81 Super Mario Pick Up Lines

Love Super Mario or your loved ones into Super Mario? We have written and compiled an awesome list of pick up phrases with Pick Mario themes. They range from many different Mario versions to include different themes, abilities, and enemies. Use these Super Mario pick up lines to flirt and impress your guy or girl. Break open new conversations with other Super Mario fans!

Super Mario Bros Pick Up Line
All extra lives are meaningless if they are not with you.
Are you a brick block? Because I can Ground Pound you all night long.
Are you a green mushroom, because you just gave me an 1-up in my pants.
Are you a Mario level? Because I will get you off in 300 seconds.
Are you a Mystery Box? Because I want to give you head and find out what secret you hold.
Are you a pipe? Because I would like to come inside you.
Are you Boo? Because I cannot stop looking at you.
Are you ready for a new world?
Are you ready to party? Mario Party.
Are you yoshi? Because I could mount you any time of the day.
Babe, are you a feather? Because my heart just grew a tail, and flew away.
Babe, are you a fire flower? Because you are too hot to handle.
Babe, are you a mushroom? Because girl you make me big.
Babe, no Bros are going to stop me from you.
Babe, once you turn the switch on, there is no turning back.
Babe, ready to get pierced with this Bullet Bill?
Blow this whistle and we could travel to a whole new world.
Clean out my tube good girl.
Come ride my yoshi, he is very friendly and got strong tongue action.
Did you just lose your P-wing? Because you fell out of the sky.
Do you prefer thrust dashing or just stumping?
Do you wonder what a naked Princess Peach would look like? Let's give you a tiara and find out.
Don't be afraid, the world is amazing if I could just pop your bubble.
Feel free to touch my flagpole anytime, and I will shoot sweet white fireworks at you.
Forget about that Luigi, go for this stud Mario.
Girl a night with me is like the Rainbow Road straight to your Star World.
Girl are you Nabbit? Because you have stolen my heart and run away.
Girl are you Princess Peach? Because I want to be your Mario.
Girl are you really Princess Peach? Because I want to find out what you really taste like.
Girl being with you is not just a journey, it's an Odyssey, I am in for the long haul.
Girl I heard you like to explore? How about tonight we explore some of those secret exits that are hard to find?
Girl I'll get you to orgasm Bob-omb style, you will feel the suspense of massive explosion coming.
Girl you just gave me a 1-up in my pants.
Girl, I can Thwomp you all night long.
Girl, like Mario, I would topple empires to get to you.
Girl, my tongue is like a piranha flower, ready to eat you out any time.
Girl, you got the keys to my heart.
Girl, you have given my Lil Bro wings, are you ready to see it fly?
Girl, you make my balls on fire like some Mario fireballs.
Girl, you turn this little wiggler in my pants into bad Pokey.
Girl, your beauty had turned me into a Shy Guy.
I am as high as Super Mario, and I can show you a great time.
I am going to put all of me in you girl.
I am good at fitting into tight spots, would you want a test?
I am Super Horny for you.
I could Boo you from behind all night long.
I could enter so many pipes in the room, but I am choosing you girl.
I could play Princess Peach for hours.
I don't care what color you are, I could hop on you all the same just like Yoshi.
I don't just got a Koopa Troopa in my pants, girl it's straight out bowser in there.
I have traveled worlds, lived many lives, and collected many gold coins. Will you be with me?
I just popped a Super Star, I am gonna make you have a good time in the last 60 seconds.
I save woman all the time, and tonight I will save you.
I want to lower the flag on your pole.
I would love to make some Koopalings with you.
I would travel everywhere and find all secrets to be with you.
I'd rather ride you than Yoshi babe.
I'd run all over the map to catch a star like you.
I'd spend my 100 coins on you instead of on an extra life.
I'll enter into your pipe in a heartbeat.
It's me Mario! Are you my Peach?
Let's get to the next level girl, I am ready for the challenge. How about the level with the bed?
Let's hop on that rainbow road and enjoy the amazing ride.
Like Mario, I get super powers from ordinary items, want to see how I could make you feel amazing?
My passion for you is like the Lava in Bowser's Castle.
My princess is in this castle. And I am here to conquer it.
No matter what castle you are in, I will destroy all my enemies for you.
No matter what Mario levels you make, I will always complete them.
People call me the Doctor, Doctor Mario.
Press start to join and be my player 2 at Mushroom Kingdom.
So, how many coins will it take for you to sleep with me?
That's some nice pipe you got there. Mind if I go deep and see where that leads us?
Wanna come back to my castle and eat some mushrooms?
Want to know when people call me Super? Let me show you in bed girl.
Why do they call you Princess Peach? When all you got are melons.
You are more than my Galaxy, you are my Universe.
You are the hat to my Mario, I cannot live without you.
You are the powerup to me being Super Mario, you have made everything possible.
You can play Mario all night long and I could play you instead.
You have opened the doors to my heart.
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Pick Up Lines Inspired by Super Mario

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