71 Spongebob Pick Up Lines

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Spongebob Pick Up Lines 
All I know is fine dining and breathing.
Are you a krabby patty? Because I want to know your secret formula.
Are you a mermaid? Cuz I'll happily be Sandy just to be with you
Are you down to get Krusty? Because I got the krabs.
Are you ready kids?
Are you ready to go crazy tonight? Because I am already hearing voices!
Are you Smitty Werbenmanjensen? Because you're number one.
Aye aye captain!
Babe, I am the Plankton, I need to know why you are so beautiful.
Babe, I'd like to crush you with my rocks like Patrick's house.
Babe, you want some Krabby Patty, you got the buns and I got the meat.
But it's my only night to be fancy!
Call me Krabby Patties, because I’ll go right to your thighs.
Call me spongebob, I am taking you to the beach and make you my Sandy Cheeks
Do you think we will be friends forever?
Do you want my squidward in your sandy cheeks?
Do you want this Super Weenie Hut Jr?
F is for friends who do stuff together!
Forget the Bottom; can I just go in your Bikini?
Future!
Girl, I love you like Spongebob loves his job, Sandy loves karate, and like Mr. Krabs loves money.
Girl, I will make your Bikini Bottom wet.
Hey Girl! I want to sop up your juice.
Hey girl...you easy like Sunday morning?
Hey there, Mrs. Puff, you looking cute today.
Hey, Baby, whaddya say we go over to my place and watch a little Spongebob grow big?
Hmmm, a five-letter word for happiness...money.
How about let's move into your Bikini Bottom and go from there?
How big do you think my Squidward is?
I am down for Bikini Bottom any day.
I am Sandy, I bring nuts to your Bikini Bottom.
I am Spongebob, I live in your bikini bottom.
I can't see my forehead!
I have an extra special dish waiting for you at Weeny Hut Junior.
I have no soul, because you have taken mine away.
I like you, we could be tighter than bark on a tree.
I wanna flip your patties.
I want to eat the plankton out of your Bikini Bottom.
I will bring the sauce; you get the buns. Let’s make a Krabby patty.
I wumbo, you wumbo, he she we wumbo.
I’m a squirrel under the sea, and I need your nuts.
I’M READY, I’M READY, for booty, for booty!
I’m the poster boy for “Long, Tan, and Handsome” magazine.
I’ve been jellyfishing all my life, and you’re a catch.
If I can’t get into Bikini Bottom, I’ll settle for the Bikini Top.
If I were Spongebob and you were Patrick, would you let me look in your secret box?
If my heart were a harpoon, I'd thrust it upon you.
If you believe in yourself, with a tiny pinch of magic all your dreams can come true!
If you were Spongebob, I would be your Pinapple House. Because I want to hold you all day.
If you're tough enough, I'll let you into my salty spittoon.
I'll stop loving you when sponge bob gets his license.
I'm ugly and I'm proud!
Is it getting wet and salty in here, or is it just me?
Is that a Spongebob in your pants or are you just happy to see me.
It's just a cruel reminder that I'm single and likely to remain that way forever, until I met you.
Krusty Krab Pizza, it's the pizza for you and meeeeee!
My … is bigger than Squidward's nose!
On a scale of one to Spongebob, how ready are you?
Ravioli, ravioli. Give me the formuoli.
The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma.
Wake me up when I care. And babe, with you I would never sleep.
We must be underwater because I’m drowning in your beauty.
What could be better than serving up smiles? Some sweet love.
Why is SpongeBob the main character when Patrick is the star?
Would you like to see my massive spatula to flip that sweet ass of yours?
You are like a sponge to my square pants.
You aren't just a patty, you're a pretty patty.
You like Spongebob?
You’d have to get up pretty early in the morning to sneak a pair of buns like these past Mr. Krabs
You’re going to need more than a spongebob to clean up after I’m done with you.
Your sand castle or mine?


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