker for Halloween with that set of buns. | |
| You should try my famous candy-corn chowder. Wanna come over for dinner next Friday? | |
| You wanna take a ride on my broomstick? | |
| You’re giving me shivers… and not because of that costume. | |
| You’re the only treat I want in my sack this Halloween. | |
| Your costume looks complicated. Need help taking it off? | |
| Your mausoleum or mine? (Frankenstein) | |
| Your such a treat that I thought my eyes were playing tricks on me. | |
| Your treat or mine? | |
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