141 Sherlock Pick Up Lines

If you love Sherlock, you will love these Sherlock Holmes inspired pick up lines here. Enjoy and use these to break the ice with other Sherlock Holmes fans. The new TV show is so popular and loved by plenty of girls. Flirt and impress with these clever crafted pick up lines.

Sherlock Pick Up Lines
A headphones-wearing bison isn’t the only thing I’d like up against my wall.
Are you a fire extinguisher? Because I want to dance and break into the crown jewels with you.
Are you a train car in Sumatra? Because you are the bomb.
Are you frequenting cafes? Because you are smoking.
Are you Greg Lestrade? Because you look like a DI… A Dishy Individual.
Are you Helen Louise? Because I’m going to make you lose your mind.
Are you Mr. Summerson? Because I’d like to fondle your testicles.
Are you one of John’s jumpers? Because you look so cozy and unique.
Being without you hurts worse than reading Alone On the Water."
Being without you is worse than going to a matinee of Les Mis with my parents."
Can I touch your Belstaff?
Chicks dig scars, eh? Well, just call me Major Sholto.
Dieting is for Mycroft. Come on, you know you want a taste of me.
Do you want to see some More-iarty of me?
Don’t hate the dragon slayer. Hate the game.
Forget mind palaces… Wanna see my mind sex dungeon?
Forget the crime scene… The only body I want to be checking out is yours.
Hey girl, I deleted the solar system to make room for important things... like you.
I always hear ‘suck my face’ when you’re speaking, but it’s usually subtext.
I bet you can make me scream… and I don’t mean like Claudette Bruhl.
I calculate that there are thirteen possibilities once I invite you into my bedroom.
I don’t mind if you’re on your period… We’ll just call it an Urban Bloodlust Frenzy.
I don’t need Anderson’s Reichenbach theory to show you how hypnotizing I can be.
I fell for you harder than Rupert Graves in the gag reel.
I guess people can stop calling me The Ice Man, because you’ve melted my heart.
I heard you like a man in uniform, so I keep mine on even when it tries to kill me.
I heard you want the D… and I’m not talking about deductions.
I know Richard Brook was a lie, but I’d like to see you in handcuffs anyway.
I know you’re not some character from Lord of the Rings, because I honestly care what you think.
I love you more than Carl Powers loved his shoes.
I only have earbuds for you.
I see you frequent Speedy’s Cafe… You must like some Sherlock inside of you.
I think about Redbeard when I want to calm down, but I think about you when I want to get excited.
I think you’re 221-beautiful.
I think you’re cooler than the head in our fridge.
I want to have more meetings with you than Magnussen had with the prime minister.
I want to Lestraddle you.
I want you Anderneath me.
I want you wrapped around me more tightly than my purple shirt.
I wish I was Irene’s phone just so I could get into your cleavage.
I would disguise myself as a French waiter to stop you from proposing to someone else.
I would kick my parents out if you came over.
I would let you call me Myc.
I would love you even if you canonically did not exist yet.
I would love you even if you made post-mortem jokes about my hip.
I would love you even if you messed up my sock index.
I would murder a blackmailing newspaper proprietor for you.
I would never tell you to f-cough.
I would propose to you even if I didn’t need to break into your boss’s office.
I would punch the chief superintendent just because he called you a weirdo.
I would share my ‘herbal soothers’ with you.
I would solve a skip code and steal a motorcycle for you.
I would spend the night at your place even if it was a scuzz dump.
I would turn back your watch during your friend’s fake suicide just to spend more time with you.
I.O.U. a fall… into my bed.
I’d help you hunt down a hound even if I was on holiday.
I’d let a strange woman abduct me as long as she was taking me to you.
I’d let you stay in my bedroom even if you didn’t need the space.
I’d love to get mail from you, even if it was just an envelope full of bread crumbs.
I’d rather look at you than Sherlock’s crime scene photos.
I’d watch Glee for you.
I’ll be your goldfish if you’ll be my division.
I’ll walk your dog… Even if you don’t have one.
I’m a fan of yours— type B, that is.
I’m going to write you a love letter… I don’t have to prove it; I just have to print it.
I’m like Anderson’s beard… I’ll grow on you.
I’m not very good at expressing my feelings, so please understand what I mean when I say that my name is actually a girl’s name.
I’m not your housekeeper. The only thing of yours I want to keep is your love.
I’ve fallen for you more times than that American has fallen out of your window.
If I had only a minute and twenty-nine seconds left to live, I’d want to spend that time with you.
If I was looking for a friend in a drug den, I wouldn’t just be browsing— I’d be looking for you.
If you be my goldfish, I promise to keep you plenty wet.
If you got away from me, I’d be so upset, I’d start kicking a tire.
If you left me, I’d do anything to get you Reichen-back.
If you think Sherlock’s a freak, just wait until you see me in the bedroom.
If you think the wait in between seasons is long, just wait until you see my dick.
If you were my drug, I wouldn’t need a case to justify doing you.
If you’re Henry Knight, can I be your Henry Steed?
Is there a ball under my armpit, or did you just make my heart stop?
Is your meat dagger on Twitter? Because I’d like to get that on text alert.
It’s a bit rude that noise, isn’t it? Not that that’ll stop me from coaxing it out of you.
John Watson? More like John Hot-son.
Lestrade? More like Lust-rade.
Let’s adopt cats together… Hounds drive me crazy.
Let’s have a relationship that’s in a good place and very affirming.
Makeover queen? No, I’m the makeout queen.
May the problems of your future be my privilege?
Mrs. Hudson may have stolen my skull, but you have stolen my heart.
My anaconda don’t want none unless you got glow-in-the-dark buns, hun.
My anaconda don’t want none unless you got guns, hun.
My friendship isn’t the only thing that can give you warmth and constancy.
My last name may be Small, but my dick is huge.
My love for you burns like the A.G.R.A. flash drive.
My love for you is #NotDead.
My love for you is bigger than Henry Knight’s house.
My love for you isn’t like Lord Moran’s bomb— it doesn’t have an off switch.
My mustache isn’t the only thing I’d shave for you.
My text alert isn’t the only way you can hear me orgasm.
People are basically fond, but not as much as I am.
Redbeard isn’t the only one I’d like to be petting.
Solving crimes isn’t the only thing I have a vacancy for.
Stabbing isn’t the only thing I’d like to do to you in the shower.
The game is on… Will you play with me?
The thought of being without you scares me more than a Baskerville Hound.
theimprobableone will use capital letters before I stop loving you.
Wanna go have a drink on every street where we found a corpse?
Wanna go on a sex holiday with me?
Wanna know why my Belstaff coat is so long?
Wanna see my secret tattoo?
We think you’re smoking, and that’s not just because we pulled you out of a bonfire.
When I asked if you came for me, I didn’t just mean to the drug den.
When I said I’d get you off, I wasn’t just talking about the murder charge.
When you called me ‘nurse,’ were you really just making do, or were you trying to roleplay?
Whip me like one of your dead girls.
Why bother telling me what I should put on a t-shirt? It’s just going to end up on your floor in a moment anyway.
Why don’t you go ‘right the way down’ on me?
Why don’t you play Operation with me instead? You’ll never have to handle a broken heart.
Why have a meat dagger when you can have my D.I. Swagger?
Will you be the Robin to my Hat-Man?
Without you, my heart is as broken as Mrs. Hudson’s hip.
Without you, my heart is like the coin that Mary shot… There’s an empty hole in it.
Would you still love me even though you’re made of hair and I’m made of eyeliner?
You always feel love, but you don’t have to fear it.
You can imagine the Christmas dinners, but I’d much rather you be there to experience them yourself.
You could make me feel alive even if I were one of Molly’s cadavers.
You don’t have to say ‘Vatican Cameos’ to get me to go down."
You don’t need Connie Prince. You’re already the most beautiful thing in the world.
You give me life, and not just because Lazarus is go.
You make me blush so much, my face is the same color as Jennifer Wilson’s wardrobe.
You make me come to life like the Geek Interpreter’s comics.
You make me more out of breath than Mycroft on a treadmill.
You make me more speechless than John asking me to be his best man.
You make me wetter than a fireplace that’s just met Magnussen.
You put the ‘bae’ in Baker Street.
You should come home with me instead. Your wife is AGRA-vating.
You smell cleaner than Kenny Prince’s cat.
You’re hotter than The Dynamics of Combustion.
You’re so great, even my shirt is giving you thumbs up.
You’re the boomerang to my hiker… Throwing you away would kill me.
You’re the West to my Wood.
Your smile shines brighter than an inexplicable matchbox.

Pick Up Lines Inspired by Sherlock

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