86 Game of Thrones Pick Up Line

Hit HBO series Game of Thrones is well known to be sexually explicit, and however women do like this medieval fantasy show. Here is our list of pick up lines, check them out and hope they can help you score!

Game of Thrones Pick Up Lines
"Littlefinger" is a misnomer. P.S. I won a lot of whores.
"Valhar Cunnilingus!"
Are Hodor's legs tired? Because he's been carrying you through my mind all day
Are you a servant of the Lord of Light, Rh'llor? Because I'm burning up around you.
Are you a slave to your clothes? Because I'd like to free you from them.
Are you a traitor to the crown? Because I can definitely see you giving head to my pike.
Are you a Warg? Because I bet you're an animal in the sheets.
Are you a White Walker? Because I want you to have my babies
Are you made of Dragon Glass? Because you're melting my heart.
Are you my direwolf? Because I can definitely see myself taking over your body.
Are you wildfire, cause I wanna stop drop and roll with you?
Are your clothes a slave? Because I'd like to free you of them.
Beauty is only skin deep; Hodor's cock goes much deeper.
Can my Direwolf watch?
Did it hurt... when you fell from the Moon Door?
Did you erupt from a fire witch's vagina? Because you're a total smokeshow.
Did you get sacrificed to the God of Fire? Because you're smoking!
Did You Know, my penis is made of Valyrian steel.
Did you sit on a lemon cake? Cause you have a pretty sweet ass!
Do you smith Valyrian steel? Because you just gave me one of the hardest swords in the land.
Ever been with a woman who can work a sword?
Girl, if you looked anymore like Emilia Clarke, I would be dragon my balls across your face.
Girl, my finger is the only little thing about me.
Have you taken a lifelong vow of celibacy or are you just playing hard to get?
Hey girl, wanna chill?
Hey girl, wanna flay?
Hey, wanna braid my hair?
Hey, you look just like my brother. I could get into that.
Hodor? Hodor.
I am no lady... Let us F**K.
I am the king, so if you don't go out with me, I'll kill your dad.
I don't need blood magic to raise your Dothraki king
I don't want to be a Queen, I want to be the Queen of your loins.
I heard you like Magic, well bend over and watch my dick disappear.
I like man who's unsullied.
I may be an Imp, but I never go limp.
I may be king in the north, but I want to be the king of your heart.
I want to have your shadowbabies.
I want you to stick me with the pointy end.
I would conquer the seven kingdoms for you.
I'd climb the entire wall just to get your digits, girl!
I'd give you the moon, not the moon door!
I'll do what queens do... I'll rule the bedroom.
I'll show you my Kama Sutra if you show me your Meereenese Knot.
I'll stick you with my pointy end.
I'm a ladykiller, not a kingslayer!
I'm Dothraki, I only know how to do it one way.
I'm fiercer than a direwolf in bed!
I'm Iron born, I take what's mine.
I've fallen harder for you than Bran Stark.
If only I were that Tyroshi pear brandy you are drinking, because then I would already be inside of you.
If we die, we'll die, but first we'll f**k.
If you come up north for me, I'll go down south for you.
Is it hot in here because of the long summer, or is it just you?
Is that milk of poppy in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
Is your name winter? Because you'll be coming soon.
It is a bit nippy. Shall we snuggle?
Let's do it on the wall.
Let's get Stark naked!
Looks don't matter, I'll just wrap you in my banner and fuck you for glory.
Maybe you can release my poison. I swear I won't have you whipped. (Well, probably a little)
My friends call me the Dancing Teacher, so let me dance you into the bedroom.
Oncea you've had a man who's taken the black, you never go back.
Screw hard and true, Jon Snow, or I'll come back and haunt ya.
Show me your dragon, I'll make it spit fire!
Someone should tell the Old Gods and the New Gods that heaven is missing an angel
The iron throne is mine by right. Will you be mine too?
The real "Kingslayer" is in my pants.
They call me the hound. Wanna be my main bitch?
They call me the King of the North, but I'd go south for you.
Ty-win or Ty-lose, I'll still ty-love you!
Wanna see my golden rose?
Want to make love? I read about it in a book. A very old book in Master Aemon's library.
Want to see how sullied I am?
Want to see the red serpent in action?
Was our father a baker? Because you've got nice buns.
Who needs Milk of the poppy, when I can have you?
Winter isn't the only thing thats coming.
Winterfell, but I'll keep you up all night.
Would you like to see my sword? Its name is ice?
Yeah, I'm still a virgin. But I'm really good at spooning!
You look like my sister.
You must be my sister, because I'm extremely attracted to you.
You must be part halfwit, because the only thing you'll be screaming tonight is my name. And my name is Hodor.
You smell like trash from Flea Bottom, can I take you out?
Your body is so hot, it melts my face off.

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