281 TV Shows Pick Up Lines

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TV Shows Pick Up Lines 
I'd like to hang out at your peach pit90210
I'm a spring princess, so consider yourself sprung!90210
Check out my sweet buns30 Rock
Flute-playing enhances my finger dexterity30 Rock
Going out with you would be my biggest break since the rural juror30 Rock
I always wear my speical hat in bed30 Rock
I love you almost as much as I love television30 Rock
I'm a real good sex person30 Rock
Let's run away on that boat I stole from some white guy30 Rock
Let's work on our night cheese toghether30 Rock
My nehew was in twilight30 Rock
My sex doll is very popular in Japan30 Rock
Sitting next to borpoh doesn't come close to snitting next to yerpoh30 Rock
Standing next to you makes me feel better about myself30 Rock
They call me toofer because I'm both black and great in bed30 Rock
To blergh you is to love you30 Rock
You make me feel like I'm high-fiving a million angels30 Rock
your love makes me feel like my hearts trying to hug my brain30 Rock
I blue myself when I think about you.Arrested Development
Is that a stair car in your pants or are you happy to see me?Arrested Development
There's a banana stand in my pants.Arrested Development
Wanna make a huge mistake?Arrested Development
Hehe. You give me like...a boner or something. Yeah. Hehe. A boner.Beavis & Butt-head
Girl your eyes are bluer than Heisenbergs CrystalBreaking Bad
Angel, when I look into the future, all I see is you! All I want is you.Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Are you a slayer because you sure are my chosen one.Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Are you a witch because you sure got me spellboundBuffy the Vampire Slayer
Hey, did you used to be a demon? Cuz that's hot.Buffy the Vampire Slayer
I heard this place sells coffee. Maybe you and I could get one sometime, if you want.Buffy the Vampire Slayer
I hope your soul is permanent because I will give you more than one moment of true happinessBuffy the Vampire Slayer
It's not stalking if you both happen to be at the same party. (Spike)Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Spike: You listen to me. [Kneels in front of her] I've been alive a bit longer than you, and dead a lot longer than that. I've seen things you couldn't imagine, and done things I prefer you didn't. I don't exactly have a reputation for being a thinker. I follow my blood, which doesn't exactly rush in the direction of my brain. So I make a lot of mistakes, a lot of wrong bloody calls. A hundred plus years, and there's only one thing I've ever been sure of: you.Buffy the Vampire Slayer
You're my Angel.Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Darling, you're on fire. Like doughnut grease.Duck Dynasty
Hey girl, let's go to the deer blind.Duck Dynasty
Hey girl, no need to hunt, you already trapped my heart.Duck Dynasty
Hey! I'm so dope. I'm illegal in 55 states!Duck Dynasty
I have never met a pizza that I didn't like.Duck Dynasty
No tea in this dress shop? What are you going to do?.. Put me in dress jail?Duck Dynasty
Once I bent down to pet a small dog and hey, it was a 5 pound squirrels.Duck Dynasty
One time in college, a girl told me it's no tyou, it's me. You're darn right it's you... you heifer!Duck Dynasty
Ouch! My tooth hurts..it's because you're so sweet.Duck Dynasty
Go home! Go home! Go home! With me.Family Matters
Are you cold? Wanna borrow my browncoat?Firefly
Baby, I love you so much that if Joss Whedon were writing our romance, one of us would be dead by now.Firefly
Browncoats do it better.Firefly
Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal in bed.Firefly
Hey, Wanna take a trip to the special hell?Firefly
I am a leaf on the wind... in bedFirefly
I swear by my pretty floral bonnet, I will do you.Firefly
I'd do anything to protect my sister. Does that make you hot?Firefly
I'd love to tune up your engine.Firefly
I'll be in my bunk. Wanna come with?Firefly
I'll follow you through a revolution and back.Firefly
I've got a "book" for you to red.Firefly
In the morning, I'll let you wear my knitted cap.Firefly
Is that a Callahan full-bore auto-lock or are you just happy to see me?Firefly
No power in the 'Verse can stop me... in bed.Firefly
They call me the hero of canton, you know.Firefly
Two words: Companion training.Firefly
Wanna get twixt my nethers?Firefly
Would you like to stroke my gun? Her name is vera.Firefly
You will enjoy my special tea ceremony.Firefly
You're shiny.Firefly
You're sweeter than an ice planet.Firefly
[Make siren sound] Somebody call a cop! Cause it got to be illegal to look that good!Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
Care to dance?Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
CarltonFresh Prince of Bel-Air
Girl, I got to tell you, that suit looks like a piece of 'Good God' wrapped up in some 'Have Mercy,' with a side of 'unghm!'Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
Hey baby, you look so good, I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of y'all!Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
Hey girl, you look so good, I'd marry you brother just to get in your familyFresh Prince of Bel-Air
Hey girl!! Why don't you stand up and wrap your arms around a REAL man? Ok checkitout checkitout checkitout. I got 4 words for you... Hol-i-day. inn. C'mon girl you know you want to!Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
Hurry up and write your number down before I don't want it no moreFresh Prince of Bel-Air
I know your feet must be tired because you've been running through my mind all day!Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
I noticed you noticing me, so I just wanted to put you on notice.. that I notice you tooFresh Prince of Bel-Air
I think I've seen your picture somewhere before... oh yeah that's right, it was in the dictionary next to KABLAM!Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
I'm lyin' I'm dyin', you know what I'm sayin?Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
If I told you you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me? Get it? It's a double entendre... Savez-vous?Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
Let play a game called T.V, I turn your knobs and you watch my antennae rise.Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
Plus, I don't have any early classes so we can sleep inFresh Prince of Bel-Air
Whatever it is that you servin, you better give me a doubleFresh Prince of Bel-Air
You all that and a bag of chips!Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
A no sex pact! I have one of those with every woman in America!Friends
Am I sexy in Tulsa?Friends
C'mon man, just take 'em off, just take 'em off and we'll have some fun.Friends
Can I be any more interested?Friends
How you doing?Friends
I can handle this. "Handle" is my middle name. Actually, "handle" is the middle of my first name.Friends
I'm a paleontologist. I dig.Friends
I'm not so good with the advice... Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?Friends
If you want to receive e-mails about my upcoming shows, then please give me money so I can buy a computer.Friends
Janice: Oh... my... God!Friends
Joey: Come on, give me another chance. I can do a southern accent.
[with Jamaican accent]
Joey: Ya, mon.
You waited too long and now you're in "The Friend Zone".Friends
That ass. Have Mercy.Full House
Don't leave. Everybody leaves.Gossip Girl
Haven't you heard? I'm the crazy bitch around here.Gossip Girl
Hey, girl, I’ve got some gossip for you. You sexy.Gossip Girl
I'm Chuck Bass.Gossip Girl
I'm not a stop along the way. I'm a destination.Gossip Girl
Let’s get out of here and go all Chuck and Blair in the back of the limo.Gossip Girl
Oh there is plenty of fish in the sea, but only one bass.Gossip Girl
Wanna get in? I'd love to give you a ride.Gossip Girl
Who needs consent? I'm Chuck Bass.Gossip Girl
Your world won't be easier if I did not come back.Gossip Girl
Are you a Grey's Anatomy fan? Because you're definitely McDreamy.Grey's Anatomy
Will you be my person?Grey's Anatomy
You'd better be a cardiologist, because something about you makes me want to give you my heart.Grey's Anatomy
Hey baby, wanna twirl with me?Happy Endings
I think you're totally ah-mah-zing!Happy Endings
Looking for your happy ending? Let me show you the way.Happy Endings
Hey Wadester.Hart of Dixie
I almost died choking on a donut! Alone!Hart of Dixie
I am a love maker!Hart of Dixie
I am a regular Harry Potter… In the kitchen of course.Hart of Dixie
I just hope my next fake girlfriend isn't so bossyHart of Dixie
I like to listen to 90's R&B before trial.Hart of Dixie
I think we should go out on a real date.Hart of Dixie
I use coffee to wake up. And, now I'm up.Hart of Dixie
I was just listening to a crazy termite. Hatching a crazy plan that absolutely will not work.Hart of Dixie
I'm Earl Kinsella and I have a lot to offerHart of Dixie
I'm giving you my cold face. Hardcore, right?Hart of Dixie
I'm like a ship without a port!Hart of Dixie
Wade: What's going on here?
Zoe: I am here, Wade, to seduce you.
Wade: You know, most people don't announce it first.
Zoe: I just wanted to make sure you were aware of what was happening because this, my friend, is happening.
Hart of Dixie
Will you be my sex Yoda?Hart of Dixie
YOLO!Hart of Dixie
You have heartbreak and I have hostility. Let's take the day off and play hookyHart of Dixie
You're like the girl of my dreams and the girl I made on my computer all in one.Hart of Dixie
I think my penis stopped breathing. Do you know CPR?House MD
Haaave you met me?How I Met Your Mother
Have you ever licked the Liberty Bell?How I Met Your Mother
Ted Mosby, ArchitectHow I Met Your Mother
The story I tell our future kids about this moment will be legen- wait for it…How I Met Your Mother
This might sound crazy, but I just had a flash-forward to us falling in love and getting married.How I Met Your Mother
Age of the geek, baby.Leverage
Are you a good cuddler? I might let you join my team.Leverage
Are you Eliot Spencer? Can you help me retrieve my heart?Leverage
Baby we must be a perfect match, because you are in all my plans.Leverage
Can you empty your pocket? I believe you have stolen my heart.Leverage
I might be having feelings. Like weird, weird feelings for pretzels.Leverage
I provide leverage.Leverage
Is your name Alec Hardison? it seems you know how to turn my software to hardware.Leverage
Let's commit the perfect crime: I'll steal you're heart and you'll steal mine.Leverage
Let's go break the law just one more time.Leverage
Meat should never be used as an adjective.Leverage
My name's Nate Ford...and I am a thief.Leverage
Sometimes bad guys are the only good guys you get.Leverage
What is it with women and shoes?Leverage
Whatever your real name is I will love you.Leverage
You can call me Sophie Devereaux. Because I'm the greatest actress.. when I am stealing your heart.Leverage
You have a tell.Leverage
You must be a hell of a thief because you stole my heart from across the room.Leverage
Your name must be Eliot. You had me at Hello.Leverage
How about you let me put my Malcolm in your middle.Malcolm in the Middle
Are you single? Because I'd love to start a non-nuclear family with you.Modern Family
Can I go golfing with you?Modern Family
Hey girl, I don't have power and success, but I'm funny.Modern Family
How about we head up to the bedroom for some halftime festivities?Modern Family
I followed Hall & Oates around the country one summerModern Family
I want to use my coupons for free hugs on you.Modern Family
I'd love to be the Diet Pepsi to your Sofia Vergara.Modern Family
I'm not Colombian, but I can tell you're caliente.Modern Family
Why do you have to throw a wet blanket on my dreams?Modern Family
You can't tell me your opinion doesn't matter. You changed me for the better in a hundred different ways. Yeah, I might miss a book or a, a salad here and there, but...I've got Claire all over me.Modern Family
I'll slime you so good you'll think your on NickelodeonNickelodeon
You're so amazing baby. Are you sure it's the queen that stole my heart?Once Upon A Time
Did you see that wonderful new documentary about the best sushi in the world?Orange is the New Black
Does anybody ever ask me how my day is going?Orange is the New Black
I like hot girls. And I like hot boys. I like hot people. What can I say? I'm shallow.Orange is the New Black
I like the shape of your ears.Orange is the New Black
I like your sweater…it's soft. - PiperOrange is the New Black
I may be a sick lesbian in a prison bunk. But I got a couple tricks up my sleeve.Orange is the New Black
I'm feeling some sapphic vibes coming off you.Orange is the New Black
We can sandwich toast to orgasms. - RedOrange is the New Black
You f***ing tickle me. - NickyOrange is the New Black
Your ass haunts me. - CaputoOrange is the New Black
[Tom is playing with a stethoscope, using it on Leslie Knope (Amy Poehler)] Oh my god. Your boobs are dead!Park and Recreation
Boo-boo bear. It's one of several nicknames I've made up for you. And you can choose which one you like best, 'cause I want this to be a give and take. ...We have cookie tush, Winnie the Boo, lady presh-presh, Annberry sauce, Annie get your boo, Tommy's girl, Annie bananie…Park and Recreation
Excuse me! Are there any strippers here? Former strippers? Non-dancers but you're feeling a little bit drunk?Park and Recreation
Girl, you're more precious than Precious.Park and Recreation
Hey, boo. Are you aging in reverse? 'Cause you look barely legal.Park and Recreation
Hi, I'm Tom, I have a raccoon on my head.Park and Recreation
Joan, let's make a pact, OK? If we're both still single in an hour, let's get married.Park and Recreation
Let's park and get some recreation going.Park and Recreation
Listen to me. This harvest festival, it's gonna knock your socks off and when it does, I'm gonna be there to give you a foot massage. To completion.Park and Recreation
No, I don’t text her, 'It was nice meeting you.' I wait eight weeks and I text her, ‘What's crackin?'Park and Recreation
Yes I am a hunter, and it's you season.Park and Recreation
A boyfriend? No thanks, I have food.Person of Interest
Are you a secure network? Because I want to get in you.Person of Interest
Baby, let me hack your pentagon.Person of Interest
Do you want some of my hot dog?Person of Interest
I like to watch. Do you?Person of Interest
I may shoot to kill, but I’d miss you.Person of Interest
I need your help to polish my gun.Person of Interest
I'm a sucker for surveillance. Would you like to join me?Person of Interest
I'm a very private person. Care to be something I'll never tell a soul about?Person of Interest
I'm like a human USB, baby. I can do it all.Person of Interest
If I get your number, can I call you sexy?Person of Interest
If you think I'm crazy now, wait until we get in the sack.Person of Interest
Let's go out to Oyster Bay, where no one will find us for a long, long time.Person of Interest
Of course I'm good in bed. How do you think Finch got his limp?Person of Interest
Yeah, that's a gun in my pants. But I'm also really happy to see you.Person of Interest
I wish I was a pokemon master so I could peek-at-chu (pikachu).Pokemon
I don't have to be a medical professional to diagnose you with an extreme case of sexy.Private Practice
I'm not a doctor, but I'd sure love to give you a physical exam.Private Practice
I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more of what you've got, baby.Private Practice
Can I show you my Long Island?Revenge
I am filled with so much love for you my heart might explode.Revenge
I don't let anything get in the way of what I want. And I want you.Revenge
I will help you avenge your father's death after you help me avenge this boner.Revenge
I'd love to dock my boat in your harbor.Revenge
I'll hack my way into your heart.Revenge
I'm not a gold digger. It's just your bank account turns me on.Revenge
Let's role plya tonight. You play me and I'll play you.Revenge
Let's take some revenge out on these sheets.Revenge
Revenge is a dish best served cold; my love on the other hand, is best served hot and steamy.Revenge
Revenge might be a dish served cold, but I'll make sure the sex is piping hot.Revenge
Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey! Let's go out sometimes.Saved by the Bell
Hi, my name is George, I'm unemployed and I live with my parents.Seinfeld
I'd never yada yada sex with you!Seinfeld
No sex for you! I mean..Yes, sex for you!Seinfeld
You might not know it to look at me, but I can run really, really fast.Seinfeld
I see you're into anarchy. I'd love to get wild with you.Sons of Anarchy
If you're too good for 99 percent of guys, that's cool, because I'm a one-percenter.Sons of Anarchy
My engine is overheating just standing near you.Sons of Anarchy
Are you a phoenix? ‘Cause baby you’re burning me up.Supernatural
I would wuv to get in your pants.Supernatural
I’d go to hell and back just to be with you.Supernatural
I’d like to be your Mother of AllSupernatural
I’d love to jump in your hole.Supernatural
I’m not a wraith, but I can make you go crazy with one touch.Supernatural
If I’m a demon, you must be a Devil’s Trap, because I’m stuck to you.Supernatural
Is Gabriel around? Because you’re like a beautiful mirage.Supernatural
Is that the Colt in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?Supernatural
You checkin’ out my guns?Supernatural
You don’t need a spell to summon me.Supernatural
You must be Pestilence, ‘cause you’ve infected me.Supernatural
You must be the Impala because I’d love to ride you all night.Supernatural
You must be the yellow-eyed demon, because you’re my obsession.Supernatural
You’re hotter than a ceiling fire.Supernatural
I don't wanna blink, 'cause I'm afraid to miss even a second of your cuteness.That '70s Show
I like my women like I like my wine, red and full of alcohol.That '70s Show
I think you're hot. And whoever doesn't like it can kiss my ass!That '70s Show
This suit is for leisure. But many times I wear it to get down to business.That '70s Show
I might be going on a tangent, but would you like to be the Sine to my Cosine?The Big Bang Theory
I wish I was an ion so I could form an exothermic bond with you.The Big Bang Theory
Let's get together and test the Big Bang Theory.The Big Bang Theory
I'd like to love you until un-death do us part.The Walking Dead
I'm digging your body, but what really turns me on are your brainssssss!The Walking Dead
Is that rigor mortis setting in, or are you just happy to see me?The Walking Dead
I'll love you until Tom catches Jerry and has him 4 supperTom and Jerry
Alcohol is for people who can afford to lose some brain cells.Two And A Half Men
Charlie: Whatever. What are you doing for dinner?
Lisa: Charlie, a lot has changed.
Charlie: I know. I'm older and wiser, and you're hot and on the rebound!
Two And A Half Men
Do you know the first position?Two And A Half Men
Ginger, U are fabulous! I’m an A-list actor you mite like to meet….Ure fone is dead and out of service…Two And A Half Men
Hello. I'm a babe magnet.Two And A Half Men
Here is a good news. If I realize I'm insane, then I'm okay with it. I'm not dangerous insane.Two And A Half Men
Hi, my name is Vod – Vod-Kaknockers!Two And A Half Men
I am on a drug. It's called Charlie Sheen.Two And A Half Men
I just want to get my mother out of my head. I don't want to quit drinking or gambling or none of that good stuff.Two And A Half Men
I'm dating myself.Two And A Half Men
I'm only a teacher from 8:15 to 3:00. After that, I'm just a person like anyone else.Two And A Half Men
Look, if you knew me at all and shut me down, it would be one thing, but to be dismissed on a simple "hello", well, that's a tough pill to swallow.Two And A Half Men
Love isn't blind, it's retarded.Two And A Half Men
Sex couldn't kill me.Two And A Half Men
Always the con man, never the con.White Collar
Emotion is a con man’s sweet spot.White Collar
I don't smoke...but I do flirt...White Collar
I don’t know about you, but I’m feeling pretty enlightened right now.White Collar
I think I’m falling in love with you.White Collar
I want you to be part of my life.White Collar
I'm a criminal, we keep odd hours.White Collar
I’m just admiring you. It’s impressive how you’ve handled everything.White Collar
It is what it looks like - I was sent here to kill you.White Collar
It’s beautiful here.White Collar
My freedom is worth more than anything that diamond could buy.White Collar
Neal Caffrey, at your service.White Collar
Think I'm in trouble?White Collar
To another time, to another place, to another us.White Collar
You know from the moment I met you I knew You were a man of fine taste.White Collar
You’re on a clock. The question is who’s clock are you on?White Collar

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