90 Disney Pick Up Lines

Are you looking for some clever, cheesy, or funny Disney related pick up lines? Please note that these phrases may not be from the actual movie. If you know that your loved one digs Disney movies, these lines may actually work for you when used in the right places with absolute correct timing.

We have compiled a list of Disney themed pick up phrases that might interest you. Please note that this list contains both clean and dirt pick up line. You can use the filter to narrow down the related Disney pick up lines, or you can browse the entire list.

Disney Pick Up LinesMovies/Characters
You know what really sucks? I have crabs, it's A Bug's Life.A Bug's Life
Aladdin a pastry as well.Aladdin
Can I get into your cave of wonders?Aladdin
Do you trust me?Aladdin
Forget Aladdin, I'm thinking bout Jasmine's carpet.Aladdin
Have you ever tried anal, it's A Whole New World.Aladdin
Hey Aladdin, is that a lamp in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?Aladdin
Hey Jasmine, Does the magic carpet match the drapes?Aladdin
One night with me, and I'll show you a whole new world.Aladdin
Wanna rub my lamp?Aladdin
Want to go for a wild ride baby? I'm a bottom.Aladdin
What the hell is that smell? did you Jafar?Aladdin
Whether Jafar or Ja-Close I'll always be yours.Aladdin
Your body is a wonderland, and I'd like to be Alice.Alice in Wonderland
Damn Girl you got me twitterpated.Bambi
Hey Beauty, can I introduce you to my Beast?Beauty and the Beast
I'd like to take a trip to your forbidden west wing.Beauty and the Beast
I'm a beast in the sheets.Beauty and the Beast
It's like Beauty and the Beast. I'm the Beauty you are the Beast.Beauty and the Beast
There's definitely something down there that wasn't there before if you know what I mean.Beauty and the Beast
I must be Lighting McQueen, 'cause you've got my heart racing.Cars
Don't worry, Cinderella. I'll get you home before the clock strikes 12.Cinderella
Hey Cinderella let's see if this fits!Cinderella
Hey, Cinderella. Call me midnight 'cause when I come around I'll make your dress disappear.Cinderella
I’ll bippity bop you, girl.Cinderella
You must be Cinderella, because I see that dress disappearing by midnight.Cinderella
You must be Cinderella, because I see that dress disappearing by midnight.Cinderella
You said you were looking for the girl with the glass slipper but baby boy I can be your Cinderella ella ella eh eh.Cinderella
You're my Cinderella ellaCinderella
Hey girl. Wanna see how many wonders one cavern can hold?Disney
Your castle or mine?Disney
I don’t need to take you on the Tower of Terror to get you screaming.Disneyland
There are people who say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Apparently, none of them have ever been in your arms.Disneyland
Do you remember my name? You Don't? You Dumbo.Dumbo
I'm so lost in your eyes I'm like Nemo. You better find me.Finding Nemo
My penis is more of a Finding Nemo situation.Finding Nemo
You can call me Nemo, because I'm gonna "touch the butt"Finding Nemo
Do you wanna get Goofy?Goofy
Aye Mary - youze Poppin'.Mary Poppins
You don't need a spoonful of sugar to make me go down.Mary Poppins
Hey my name's Mickey and there's nothing Minnie about me.Mickey and Minnie
My name is Mickey and there is nothing Minnie about me.Mickey and Minnie
Let's just say my bed is covered in Monsters Inc.Monsters, Inc.
My name isn't Sully, but you can still be my Boo.Monsters, Inc.
I can hit it so hard it'll make your ancestors dizzy.Mulan
I like a woman who speaks her mind & can handle a long sword.Mulan
I can make any fairy moan... All I need to do is Tink'er'bell.Peter Pan
Say it with me I do believe in condoms. I do I do!Peter Pan
Is that Pinocchio in there? No, just a boner.Pinocchio
Let’s play Pinocchio. You sit on my face and I’ll tell you lies.Pinocchio
Sit on my face and ask me to lie... What? You've never been Pinocchio'd?Pinocchio
You know what they say about men with big noses.Pinocchio
I'd really like to Poke-her-hontas.Pocahontas
Saw you sleeping on the ground like PocahontasPocahontas
What is around your riverbend?Pocahontas
Am I a beast? ‘Cause you're definitely a beauty.Sleeping Beauty
I'll make you want to spend more time in bed with me than Sleeping, Beauty.Sleeping Beauty
Sleeping Beauty.Sleeping Beauty
You're wicked hot.Sleeping Beauty
Hi Ho.Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs
I'm the eighth dwarf, Sexy.Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs
Short guys get me all flustered.Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs
What is this, Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs
You have really nice eyes. You remind me of Quasimodo.The Hunchback of Notre Dame
If you asked me if I could show you my bare necessities, I'd tell you I shere khan.The Jungle Book
Oh, Oobee Doo, I wanna be with you. I wanna walk with you, talk with you, it's true.The Jungle Book
Can I Hakuna your ma-tatas?The Lion King
Can you feel the love tonight?The Lion King
I lie because they used to call me the Lion KingThe Lion King
I'd dress in drag and do the hula for you.The Lion King
You are part of the circle of my life.The Lion King
You must be Pumbaa 'cause baby - I've got no worries.The Lion King
I have a small penis. It used to be called The Little Mermaid.The Little Mermaid
My name is Sebastian but I don't have crabs.The Little Mermaid
Sha-la-la-la-la-la don't be scared, you got the moves prepared, you want to kiss me, girl.The Little Mermaid
Things are much better down where it's wetter.The Little Mermaid
Honestly, I just want to get the Sword In The StoneThe Sword in the Stone
Give me a Woody and I'll make you Buzz for light years.Toy Story
Hi, I'm Andy. Wanna play with my Woody?Toy Story
I can take you to infinity and beyond.Toy Story
I use and own butt plugs, now tell me about your Toy StoryToy Story
Let's go... let's go to Infinity & Beyond.Toy Story
There's snake in my pants!Toy Story
You've got a friend in me. Friends with benefits that is.Toy Story
You've got a friend with benefits in me.Toy Story
I just saw our whole lives flash before my eyes in 10 minutes. We are destined to be together.Up
Up! Up! Up!Up
The way to get started is to quit talking and begin doing.Walt Disney
Call me Pooh, because all I want is you, honey.Winnie the Pooh

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