140 Monster Hunter Pick Up Lines

Use these Monster Hunter pick up lines to help you impress guys or chicks who play Monster Hunter. Some of these funny and clean pick up lines with Monster Hunter will help! Many of these have been compiled and collected from other online sources. They can sometimes be funny and dirty too. Good luck using these best pickup lines to help you pick up guys or girls alike. Because there are many versions of Monster Hunter, consider to play around with the monster names or game play concepts. Adjust so that they match with the version that you or your significant other is playing.

These pick up lines for Monster Hunter deal with common weapon types, skills, iconic monsters and game play mechanics. Enjoy and hope they will work for you!

Monster Hunter Pick Up Line
Ah. So your Kulve Tarroth. Everyone loves grinding you.
And on the 15th day, Shah Dalamadur created dat ass.
And the best one I saw elsewhere
Are you a Great Jagras? Cause I’d let you eat me.
Are you a Greatsword main? 'Cause you time your hits just right.
Are you a Rathian? Because I would love to hammer pound your face!
Are you a Silver Rathalos, cause you're harder than ever!
Are you a wing? Because my insect glaive just got some white essence from you.
Are you an Uraagan? Because Uraagan scute.
Are you flash bomb? Because your beauty is blinding
Are you Kulve Taroth because you look pretty horny and I wanna knock your clothes off
Are you lost with the lump of meat quest? I know where to get em.
Are you new to Monster Hunter? Let me teach you how to mount in person.
Aye baby gurrl you sure you only got evade extender? Cuz thats not the only thing you extending right now.
Babe I'll let you farm my horn all night long.
Babe I'm no Brachydios, but I'll still pound you for 50 minutes straight
Babe you are so hot you auto upgrade my weapons.
Babe, I believe I have strong affinity against your pussy. Let's test it out.
Babe, I'm no Brachydios, but after I pound you, you'll be coated in my slime.
Boy, are you a Deviljho? 'Cause that's one big pickle.
Call me Steve, baby- slick, sharp, and covered in gold.
Call me the Tigrex, cause I'm not slowing down till you finish me off.
Can you be the Seltas to my Seltas Queen? Because I'll pound you then eat you out.
Dalama-don't want none unless you got buns, hun.
Damn girl, I'll need High Grade Earplugs if we keep that up.
Damn, the way you swing that sword really knocks me back
Do it like Baruragaru, baby- suck me dry.
Do it like Nerscylla, baby- tie me up and keep on stingin'.
Do me like a Tigrex, baby, and I'll be screamin' all night long.
Do me like the Dunes, baby- hot and heavy by day, calm and cool by night.
Do you know how to imitate Diablos? Good, I’ll have you screaming like one
Do you prefer Great Sword or Long Sword? Mine is both Great and Long.
Do you prefer magjestic horn, twisted horn, or spiral horn?
Does your felyne have stamina fortitude?
Don’t worry, I won’t blythe.
Don't sharpen, i like the way you bounce.
Ever wonder what a baby dalamdur looks like?
Ey girl, are you a Brachydios? Because you got me blasting all night.
Girl are you into Monster Hunter? Let's grind together all night long.
Girl, are you a Fatalis? 'Cause only legend spoke of a rack so fine.
Girl, are you a Gypceros? 'Cause you got me seein' stars.
Girl, are you a Melynx? 'Cause I want my shit back.
Girl, are you a Najarala? 'Cause those lips made my heart skip a beat!
Girl, are you a Plesioth? Cause those hips are unreal.
Girl, are you a Rangurotura? 'Cause very time I slide out, you pull me right back in.
Got a paintball? I don’t wanna lose you
Got any extra slots in that armor of yours?
Hey babe, want to see how far we could get being naked without gears?
Hey baby, do you main the hammer? Then let's go back to my place, I promise I'll let you smash the head.
Hey girl, you are the sparkling gem that I have been farming for.
Hey girl, you charge my blade.
Hey, you free tonight? Wanna come to my place and check out my hard bone horn?
How many honeys you got?
I am falling in deep into your pitfall traps.
I could kiss you uragaan and again
I do it like 140 Garuga, baby- you won't last 5 minutes.
I do it like Chameleos, baby- you'll never know what's gonna happen next.
I do it like Ukanlos, baby- once I go down on ya, I don't ever come out.
I guess I've equipped the Insect Glaive, 'cos I wanna mount you!
I heard you had a Skyscraper, boy- how 'bout I stroke it with my W[h]etstone, hmm?
I hope you like diablos, cause I’ll be coming at you from the land down under
I hope you like hermitaur, I’ll make you squirt like one.
I hope you like Rajang, cause I’ll be swootin fo dat booty
I hope you slotted tenderizer for my raw meat
I kept my weapon sharp for tonight? Want to test the damage?
I love Monster Hunter, and tonight I am on a hunt for your lady parts.
I may just have one weapon type, but I know how to use it.
I must have worn a +20 fate set when I met you
I never thought id be lucky enough tomeet a Kirin. Graceful. Stunning. And i think i sense some sparks between us.
I think my longsword just went demon mode
I think something's wrong with my targetted camera, cause I can't take my eyes of you
I think you have a -10 guard talisman, cause you let your guard down around me
I think you just charged up my phial
I use my dick like a dual blade.
I want to mount you like a Frenchman with an insect glaive.
i'd like to get savage with jho
If I was a Seltas, you'd be my Queen <3>
I'll be your Rathalos if you'll be my Rathian
Ill let you go Glaive any day if you'll mount me 😉
I'm a Charge Axe main, baby. I might be new at this, but I'll make you burst all over.
I'm a Hammer main, baby- nobody pounds it better than me.
I'm a Hunting Horn main- you're about to get buffs you'll never forget.
I'm a Lance main, baby- I'll hit all your weak spots, no matter how deep.
I'm an HBG main, baby- I'll do it faster than everybody else.
I'm an SnS main- cause it ain't the size of the ship in the sea, baby, but the motion of the ocean behind it.
I'm 'bout to go Apex on dat ass, baby.
I'm feeling kinda hornetaur, want to get jaggi with it?
I'm going to vigorously thrust you until explode climatically.
I'm gonna need some Steadfast Jewels, because you're stunning.
I'm good on top, boy. Trust me- I'm a Glaive main.
I'm like a Gendrome, baby- one look at me, and you're paralyzed.
I'm like the Everwood, baby- do it a lil' different every time.
I'm sure you're good with hammer, because I'm stunned.
Is that a Grongigas in your pocket, or are you happy to see me?
Konchu see you've got me on my knees?
Konchu? Konchu see you’re the one for me.
Let's snort some lifepowder and get freaky.
My bowgun's pierce shots aren't the only things that are going to be penetrating something tonight.
Pretty sure you have better stats without your gear on
Rapid Fire Water? I didn't know you were an LBG main!
Should we make like Kulve Taroth and leave?
The only bounty that I need is you.
Think you can last as long as a mega dash juice?
Wanna check out my Brach Pounder? it'll cover you in Mystery Slime.
Wanna help me test my hammering techniques?
Wanna know why they call me Renophlos? I’d like to ram you from behind
Wanna put your khezu in my pitfall trap?
Wanna see if my raw meat gives you stamina?
Wanna see my gunlance? It'll involve vigorous thrusting which ends in an explosive climax!
Wanna see my lance techniques up close?
Wanna see what happens when you stroke my gunlance?
Wanna try my wooden sword with a +10 focus talisman
We should go to your place, I’ll bring my sword and shield.
Why don't you take my hardhorn and make a Rising Tempest?
With all the parts that we have, we going to craft some sweet loving tonight.
Wow, you must be running that +10 KO set.
You are just like honey, you make everything better.
You are the best achievement that I have ever gotten.
You are the only one I want to capture and mount.
You do it like a Gigginox, baby- between front and behind, I can't tell the difference!
You must be a Gunlance main, cause I could feel you Wyvern Fire.
You must be a large monster, you had me weak on the knees for a second
You must be a Longsword main, cause you got me trippin'.
You must be a Luna/Teostra, baby- too hot to touch!
You must be a plesioth, Cause I’m doing them hip checks.
You must be a Plesioth. Cause I'm doin them hip checks.
You must be a Uragaan, cause you can catch a lot on your chin.
You must be part Mangala cause your sending me into a frenzy
You need a colddrink ? Because you look so hot right now
You remind me of my relic, I keep looking for that raw damage
You wanna know why they call me Rodeo God? I always mount first.
You’re probably a nersyclla, you got that toxic kind of love
Your voice is like Quropeco's calling, cause my heart and body automatically listens to Jho
You're a Switch Axe main, huh? Tell me when you're about to Discharge your Phial.
You're gonna need a Dash Juice with me, baby- I'm a Bow main.
You're gonna need more than six phials to Charge this Blade!!!!!
You're rarer than Rathalos ruby
You're Savage, baby- I can't win with you on top!
you're the lagi of my life, I find you so electrifying.
You're with a Duals main now, baby- get ready to take it fast and furious.

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