Love Mario Karts? Does your significant other love Mario Kart? Or if you are simply playing Mario Kart with a crush. Entertain and impress with these flirty and funny Mario Kart related pick up lines. These pick up lines feature general Mario Kart features, items, and most well known tracks. Speed to the bedroom with these!

Mario Kart Pick Up Line
Are you a mushroom because you are so gorgeous.
Babe, I am ready to travel deep in your Sweet Sweet Canyon.
Babe, I want to bounce on top of you like the Trampoline Mushroom.
Babe, want to see how I could turbo dash you to the finish?
Boo, I want a piece of you.
Check out my golden Mario.
Could you swallow like the Chain Chomp?
Did you just use a Mega Mushroom or are you happy to see me?
Girl I got gold.
Girl I know how to work my kart, I can get in and out of any tight spots.
Girl I'll travel to the end of Rainbow Road with you, because you are a worthy treasure.
Girl, am I accelerating too fast for you?
Girl, I know how to Rocket Start you by pushing at the exact time.
Girl, I will eat you out like Potted Piranha Plants.
Girl, no matter where you are, you are always my number one, and my blue shell will find you.
Girl, you’re the only target I want like the Shine Sprite.
Girl, your beauty had struck lightning on me.
Hey babe, time for some POW action.
Hey babe, which ever path you want to take, we are going to the end.
Hey girl, these balloons are not the only things we are popping tonight.
I am maxed coins for you.
I am ready to use my Golden Mushroom, are you?
I am Super Horny for you.
I am usually good at Mario Kart, but babe I am falling for you with every turn I take.
I hope u enjoy looking at the stars at night... cause i'll send u flying up there w/my star.
I would like to exploit you like Grumble Volcano.
I would love to make you feel blown sky high like Bob-ombs.
I'll race around the world with you anytime.
I'm a real Shy Guy but do enjoy long walks on Peach Beach.
Let's make our bedroom game more fun with these Mystery Boxes.
Let's race, I promise I'll take you to the finish first.
Let's recreate that orgasmic finishing like the Bullet Bill item.
Mushroom, flower, star, or special? The only cup I want is your cup.
My love for you is like the Mario Circuit, it's always there.
No lava in Bowser's Castle is going to stop me from getting to you.
No obstacle is going to stop me from reaching you.
One race with me and you'll find out why i'm called the Piranha Prowler.
Speed, acceleration, weight, handling, and traction, I got it all in bed. Want a test drive?
Time to whip out my banana.
Watch out babe, I am coming up behind with my Red Shells.
With you, I feel I have Star power. I am faster, stronger, and can penetrate through anything.
You can bounce on my pipe all you want.

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