Addicted to Clash of Clans or know a guy or girl who loves the game? Or if your spouse or boyfriend is really into the Clash of Clans (Coc) game? Get in their mind and open their heart with these funny and clever Clash of Clans related pick up lines. These pick up lines feature general clash of clans units and game play.

Clash of Clans Pick Up Lines
Are you a healer? Because girl you angelic
Are you a hidden tesla? Because you are electric.
Are you a level 3 warrior? Because I'll let you raid my village.
Are you an inferno tower? Because you are on fire!
Are you Freeze Spell? Because I'm defenseless.
Did somebody say hog rider?
Do you have a clan? Do you want one?
I have a room for you in my townhall. Want to see it?
I heard you are a good hog rider, wanna demonstrate?
I want you more than a goblin wants gold.
I'd hold you as tight as I hold my DE.
I'm tripping over you like a spring trap.
If I had gems, I'd spend them on you.
If you were a D.E. drill, I'd tap you every chance I got.
If you were a dark elixir storage, I'd zap you first.
If you were a town hall on a farming base, I'd snipe you first.
Join my clan so I know that it's real.
Let me be your friend. We can share replays for the laughter.
My barbarian king levels up every time I see you.
My castle is accessible for you anytime.
My life would be as pointless as a level 1 bomb without you.
My love for you is like a clan castle. I just keep requesting until you give it to me.
My love for you is like the inferno tower with flames burning.
Our love is as deep as the tunnel system underneath the builders' huts.
Our love is as wide as a crossbow's range when set to ground targets.
Roses are red, violets are blue, your troops will be dead when I am through.
Some guys are boyfriend material. I'm made of wall material.
Something is rising, but it ain't my dragons.
They don't call me a Barbarian King for no reason.
Want to see my CoC?
We make sparks fly like a tesla shooting a pekka.
What's your village's name so I know where to find you?
Will you be my archer queen?
Without you I feel as weak as a level 1 wall
You are a three star.
You are the wind beneath my (Insert flying troop)'s wings.
You can have me for $4.99.
You must be a collector base, because you are giving me a raging erection.
You must be a hidden tesla, because I will search until I find you.
You must be coc, because I honestly had no idea that you would be so important to me when we first met.
Your eyes shine like a level 4 dragon's.

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