130 The Walking Dead Pick Up Lines

Love The Walking Dead the TV show, comic, or the game? These The Walking Dead themed pick up lines may be just what you need. Pick up girls or guys who are also fans of the show. Grab their attention and interest by finding a common ground to start the conversation with. Please note that these pick up lines may also relate to other zombie themes in general. Enjoy and hope you can have fun with these flirty undead phrases.

The Walking Dead Pick Up Lines
Am I Daryl Dixon? Because I have an arrow and I'd like to penetrate you.
Are you a Walker? Because you just walked away with my heart.
Are you a zombie? [no] Want some?
Are you into necrophilia?
Are you Michonne's cat? Because you are just too damn gorgeous!
Are you tired? Because you've been dragging your feet around my mind all day
Are your feet tired? Because you've been shambling and lurching through my mind all day.
As a matter of fact, I *am* Edward James Olmos.
Baby, this is a DICKatorship!
Can my pet zombies watch?
Carol: Im very very into that rough dirty look, can you put it on me?
Damn, I´m now gonna have to rewrite my Zombie Plan to include you
Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven? Or when you landed on that sharp stick? You should probably take that out, you know.
Did you apply that makeup yourself or are you an extra on The Walking Dead
Do you have a little zombie in you?...Would you like to?
Do you know where Carl is? No? Wanna fuck?
Do you like to get busy in the middle of the woods?
Do you need a leg massage since you've been running from Roamers all day?
Does anyone want to come into the barn with me?
Fuck me if I'm wrong, but I think there IS a cure!
Give me a call later so we can flesh out all the details.
Glenn: Im suppose to deliver you a pizza, Then I realized you lived in my heart.
Hey girl, I'd love to eat your brains out
Hey, I'd necrophile yo ass
Hey, I'm hungry. May I invite you to dinner? [!] We can go eat that guy/girl over there
Hey, wanna Rigor my Mortis?
Hey. You look kinda cute with those twisted legs, torn off jaw and eye dangling on your cheek
Hi, I'm a zombie. Mind if I take a bite out of you?
How many walkers will it take for me to kill until you have sex with me?
Hurry! Walkers are almost here, say you'll go out with me!
I almost got eaten alive. Hold me.
I can make a lovely squirrel casserole.
I Chews Chews Chews You!
I could sit under this tree with you forever.
I don't mean to sound forward. I mean, I know I hardly know you. But I don't think we're gonna live through this. And… I've never been with a man before.
I have needs that cannibalism just can't satisfy.
I have no idea where Carl is, but I'm 100% sure that I want you.
I just got bite…with your love
I like my sex how I like to kill Walkers: quick and dirty
I like my women like I like my tequila… cold and stiff. And, of course, that whole worm thing.
I like the taste of toes.
I like you, your intestines are still in your body.
I lost all my children now, want to create some new ones?
I love a girl with brains, but not in the zombie way.
I love you for your braaaaaaaaains!
I love you for your mind
I made this ear necklace just for you!
I may have one leg but I have something else to balance me out if you know what I'm saying.
I put the Bi in “zombie.”
I think you're beautiful, chew on that for a little bit!
I used to be a football player before the Apocalypse. What did you do?
I wanna eat you out
I want to infest all my time with getting to know you.
I will have sex with you. It is not like our options are vast.
I'd give my right arm for a date with you. Here you go!
I'd kill a barn full of walkers for you!
I'd kill a thousand walkers for you.
I'd run to a deserted store and grab condoms so fast for you.
I'll lower my weapon if you lower yours first.
I'll make you scream............. I mean sing.
I'm a "walker" alright – A long, romantic walker.
I'm a biter too.
I'm a mortition and work with corpses all day, but you're the right kind of dead for me
I'm a ricktator in the sack.
I'm feeling kinky, let's do it on a pile of walkers.
I'm missing an eye but I can clearly see you're in love with me.
I'm on Carl watch, care to join me?
I've noticed you from afar, in my scope…
If I flip a coin, what are my chances of getting head in the guard tower?
If I had a cell phone, or any fingers, I would ask you for your number.
If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me and then let me eat it?
If I shot an arrow through our heart will you still believe I'm Cupid?
If I turned into a walker, I'd come after you first!
If I was a zombie, I think I would like the taste of you.
If I was I walker, I'm pretty sure I'd like the taste of you.
If I wear a eypatch, will you sleep with me?
If I'm a walker, IDGAF, we're still cuddling.
If my respiratory system still worked, you'd take my breath away.
Is that maggots in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
It is the end of the world. Let's make love until we feel alive again.
It might just be that I've been locked up in a prison for years, but you're the most beautiful living person I've seen in a long time!
It's a good thing I'm a zombie, because you are drop-dead gorgeous!
It's my lucky day cause (I'm a zombie and) you're drop-dead gorgeous
It's the apoca-lips. So kiss me!
Kiss me while I still have my lips.
Man it's hot in Atlanta, we should get naked.
Merle: Just be glad I lost my hand... Because I'd grip your ass and make you mine sugar tits.
My bites will infect you with love.
My jacket has angel wings on the back. I've been sent down from heaven to protect you.
My right hand may be gone but my left hand can still do all the magic.
My wife just turned into a zombie. So….I'm single now.
Nice ribs!
Prove that I'm not a zombie? Well, your brain is pretty much the only part of you I'm not interested in.
Sweetie, you got everything: brains, body and the fact that you're still alive is a big plus!
The sight of you cleaning your sword really turns me on.
There is gotta be a cure for your hotness.
Two words: ZOMBIE ORGY!
Walkers are coming…and so am I
Wanna go kill some zombies in the ‘burbs and screw in the car afterwards?
Wanna see how I handle a sword?
Wanna tie me to a tree and do stuff to me?
Wanna use those arms on this DIECK?
Want me to tickle you with my trigger finger?
Want to go into town with me and make out in a convenience store?
Want to hop on my chopper and kill some walkers together?
Want to see my aquarium of walker heads?
We're all infected, might as well make the best of it!
Well, okay. It's rigor mortis. But I'm still happy to see you!
Were all Infected...... With your Good Looks..
What am I Governor of? How ‘bout yer ass!
What do you say that we go check out what's in that barn?
What do you think of my Sheriff's hat?
What is it with the smell of decomposing bodies that make me think of you?
What's a nice corpse like you doing in a place like this?
What's your preferred weapon to kill?
When I'm not leading my group, I also volunteer at the abandoned old folks home.
Where were you when the outbreak happened?
Who's your zombie?
Why don't you come here and snap this DIECK?
Why don't you come over here and do stuff and thangs on this DIECK?
With the body parts you do have, would you hold it against me?
Would you like to go back to my place? Grab a shovel!
You know, I just happen to have a bed in my RV.
You know, I'm good at head shots.
You remind me of my ex, so I'm gonna rip your heart out
You'd make a great mummy
You've stolen my heart. No, seriously. Can I have it back?
Your beauty is eating away at my heart.

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