77 Call of Duty Pick Up Lines

Are you a fan of Call of Duty? Is your loved one into Call of Duty? We have compiled a funny list of Call of Duty pick up phrases. They include many CoD themes like weapons, play style, and gaming tactics. Use these Call of Duty pick up lines to flirt and impress guys or girls!

Call of Duty Pick Up Line
All map packs in COD lead me to you.
Are you a flashgrenade? Because you are stunning!
Are you a frag grenade, cause you just blew me away.
Are you a newb in bed? I can train you to be pro.
Are you a weapon? Because I got my X to pick you up.
Are you up for a little tactical insertion?
Are you using hax? You made me hard.
As soon as you walk in the room, I got my LOS with you babe.
Babe, I don't need no scope to land some hits on you.
Babe, I got wonderful aims with my barrel and I know how to use it.
Babe, I will always have enough ammo for you.
Babe, your hot body makes me wanna spray and pray.
Bomb me with your boobs girl.
Call me a camper, because I will always surprise you from behind.
Can I Double Tap your bouncing bombs?
Darling, you are my true duty before Call of Duty.
Do you believe at first sight? Or should I stop sniping you?
Do you come here often? Or just because of bad spawns?
Do you like my long barrel.
Do you prefer headshot, bodyshot, or coming inside?
Forget about CoD, let's play my Cock instead.
Full Metal Jacket is necessary for deeper penetration.
Girl are you headglitching, because just your head makes me explode.
Girl I want to capture your flag, made out of your undies.
Girl you hax my heart.
Girl, do you have sleight of hand? Because I hear you give pretty fast handjobs.
Girl, I am going to search and destroy your strike zone.
Girl, I got a hardpoint to show you.
Girl, I want you bad no matter what your loadout is.
Girl, I'll totally give my headshots to you.
Girl, would you be interested to complete the Fucking Objective to unlock the new trophy?
Girl, you blast shield isn't strong enough for millions of mini me.
Girl, you hot IRL.
Girl, you hotter than a M2 Flamethrower.
Give me head after I land a headshot on you?
Have you fallen from heaven? You must be a care package.
How many COD points does it take to unlock on nudes?
How many shots does it take to satisfy you? I got many reloads babe.
I ain't about KDR girl, the real deal is CDR, cum dick ratio.
I ain't going to Turtling my turle anymore.
I am a choob, want to see my true skill?
I am a straight shooter for your heart.
I am dying to double tap that wonderful underpass of yours.
I am legendary.
I am pro with both my game and my dick.
I hope your head IRL is as soft as in game.
I know how to use my guns in any position.
I must be a noob, because I want to use this tube.
I promise I won't explode quickly.
I'd die a million times for you even if it mess up my K/D ratio.
Instead of dropping the bomb in game, how about we get some action in bed?
Is your name Duty? Because I love to answer your calls.
Is your Tac resist strong enough for my 9-bang? We better test it out.
My aimbot is strong for your pussy.
My dick is FFA, come get a piece of the action.
My love for you will never get nerfed.
My predator missile is coming for you.
No pulling out, I am emptying shells into you tonight.
Oh babe you destroyed me in COD today? My turn to destroy you tonight in bed.
Ready for some KEM to your chasm?
Ready to get your pussy overkilled?
So what do I need to do in order to spawn inside you?
Some thing is wrong with my auto-aim, I can't take it off you.
That's not m60 nor ak in my pants, I am just happy to see you.
Up for PK action in bed?
Want a private match of COD in bed?
Want to have a DM on who's coming first?
WOOT time for some
You are the only bomb that I don't mind being blown up with.
You blow me girl, like a C4.
You blow me so hard I am about to give you a headshot.
You capture my hardpoint.
You could pwn me anytime.
You looking amazing in that CoD outfit girl.
You make me hard at first scope.
You so hot you are just a shiny blob of light in thermal scope.
You sure know how to handle my grenades. I explode in seconds.

Pick Up Lines Inspired by Call of Duty

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