70 Lord of the Rings and The Hobbit Pick Up Lines

Love LoTR or Lord of the Rings? Know a girl or guy who loves Lord of the Ring series? Find all the funny pick up lines to break open the ice. Please note that some of these pick up lines can be either dirty or clean. Enjoy and have fun.

LOTR and the Hobbit Pick Up Lines
A wizard is never premature. He finishes precisely when he means to.
Are you an orc? Because you’re making my Sting glow.
Are you Gandalf? Because you have me seeing fireworks.
Are you the Ring? 'Cause I've got my eye on you.
Baby, I'll make you scream like the Nazgul.
Beard can be red; A blade can glow blue; There is only one precious, and that must be you.
Boy, you’re glowing. Are there Orcs nearby or are you just happy to see me?
Dammit, Elrond got caught looking up Orc porn again.
Did it hurt when you fell from the Timeless Halls?
Elen sila lumenn’ omentielvo. (“A star shines on the hour of our meeting”)
Every teenage hobbit girl has been to Fuckleberry Ferry a few times.
Excuse me, but are you Arwen? You are so beautiful that I think I have entered a dream.
Gimli a piece of that!
Girl, you're like a Balrog - smokin' hot!
Girl, you’re glowing. Are there orcs nearby or are you just glad to see me?
Hey baby, wanna blow my Horn of Gondor?
I am no man.
I can lighten your burden
I don’t know you half as well as I should like, but I like all of what I see.
I erupt like Mount Doom for you, baby!
I gave her my sword. And my bow. And my axe.
I last longer than Boromir.
I love you more than Sauron loves power.
I may be a fool. But I'm a fool in love with you.
I may look really short, but that’s only CGI.
I must be the ring and you must be Bilbo, because you’ve got me wrapped around your finger.
I wanna go inside your hobbit hole.
I want you in my hobbit hole.
I would rather share one lifetime with you than face al lthe ages of this world alone.
I'd like to have an Inn at your prancing pony.
I'll put a ring on it!
I'll take your Hobbit to my Isengard.
I’d love to climb your Lonely Mountain.
I’ll have you for second-breakfast.
I’ll take you there and back again.
I’m like Beorn — half man, half bear. Guess which part is bear?
I’ve got a feeling you’re about to become my Precious.
Is your name Smaug? Because you look like you have loads of treasure in your cave.
It does not do to leave a live dragon out of your calculations — so here’s what I’m doing later.
Just wait until sunset — that’s when I’m going to open your secret door.
Love is never late, nor is it early. It arrives precisely when it means to.
My blade is never broken.
My elf eyes only see you.
My feet are bigger than Bilbo’s… and you know what they say about big feet.
My love is like Lembas bread, one taste to get your fill.
My staff is even bigger than Gandalf’s.
No, thats not an oliphaunt in my pants, but thanks for noticing.
Sauron’s gonna be after me because he knows I’ve found the one.
Say girl, looks like meats back on the menu.
So you're over 1,000 years old? I LOVE older women.
That aromatic scent is my manflesh.
The fires of Mount Doom aren't nearly as hot as you are.
There are no words in Elvish, Entish, or the tongues of men to express how much I love you.
This is no trinket I carry.
TREE?! I am no tree. I am your future.
Us Hobbits can bring you 'there and back again' over and over and over again.
Want to come back to my place and smoke a little Longbottom leaf?
Watch out, girl. I’m about to rescue you from Lonely Mountain.
Were you born from Smaug’s mouth? Because you came out hot.
Were you forged by Sauron? Because you look precious.
What do you like for second breakfast?
What do you say we go back to my place an light the beacons of Gondor?
Will you be my precciiiiioouuuusss?
You don’t know even it yet, but you’ve just found the One. Now let me get in your pocket.
You know what they say about big feet..
You must be a Ring of Power, 'cuase I want ot keep you!
YOU SHALL NOT PASS, until you give me your number.
You wake something Tookish up in me.
Your beauty has pierced my heart like a Morgul Blade.
Your salted pork is particularly lovely

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